Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
A hill to die on:
Dissidents versus sheeple.
Kill me for my views
Haiku # 73820 November 21, 2021 10:13 pm ET
by I Despise You of Nothing Personal
Christmas lights on porch
Klown world quelled for the moment...
Regroup and prepare.
Haiku # 73819 November 21, 2021 10:11 pm ET
by Subvert the Collective Neurosis of Our Moment
I need tobacco.
A fine English tobacco.
Kiss my PIPE, haters.
Haiku # 73818 November 21, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Nose Inhale of Watch the Smoke Dissipate
Let us meet right here
By the goodness of Janis
Internet hostess.
Haiku # 73817 November 21, 2021 10:04 pm ET
by Canadians good for Something
Alliteration:
Absolutely asinine
And alphabetized!
Haiku # 73816 November 21, 2021 10:01 pm ET
by At All Angles of Altitude
Horny hobbits have
huevos hanging happily
humping hags' hoses.
Haiku # 73815 November 21, 2021 7:41 pm ET
by Helen Hunt
The DELTA Variant!
Oh gosh ! The DELTA Variant.
Oh I am so SCARED. Help !!!
Haiku # 73814 November 21, 2021 7:34 pm ET
by Sign Me Up for Boosters Every 3 Days Mommy of Tony Fauci's Diseased Sociopathic Soul
Gregory gaily
gangbangs grotesque green gremlins
gargling gold grog.
Haiku # 73813 November 21, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Gal Gadot
Fabulous faggots
freakily fornicating
fat frogs far from France.
Haiku # 73812 November 21, 2021 7:18 pm ET
by Fabio
Eat your banana.
It will make you feel better.
Your blood sugar's low.
Haiku # 73811 November 21, 2021 5:22 pm ET
by Doctor Happy
Elephants eating
eggs erase Eamon's earwigs
evenly ebbing.
Haiku # 73810 November 21, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by Elvira
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck facebook
Haiku # 73809 November 21, 2021 3:40 pm ET
by scotch
educated eels
electrically energized
emerge everywhere
Haiku # 73808 November 21, 2021 3:37 pm ET
by scotch of Damit
don’t do damn donuts
dangerous doofus drivers
dipshit dickhead dolts
Haiku # 73807 November 21, 2021 3:34 pm ET
by scotch of Not on my lawn!
Dangerous dingos
don't dig dirt diligently
downward, Damien.
Haiku # 73806 November 21, 2021 3:34 pm ET
by Digong Duterte
Cole's cantankerous
cat can't contemplate Cory's
casserole clutter.
Haiku # 73805 November 21, 2021 11:58 am ET
by Charlie Chaplin
Blowing bodacious
boogers banefully backwards
beats buggering bums.
Haiku # 73804 November 21, 2021 11:50 am ET
by Beethoven
Allison's aardvark
asks about apples and ass
all around Austin.
Haiku # 73803 November 21, 2021 11:48 am ET
by Ansel Adams
Our homes are prisons.
Locked in by Fear and Loathing,
FaceBook and TikTok.
Haiku # 73802 November 21, 2021 11:06 am ET
by Get out while you can! of Escape to Fiji.
I know what's to come.
Doom and gloom for everyone.
Like evil Oprah.
Haiku # 73801 November 21, 2021 11:02 am ET
by You get a disease and you get a disease and everyone gets a disease! of Or starvation, or prison/concentration camps. Whatever.
i have my worries
then i have my cares but then
what is yet to come?
Haiku # 73800 November 21, 2021 10:20 am ET
by vhs
I don't care about
the earth's magnetic field
and neither should you.
Haiku # 73799 November 21, 2021 7:48 am ET
by
Turn your phone sideways.
And then turn it right side up.
Rotten verse dog man!
Haiku # 73798 November 21, 2021 7:10 am ET
by He'll bash you!
Dark meat and gravy.
Corn, candied yams, and stuffing.
And then there's football.
Haiku # 73797 November 21, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Dear Lord, we thank thee for protecting us from covid, terrorists, and of course the evil Mark Zuckerberg. May you forever keep him and his platforms off our devices. Amen.
I cannot keep up.
Medicinal heroin.
Order it online.

