Ignorant idle
imbeciles ignite insects
into innocence.
by Ivan Illich
A hill to die on:
Dissidents versus sheeple.
Kill me for my views
by I Despise You of Nothing Personal
Christmas lights on porch
Klown world quelled for the moment...
Regroup and prepare.
by Subvert the Collective Neurosis of Our Moment
I need tobacco.
A fine English tobacco.
Kiss my PIPE, haters.
by Nose Inhale of Watch the Smoke Dissipate
Let us meet right here
By the goodness of Janis
Internet hostess.
by Canadians good for Something
Alliteration:
Absolutely asinine
And alphabetized!
by At All Angles of Altitude
Horny hobbits have
huevos hanging happily
humping hags' hoses.
by Helen Hunt
The DELTA Variant!
Oh gosh ! The DELTA Variant.
Oh I am so SCARED. Help !!!
by Sign Me Up for Boosters Every 3 Days Mommy of Tony Fauci's Diseased Sociopathic Soul
Gregory gaily
gangbangs grotesque green gremlins
gargling gold grog.
by Gal Gadot
Fabulous faggots
freakily fornicating
fat frogs far from France.
by Fabio
Eat your banana.
It will make you feel better.
Your blood sugar's low.
by Doctor Happy
Elephants eating
eggs erase Eamon's earwigs
evenly ebbing.
by Elvira
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck facebook
by scotch
educated eels
electrically energized
emerge everywhere
by scotch of Damit
don’t do damn donuts
dangerous doofus drivers
dipshit dickhead dolts
by scotch of Not on my lawn!
Dangerous dingos
don't dig dirt diligently
downward, Damien.
by Digong Duterte
Cole's cantankerous
cat can't contemplate Cory's
casserole clutter.
by Charlie Chaplin
Blowing bodacious
boogers banefully backwards
beats buggering bums.
by Beethoven
Allison's aardvark
asks about apples and ass
all around Austin.
by Ansel Adams
Our homes are prisons.
Locked in by Fear and Loathing,
FaceBook and TikTok.
by Get out while you can! of Escape to Fiji.
I know what's to come.
Doom and gloom for everyone.
Like evil Oprah.
by You get a disease and you get a disease and everyone gets a disease! of Or starvation, or prison/concentration camps. Whatever.
i have my worries
then i have my cares but then
what is yet to come?
by vhs
I don't care about
the earth's magnetic field
and neither should you.
by
Turn your phone sideways.
And then turn it right side up.
Rotten verse dog man!
by He'll bash you!
Dark meat and gravy.
Corn, candied yams, and stuffing.
And then there's football.
by Dear Lord, we thank thee for protecting us from covid, terrorists, and of course the evil Mark Zuckerberg. May you forever keep him and his platforms off our devices. Amen.
I cannot keep up.
Medicinal heroin.
Order it online.
It's the world today.
Needles are a tax write off.
My accountant said.
by Come on, Biden, push the button.
Wimmins in Japan
be imported from Russia.
Saw it on TV.
by Yep.
Wimmin are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
Maybe a phone app...
by Virtual Feminine of Smartphone
Ice Age number five:
I really tried to watch it.
But it revulsed me.
by Mass-produced Neurosis of AMURIKKKKA
Have you given up?
You already have enough?
Your game's obvious.
by
Quantum mechanics
don't work on broken down cars
nor do they drink beer.
by They earn slightly above minimum wage. of But no one knows what work they actually do.
Aardvarks are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
I do not think so.
by Chocolate fondu. of It's fun to do.
Beet borscht bastard brew
bubbling banefully by
blasting blueberries.
by Beethoven
Probably sewage,
parasites, hazardous waste,
and thought suppressants.
by If you saw it, you'd understand. of only the rich can afford clean water. Sad, really.
yes this relic a
living fossil that will out
live fakebook thank God...
wtf is in your water df?
by vhs
Do you suffer from
poor sexual performance/
inadequacy?
by affordableenhancements.com of You may qualify for financing.
Life is a sick joke,
Bad haiku the antidote.
Darth is the maiden.
by Let Us Rescue the Damsel said the Knight of Puckered Fig
Google News reminds
me of old horror movies.
Alien AI.
by Celebrity surgeries gone wrong. of Telepathic abilities.
Facebook ads remind
me of the old National
Inquirer news.
by What was once bad humor is now top of the line online information.
Let's get back to boobs.
Big or small doesn't matter.
They make me splatter.
by Daaaaarth!
Nursing home rampage.
Assisted living shootings.
Here at eleven.
by And now here's Tom with the weather.
And in other news,
hypersonic missile nukes,
sonic baby pukes.
by Mutants, mutants, everywhere! of Three testicled cyclops goats ate my best marijuana plants!
Indubitably!
One boobed Italy I be.
Who needs lactose free?!
by Good friends with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6
Darth, you ARE a boob.
Not left or right, just one boob
Smack in the middle.
by Mammary Cyclops of Puckered Fig
Yeah, but be diverse.
Kill people of all colors,
"genders", and ages.
And do it naked.
Show schlongs and boobs on the news.
Naked death orgies.
Otherwise it's yaaawwwwn.
Can you change the channel please.
Game of Thrones nude scenes!
More BOOBS!
by Never enough BOOBS!
Kyle is a hero!
Shot a thug child molester.
He should have killed more.
by White Guy Kills 2 Whites of Cuz He RAYCISS ha ha ha ha ha
"Poet hangs himself."
And now for today's weather.
Cold, wet, and windy.
by Homicide is far more fitting in todays world than suicide. of Don't be a pussy, waste some assholes you don't like.
Who's Kyle Shitinhouse?
Did he molest Joe Biden?
Post it on YouTube?
Oh, he shot people.
It's not inappropriate.
We should all do that.
by God Bless 'Merica!
Kyle Rittenhouse
Innocent of all charges
God our country sucks
by cursedmints
a top-rope belay:
carabiners, rope and knots
always a first time
i've been practicing
but it will be different
from sixty feet up
by scotch of trust fall exercises
