Can we just agree
to hate everyone the same?
(But Eskimos more.)

well here we are and
i came back, i dont know, just
lets see what happens

alas poor yorik
immortalized for his death
an object lesson

do we hate darth now?
we used to just hate moxie
i was gone awhile

There once was a man.
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Alas, poor Yorik.

well i like to go
to work and do work stuff when
I'm at work...to go

I wish I knew you
You're the cure for depression
I had to notice

"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"

And *POOF* there's Door Dash.
This is all Janis' fault.
This whole "pandemic".

Laziness, greed, and gluttony created Amazon, FarceBook, and TikCok. And those created the "pandemic" to increase revenue. (It first appeared in China, don't forget). And now we just order our pot and pizza and groceries and... everything online and stay home wanking to crappy porn and it's only going to get worse. You'll see.

And it's all that first haiku by Janis that started it all. It's your fault Janis! You're friends of Bezos, I bet!

LOL

dr seuss...seuss and de
sist, not sure what a seuss im
pression would be like

like a bike
a trike?

on strike?

tv once called Spike.

dams being called dikes.

We'll soon bow down to
The Cannibal Overlords!
Worse than aliens!

The culling will start.
Only the fat ones may breed.
They are so juicy!

Will we be cattle?
"They" will harvest our fat selves.
Drugged, we will not know.

The future I see.
Plugged in, we never leave home.
Just like The Matrix.

Amazon order.
You ever try Vulveeta?
Fake vagina cheese.

The fox pox pine box???
That bothered you??? I'm sorry.
I was just goofing.

Bet you wear cute socks.

I am not fighting.
I notice Noticer knows
my identity.

"I will kill you if you tell."
meaning he/she/it know me personally.
The "dead rabbit" line gave it away.
Along with a million other not so subtle hints.
We will see, we will see.

Darth, you need a hug
Stop fighting with the poets
I made you decaf

i think some seek a
great savior only to find
in this world it's fake

i would like to see
more people on this site post
different haiku

i know I've just got
to walk out that door and get
the fresh air of the

pines and fall and call
it a real walk and not a space
for cyber highways

I'm glad you're still here
I almost ended up in a
box, worked out, still

going strong, heart health just
might save lives after all, weird
how we all turn out...

This site had a troll
From '03-'17
I will outlast you

usually when it's
about me dying i might
take it personal.

dude, it's stuff like that
that made me leave here and stop
posting haiku here.

Mox stocks rocks fox pox.
It put him in a pine box.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox.

well this is a drat
a bother, shows how old we
are facebook a dream

300 hits to this site each day.
297 are bots.
1 is Janis trying to delete the bot spam.
The others are the only 2 poets posting here under multiple names pretending to be different people.

If the Axis won,
I bet there'd be no balot
in the Philippines.

Thunderbird, Night Train,
Mad Dog Twenty-Twenty.
Brand name, not vintage.

Vintage ghetto wine.
Now THAT is fucking funny.
Pairs with Velveeta.

If the Axis won,
these Russian boner pill ads
could well be poo porn.

Beaujolais red wine.
Two-thousand-fifteen is good.
Pairs well with hookers.

And sharp cheddar.

Germany/Japan.
They make the disgusting porn
US frat boy watch.

Okay, let's talk wine.
That's way more appropriate.
What's your favorite?

I cannot fathom
enjoying being pooed on.
Explain Noticer.

The sewers are fun.
Did you notice me in the
toilet hole waiting.

He brewed a bad brew
of Hebrew Manischewitz.
Man, it was the shits.

A knock at the door
A single knock followed by
sixteen rapid knocks

Haiku supply chain
The source of all bad haiku
Philippines sewers

Just write what you know
Poems about cutting cheese
and blaming the dog

I had idea
For epic haiku poem...
But it was garbage.

Moxie is a brew.
But is he a hebrew brew?
Or a mere beverage?

Kill the red heifer.
The levitical priesthood.
The law of Moses.

Oy veh.. Yom Kippur.
Gefilte fish and matzoh.
Wait for third temple.

Ah yeah Darth this Darth
That. ...keep firing assholes, a
Drewish princess? Oi.

Darth is a drag queen
Hiding out in Phillipeen.
To hell with his soul.

Hey Darth: eat your sperm.
We are so tired of you.
Go jerk off again.

his last day of life
was spent in our back garden
watching bees at work

Ejaculation
discreetly shipped to your door
in a cardboard box

Thunderbirds are GO!
I used to live for that show.
Don't know Thundercats..

Indonesian trash:
We took a big load right there.
(Our little servers)