God gave us Covid
To get rid of dumb people
His plan is working

Covid neurotics:
Masked inside their cars alone,
Pathetically scared.

Talk about rambling!
That's the most unusual
advertisement yet.

Booger, booger, fart poop pee.
I pen this poem, just for thee.
And thy glorious buttocks, one and two.
They're so fine; don't mind the poo.
Cellulite, celluheavy,
Sell you cellphones by the levy.
Smell the odor, the sewage creek.
Forgot your paddle, outlook bleak.
Can't think of much else to say.
Out of the closet, now I'm gay!

I am no robot.
Any idiot can count.
Sesame Street fan.

These "enlightened" fools.
Running in fear from covid.
Docs get all their cash.

Here's five silly bulls.
And, look, here are seven more!
Where did they come from?

Please define evil.
Based on your small point of view.
Hatred? Genocide?

McDonald's Big Macs?
Metaverse ruling our lives?
Bowing down to fear?

Serial killers?
Child murdering mothers?
Pee Wee's Adventure?

"I'm a ramblin' man."
I forget the song; it's dumb.
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... HA!

Darth thinks he's "evil"
But it's just bathroom humor!
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Just stop it right now:
the rambling disjointed verse...
It's HAIKU or DIE.

"He loved Big Brother."
The most vulgar words written
throughout history.

Burnin's too good for him!
Hangin's too good for him!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried ALIVE!!

WHAT ANGLE???!!...
... Him.

You misspelled angel.
Yes, I know I am sexy.
Control your urges.

Oh...I have..an angle...

Look deep into me.
See the sum of all evil.
Through all space and time.

Here's an idea.
Leather coats with coffee smell.
Pre-aromaed coats.

Just imagine this:
These coins look about the same.
One and five piso.

I mean, what the EFF!
Complete lack of common sense.
Someone needs slapping.

What will happen now?
Extradited for war crimes,
human trafficking,

heroin dealing,
child porno ring, and three
parking citations.

And not to mention
what I did to those monkeys.
... But they enjoyed it.

In all fairness.

I miss iamback.
Do you think he passed away?
He hated Star Wars.

Those gay wedding rants.
Star Wars themed gay marriages.
Which is redundant.

Can we just agree
to hate everyone the same?
(But Eskimos more.)

well here we are and
i came back, i dont know, just
lets see what happens

alas poor yorik
immortalized for his death
an object lesson

do we hate darth now?
we used to just hate moxie
i was gone awhile

There once was a man.
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Alas, poor Yorik.

well i like to go
to work and do work stuff when
I'm at work...to go

I wish I knew you
You're the cure for depression
I had to notice

"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"

And *POOF* there's Door Dash.
This is all Janis' fault.
This whole "pandemic".

Laziness, greed, and gluttony created Amazon, FarceBook, and TikCok. And those created the "pandemic" to increase revenue. (It first appeared in China, don't forget). And now we just order our pot and pizza and groceries and... everything online and stay home wanking to crappy porn and it's only going to get worse. You'll see.

And it's all that first haiku by Janis that started it all. It's your fault Janis! You're friends of Bezos, I bet!

LOL

dr seuss...seuss and de
sist, not sure what a seuss im
pression would be like

like a bike
a trike?

on strike?

tv once called Spike.

dams being called dikes.

We'll soon bow down to
The Cannibal Overlords!
Worse than aliens!

The culling will start.
Only the fat ones may breed.
They are so juicy!

Will we be cattle?
"They" will harvest our fat selves.
Drugged, we will not know.

The future I see.
Plugged in, we never leave home.
Just like The Matrix.

Amazon order.
You ever try Vulveeta?
Fake vagina cheese.

The fox pox pine box???
That bothered you??? I'm sorry.
I was just goofing.

Bet you wear cute socks.

I am not fighting.
I notice Noticer knows
my identity.

"I will kill you if you tell."
meaning he/she/it know me personally.
The "dead rabbit" line gave it away.
Along with a million other not so subtle hints.
We will see, we will see.

Darth, you need a hug
Stop fighting with the poets
I made you decaf

i think some seek a
great savior only to find
in this world it's fake

i would like to see
more people on this site post
different haiku

i know I've just got
to walk out that door and get
the fresh air of the

pines and fall and call
it a real walk and not a space
for cyber highways

I'm glad you're still here
I almost ended up in a
box, worked out, still

going strong, heart health just
might save lives after all, weird
how we all turn out...

This site had a troll
From '03-'17
I will outlast you

usually when it's
about me dying i might
take it personal.

dude, it's stuff like that
that made me leave here and stop
posting haiku here.

Mox stocks rocks fox pox.
It put him in a pine box.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox.

well this is a drat
a bother, shows how old we
are facebook a dream

300 hits to this site each day.
297 are bots.
1 is Janis trying to delete the bot spam.
The others are the only 2 poets posting here under multiple names pretending to be different people.

If the Axis won,
I bet there'd be no balot
in the Philippines.

Thunderbird, Night Train,
Mad Dog Twenty-Twenty.
Brand name, not vintage.

Vintage ghetto wine.
Now THAT is fucking funny.
Pairs with Velveeta.