Have you eaten rat?
Field rats, not sewer rats.
I hear it's not bad.
Maybe Thanksgiving
I'll bake up a rat pot pie.
Of course with real pot.
Pairs well with turkey.
Washed down with rum and eggnog.
I'm so effing high.
Haiku #73757
Posted:
November 19, 2021 7:32 am ET
Poet & location:I'd like to give thanks that we can all be together this year. And thanks for the legalization
of marijuana, without which I'd never get through Thanksgiving Day with relatives.
