All y'all clowns so whack.
Talkin' bout yo' DREAMZ and sheet.
Gots ta keep it real.
by Tyrone of tha Haiku Hood Nome Sane?
Hey, Good Morning, y’all
Had another dream last night
But it had bad vibes
by Cyan Chan Chan of SltX
Does migrating pain
indicate blood clots in arm?
Asking for my arm.
by This is getting old... like me.
Why can't I hear/speak
as I did not long ago
To read/write's no prob.
by Thank God for closed caption. of Getting old is for old people... oh wait.
Ducks in the old swamp
swim by the laundry ladies
dumping frothy suds.
by bASHo of ash is the reincarnation of basho, but smells better -- has no BO
it gets frustrating
trying to make up haiku
sans inspiration
by ash
Enough for one day.
All these voices need some rest.
My brain is leaking.
by My cerebral conjoined twin farted on my medula oblongata (sp?)
It's quite a sad thing.
I've only seen Limburger
like twice in my life.
by Only bought it once. of Like overripe brie. Not bad, but not my thing.
Are you a Brony?
I picture a Brony troll.
MLP Fleshlight.
by 4 D batteries.
I'd like to see hair
With Limburger cheese on it:
Hairy cheesy mess.
by Noticer of Hirsute Limburger
I'd like to see Hair
as an all nude opera
sung in Italian.
by Home for the buzzin bees.
I am NOT Cyan!
Pistachio pudding cupcakes!
And neither are we!
by I gots me lots o' ppls in here of but a color ain't one
Me and my lit pipe:
We're letting the world stay fucked...
I'm not smoking crack.
by Noticer of Smoke-rings
If I hear one more
thing about NFT's, I'll
soon be in the news.
by they aren't pets but they are peeves.
It's schizo-babble
Most of what is written here
By you, Darth, Cyan
by Noticer of Names
J.C. Superstar:
Watched a Spanish production.
Fue fantastico.
by Noticer of Superestrellas
Nah, join the army.
You'll get paid to blow stuff up.
What more could you want?
by Be 92.7% of what you can be. of Or something.
I got 14 though
It’s a sign to slip away
Or just run away
by Cyan-Chan of Sl
Below is a link.
Fifteen sociopath traits.
Do you meet all these?
Who doesn't have some?
Don't beat yourself up too bad.
No one is normal.
https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/signs-sociopath
by Momma always said life is like a box of haiku.
But myself is bad
I am a sociopath
I’m all lies, lies, lies
by Cyan of Sugar Land
Why not be yourself.
That would be a pleasant change.
A sincere poet.
I mean, you know, other than vhs and ash.
by Who woulda thunk possible.
I won’t burden you
I’m not serious, okay.
I wish I was me
by Cyan aka me of Here
Carbon Monoxide?
I still live with my parents
So it would be hard
by Cyan- of Werking girl
Carbon monoxide
would be a lot less painful,
but still don't do it.
Why would you bother?
Your crimes/guilt are miniscule.
I mean, you're not me!
And even I am not the evil one.
by Well... not yet.
Sodium nitrite
Effective after starving
To attack blood cells
by CyAn of Here @ work
Talking suicide??
But why forty eight hours?
Something happens then?
by Don't do it.
I spoke about this
The magical potion is….
Sodium Nitrite
by Cyan—hehehe of SlTc
In the ancient past
you'll find what you're looking for.
Do NOT release it.
by There will be war.
What is your potion?
Mai Tai or Margarita?
Not keto milkshake!
by I pray.
Mudballs thrown at cars
by horrid little children
splat on windshields.
by Praunks
No eating right now
Waiting forty-eight hours
Then I take “potion”
by Cyan Cheyenne Whateva of Here there and Everywhere
Hemming hemorrhoids.
Now that's talented crochet!
Horror movie scarf.
by Warm worm.
The rear view mirror
Get to know your own hemorrhoids
and ass foliage
by Moonlight of Vermont
Tooth of the gar fish
Fashioned into a necklace
Wear only that, please
by Meetup of Airport (Phillipines)
Please put your Lubed Corn
in the hole of my bottom;
I will be you box.
by Nothing like a box of fresh hot cop porn.
U go lick a gar.
Choreographed dancing poo.
And this lifts you up?
by Lies, all lies, a lifetime of lies. How does it feel to not be real?
A topping for popcorn
Free box with hole in bottom
with Lubed Corn purchase
by Value of Darth's Earwax (It's garlicky!)
Dig out my ear wax.
Tell me how much you love it.
Oh, my socks don't match?
by Gross! of The socks, not the ear wax.
Have you never tried
Pop Rocks in a netti pot
whilst on LSD?
by Do it!
I am going to cry.
Please be a little less... dull.
Also obvious.
by Exploding brain sanwiches of B/c sometimes fish & chips get old.
Hey! It’s me again
“Are you making fun of me”
Yes. Absolutely.
by Cyan who has run a poet off the sight because of my stupidity. I’ll make a choice alright.
Cyan, do the right thing.
Think of all those around you.
And we poets too.
by And don't forget ice cream.
Still making a choice
Blah blah blah blah Blah blah-blah
I’m a silly girl
by Cyan who is actually SMILING THRU THE tears of Hola
What-What in the Butt.
The greatest song of our age.
Everything you need!
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=15s
Subject line is: Hey
Haven’t spoken in awhile
I’d like to chat soon
by From Cyan of Emails from Sugar Land
cowpoke change your ways!
you really shouldn't poke cows.
that's not very nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=xiqZ7x3WkyE
by It's the cheese. of demon pressure. must rest or they burst out.
Love lady fingers.
Fourth of July picnic snacks.
At Cannibal Ranch.
by Toasted and Roasted!
not into "roxy".
but it was worth checking out.
thanks i guess suppose.
by Anonymous Poet
you forgot "septic"
i happen to have noticed
fingers? who needs them!
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing screams hot stuff
Like overweight cannibals
Burning their fingers
by Ouch Darn Warm of Tart
