Quantum mechanics
don't work on broken down cars
nor do they drink beer.
by They earn slightly above minimum wage. of But no one knows what work they actually do.
Aardvarks are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
I do not think so.
by Chocolate fondu. of It's fun to do.
Beet borscht bastard brew
bubbling banefully by
blasting blueberries.
by Beethoven
Probably sewage,
parasites, hazardous waste,
and thought suppressants.
by If you saw it, you'd understand. of only the rich can afford clean water. Sad, really.
yes this relic a
living fossil that will out
live fakebook thank God...
wtf is in your water df?
by vhs
Do you suffer from
poor sexual performance/
inadequacy?
by affordableenhancements.com of You may qualify for financing.
Life is a sick joke,
Bad haiku the antidote.
Darth is the maiden.
by Let Us Rescue the Damsel said the Knight of Puckered Fig
Google News reminds
me of old horror movies.
Alien AI.
by Celebrity surgeries gone wrong. of Telepathic abilities.
Facebook ads remind
me of the old National
Inquirer news.
by What was once bad humor is now top of the line online information.
Let's get back to boobs.
Big or small doesn't matter.
They make me splatter.
by Daaaaarth!
Nursing home rampage.
Assisted living shootings.
Here at eleven.
by And now here's Tom with the weather.
And in other news,
hypersonic missile nukes,
sonic baby pukes.
by Mutants, mutants, everywhere! of Three testicled cyclops goats ate my best marijuana plants!
Indubitably!
One boobed Italy I be.
Who needs lactose free?!
by Good friends with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6
Darth, you ARE a boob.
Not left or right, just one boob
Smack in the middle.
by Mammary Cyclops of Puckered Fig
Yeah, but be diverse.
Kill people of all colors,
"genders", and ages.
And do it naked.
Show schlongs and boobs on the news.
Naked death orgies.
Otherwise it's yaaawwwwn.
Can you change the channel please.
Game of Thrones nude scenes!
More BOOBS!
by Never enough BOOBS!
Kyle is a hero!
Shot a thug child molester.
He should have killed more.
by White Guy Kills 2 Whites of Cuz He RAYCISS ha ha ha ha ha
"Poet hangs himself."
And now for today's weather.
Cold, wet, and windy.
by Homicide is far more fitting in todays world than suicide. of Don't be a pussy, waste some assholes you don't like.
Who's Kyle Shitinhouse?
Did he molest Joe Biden?
Post it on YouTube?
Oh, he shot people.
It's not inappropriate.
We should all do that.
by God Bless 'Merica!
Kyle Rittenhouse
Innocent of all charges
God our country sucks
by cursedmints
a top-rope belay:
carabiners, rope and knots
always a first time
i've been practicing
but it will be different
from sixty feet up
by scotch of trust fall exercises
That doesn't sound right.
Pot and porn will push themselves.
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
by Welcome to Starbucks. of What can I get started for you.
Tax-funded trillions
Unaccounted for. You think
to push pot and porn?
by Dumbed-down Populace
the malls have you know
pretty much killed themselves, you'd
just see them fall in...
by vhs
I can't watch TV.
Without wanting to vomit.
Then burn down the malls.
by Dr. R. was right.
Psst. Hey, guess what.
BOOBS!
by You needed to hear that.
The Powers That Be
once wanted us all sober.
Now they want us high.
by Typical.
Keep your thoughts subdued.
Go to the dispensary.
Here, bang this FleshLight.
by Big, Big, Big, Big, Big... of Big Brother is Watching.
This whole "stay at home"
thing and closing all borders,
too Orwellian.
by Freedom is slavery. And stuff.
China's missile launch
is a ploy because they have
nukes planted here now.
by Cheaper that way. of Missiles are expensive and so much can go wrong.
If you detonate
a nuclear bomb in Prague,
would anyone care?
by I doubt it. of They'll be too high.
Pot gravy, pot stew,
pot butter on candied yams,
and a joint after.
It's hilarious.
Little Jimmy puts olives
on all his fingers.
by Control your laughter! of Watch me f*** the pumpkin pie, grandma!
Have you eaten rat?
Field rats, not sewer rats.
I hear it's not bad.
Maybe Thanksgiving
I'll bake up a rat pot pie.
Of course with real pot.
Pairs well with turkey.
Washed down with rum and eggnog.
I'm so effing high.
by I'd like to give thanks that we can all be together this year. And thanks for the legalization of marijuana, without which I'd never get through Thanksgiving Day with relatives.
This place has it all
vermin in every corner
wall to wall vermin
by Noticer of rat tails
Electricity
has been restored to the rez
Wind knocked 3 trees down
by Chattering of Teeth
Scotch: what's a "top-rope"?
Hope it's not suicidal...
Maybe climbing term...
by Hung Up On Implications of Terminology
The moon is eclipsed
By one bad haiku tonight.
And it's MY haiku.
by Go Outside and Look Up of I Control Celestial Bodies Through Haiku
Electricity
Benjamin Franklin found out
when he fucked a kite
by History through haiku
Please fucking kill me
I just really want to die
Jk i am good :)
by hit me up on twitter @cursedmints of house
Oh Madagascar!
Dear Antananarivo...
Ok. Took a risk.
by African Risk-assessment Team of Tananarive N'arrive Pas
in just a few days
i'll set up my first top-rope
was nice knowing you
by scotch of speaking of risk
Aside of awful,
Odor of fried Kartoffel:
A German jaw-full...
by Jawohl Mein Bruder of Achtung !
all the food's okay
i just want to play some "risk"
go madagascar!
by scotch
ok, hear me out:
falafel on a waffle
a side of offal
by scotch of culinary rhyming house
The turkey grease pops.
Obese in-laws salivate.
And then there's football.
by Some give thanks to Jesus. of Rum and Coke is my savior.
Haiku shall guide us.
Haiku the only vanguard.
(Well . . . haiku AND beer.)
by Celestial Guidance Through Bad Haiku
I call for reform.
Haiku shall be purified.
A new age begins.
by Purge the Deceptions of the Past
You people have FAILED.
Your haiku misses the mark.
Repent for your sins.
by The God of Haiku is Forgiving
Nerds are called egg heads.
Heads are sometimes called noggins.
Nerds are egg noggins.
by Mix in some rum. of God, this is dumb
Nude nimble gnomes gnaw
nifty noodles, nipping no
gnarly gnu noggins.
by
If there's a troll ban,
I'll do three life sentences.
Do prisons have cheese?
by DW
