Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
by Pervert Dinosaur
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal)
Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
by Pervert Dinosaur
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
by Sorry they fooled you
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
by Battle on keyboard warrior
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch
"But Putin is bad!"
Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"
by Tell Lie Vision of War is Profitable (but only for them)
Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them
by I Get That of can you blame the guy?
Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)
by Nuland, Undersecretary of State confirmed in a hearing
The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion?
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
by you don't have to eat it
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified
Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn
by Conservative Apologist
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
by Jen Psucky of Fake President
Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.
by Quentin Quisp of Quisling Quorum
Best of internet:
It's this website: Bad Haiku.
You were born for this.
by Hillary Clintong of Anthiny Weener
I think I'll sick up
Longpig and motion sickness
Lord, this bus ride stinks!
by Barf Figpuker of Bus
Why do you haiku?
Something to do While you poo?
You know it is true
by Gildon Bert
High ku, lo ku-ku
Waikiki or why haiku
Haiku you, we high.
by Don Gilbert of Internet
I'm "devastated"
And I am "heartbroken" too.
(The George Soros show).
by Strictly Re-runs of Hungary
Best Birdseed Breakfast
West of the Rocky Mountains
Stick that in your beak
by Tip of my beak
A bowel movement
consisting of syllables
is headed your way
by Glory of Morning
Russia has the bomb
Vladimir wants to use it
Paranoid nut job
by He's so short, hung like gerbil
Russia is the BOMB.
Vladimir is our savior!
He is superman.
by And Mr. P is Super-sexy too
Russia sucks dog balls
Talk about third world shit holes
Corrupted leader
by Anonymous Poet
Imprint of a boot
All of that moon shit was fake
We were playing space.
by Noticer of Dusty Footprint improperly cooked N.Y. Strip steak( Encino)
Wail hay thar. Hit's me,
Yer ole knuckle-draggin frind...
So LET's GO BRANDON !
by Klaus Schwab of Old Smoky Mountains
Free crackpipe sandwich!
Poupon your roast beast! Slathered!
Fifty shards of Darth!
by Calling my Lawyer of Immediately
That's packing a lunch!
Fifty shades of Grey Poupon.
Slathered on Roast Beast.
by Luncheon of Holiday Inn , Encino, California
I prefer sandwich
Stuffed full of tasty goodness
Like your mom's buttocks
by Pervert Dinosaur
The free crack pipe lie?
Shut up and kiss Mike Lindell
And drop your pants
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, Agrohimnee.
I will bring device to Kiev.
You have timer codes?
by Marilyn Ninna of Humanitarian Non-profit Troll Farm
Stop your squawking, friend.
It's time for Birdie num nums.
It's time to party
by Noticer of num nums
Biden: free crack pipes.
Russia: invade the Ukraine.
C.I.A: "We win!"
by Chants of "Let's Go BRANDON !"
Put in your two cents
You will receive one haiku
and two freeze dried farts
by Deal of The Day
Put in then put out.
Put up or shut up. Haiku:
What we want from you.
by Volodimir of Vladimir
if you're feeling red
and you want your neighbours dead
putin on the blitz
by ash of get back in the ussr