It's the world today.
Needles are a tax write off.
My accountant said.
Haiku # 73796 November 20, 2021 10:22 pm ET
by Come on, Biden, push the button.
Wimmins in Japan
be imported from Russia.
Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 73795 November 20, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Yep.
Wimmin are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
Maybe a phone app...
Haiku # 73794 November 20, 2021 7:30 pm ET
by Virtual Feminine of Smartphone
Ice Age number five:
I really tried to watch it.
But it revulsed me.
Haiku # 73793 November 20, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Mass-produced Neurosis of AMURIKKKKA
Have you given up?
You already have enough?
Your game's obvious.
Haiku # 73792 November 20, 2021 7:08 pm ET
by
Quantum mechanics
don't work on broken down cars
nor do they drink beer.
Haiku # 73791 November 20, 2021 5:00 pm ET
by They earn slightly above minimum wage. of But no one knows what work they actually do.
Aardvarks are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
I do not think so.
Haiku # 73790 November 20, 2021 4:56 pm ET
by Chocolate fondu. of It's fun to do.
Beet borscht bastard brew
bubbling banefully by
blasting blueberries.
Haiku # 73789 November 20, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by Beethoven
Probably sewage,
parasites, hazardous waste,
and thought suppressants.
Haiku # 73787 November 20, 2021 1:06 pm ET
by If you saw it, you'd understand. of only the rich can afford clean water. Sad, really.
yes this relic a
living fossil that will out
live fakebook thank God...

wtf is in your water df?
Haiku # 73786 November 20, 2021 10:48 am ET
by vhs
Do you suffer from
poor sexual performance/
inadequacy?
Haiku # 73785 November 20, 2021 10:22 am ET
by affordableenhancements.com of You may qualify for financing.
Life is a sick joke,
Bad haiku the antidote.
Darth is the maiden.
Haiku # 73784 November 20, 2021 10:09 am ET
by Let Us Rescue the Damsel said the Knight of Puckered Fig
Google News reminds
me of old horror movies.
Alien AI.
Haiku # 73783 November 20, 2021 10:01 am ET
by Celebrity surgeries gone wrong. of Telepathic abilities.
Facebook ads remind
me of the old National
Inquirer news.
Haiku # 73782 November 20, 2021 9:59 am ET
by What was once bad humor is now top of the line online information.
Let's get back to boobs.
Big or small doesn't matter.
They make me splatter.
Haiku # 73781 November 20, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Daaaaarth!
Nursing home rampage.
Assisted living shootings.
Here at eleven.
Haiku # 73780 November 20, 2021 6:56 am ET
by And now here's Tom with the weather.
And in other news,
hypersonic missile nukes,
sonic baby pukes.
Haiku # 73779 November 20, 2021 6:50 am ET
by Mutants, mutants, everywhere! of Three testicled cyclops goats ate my best marijuana plants!
Indubitably!
One boobed Italy I be.
Who needs lactose free?!
Haiku # 73778 November 20, 2021 6:40 am ET
by Good friends with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6
Darth, you ARE a boob.
Not left or right, just one boob
Smack in the middle.
Haiku # 73777 November 20, 2021 6:04 am ET
by Mammary Cyclops of Puckered Fig
Yeah, but be diverse.
Kill people of all colors,
"genders", and ages.

And do it naked.
Show schlongs and boobs on the news.
Naked death orgies.

Otherwise it's yaaawwwwn.
Can you change the channel please.
Game of Thrones nude scenes!

















































































More BOOBS!
Haiku # 73776 November 20, 2021 1:39 am ET
by Never enough BOOBS!
Kyle is a hero!
Shot a thug child molester.
He should have killed more.
Haiku # 73775 November 19, 2021 10:51 pm ET
by White Guy Kills 2 Whites of Cuz He RAYCISS ha ha ha ha ha
"Poet hangs himself."
And now for today's weather.
Cold, wet, and windy.
Haiku # 73773 November 19, 2021 9:55 pm ET
by Homicide is far more fitting in todays world than suicide. of Don't be a pussy, waste some assholes you don't like.
Who's Kyle Shitinhouse?
Did he molest Joe Biden?
Post it on YouTube?

Oh, he shot people.
It's not inappropriate.
We should all do that.
Haiku # 73772 November 19, 2021 9:48 pm ET
by God Bless 'Merica!
Kyle Rittenhouse
Innocent of all charges
God our country sucks
Haiku # 73771 November 19, 2021 9:29 pm ET
by cursedmints
a top-rope belay:
carabiners, rope and knots
always a first time

i've been practicing
but it will be different
from sixty feet up
Haiku # 73770 November 19, 2021 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of trust fall exercises
That doesn't sound right.
Pot and porn will push themselves.
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
Haiku # 73768 November 19, 2021 2:57 pm ET
by Welcome to Starbucks. of What can I get started for you.
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