Deer is not Kosher.
I told your priest about it.
Eat the beating heart.
by Sometimes we have to be animals.
My eighth glass of wine.
The potato salad's great,
but, here, try this ham.
by It's so good even Moses would!
Drink wine. See it shine:
My intelligent design.
Now I end the line.
by Line of Lines of Janisopolis
potato salad
in hell sounds like a south park
episode really?
by vhs
No celebration????
Where's the nude pics of Janis?
The free giveaways?
by ???????????
That's all fine and good,
but does it exist in hell?
I'd imagine so.
by Anonymous Poet
potato salad
exists in fly heaven the
far side told me so
by vhs
Okay, but try the
potato salad before
it's all gone, you know.
by Don't miss out!
There's a little Darth
Figpucker in all of us
and it sure feels good
by 6th cup of coffee
There is nothing wrong
with being evil today.
Or yesterday too.
by People love it! of In their secret minds.
Who was it brought that
divine potato salad
with portobello?
by So unique!
Mixing molasses
and mayonnaise will give you
malaise... right right right.
by Tell me I'm wrong!
BifurcatingPoo
am who I be, you see now.
All is revealed.
The piggy squealed.
Prosciutto violate.
Ultraviolent.
Look at all that blood.
Thick tar under the moonlight.
You can swim in it.
Horrible buffet.
The potato salad's good.
But that's about it.
Soon the world will end.
The trillionaires all know it.
Escape while you can.
by Ceti alphs something something
there is a tension
of control and power that
feels like elastic
being pulled, ready
to break, snap and people feel
malaise in the air
by vhs
censorious twitter
disliking someone on these
mainstream platforms, my...
they'd have had a boo
hoo hoo in the 90s
then be told to shut
the frak up
by vhs of and I'm the big snowflake on here!
me cat is named as
an adorable critter
a secret agent
his name must not be
but 007 kitty
by vhs
Seriously y'all
Thank you for every dumb poem
But die Russian bots
by Janis of SQL custodial staff room
Super old website
Some edited css
Man shows up on phone
by Janis of 25 years of light moderation
This is my cat's name:
Tremble before Jesus Christ,
Your Lord and your Judge.
by Kitty Kat of Revelation
The Word of the Lord.
We must hear and obey it.
That is our duty.
by Kind of Obvious.
what is your cat's name, vhs?
by Starkitten
it should be shut down
rotten wormy dogs and all
the world will soon end
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Chinee man:
I will eat you AND your dog.
With my haiku. Burpp.
by Japanese Nip of Imperial Rising Sun Shogun Forces
What works what doesn't
Matter of practice trial mood
Display, error, blah
by Mox
Well blahnik blahnik blahnik
Let's go blahnik...take
Me to your blahnik
by Mox
Moxie/VHS:
Your work displays a certain
indecisive blah . . .
by Muh Maine Man of Moxierama
That must be some them
There ruskie bots selling those
Boner pills...bitcoins?
by Mox
is it just me or
is living solitude a
state of being, not?
by vhs
my cat will not let
me make my bed as he has
claimed it for himself
by vhs
well my break ends now
must exercise my right to
move my body now
by vhs
what can i do to
convince who is on the end
in toronto to
keep it going?
by vhs
do i have to place
a final note to a place
i would cry to see
gone...
by vhs
screen will not shrink, too
simple we have become, no
escape, panopti...
con.
by mox
the man who speaks of
the rotten verse, i wanted to
pass this place on to
a friend or two :(.
does an emoji count as a syllable?
by Anonymous Poet
do i need to post
the address of this place to
my twitter to get
writer friend to plead
no dinna do that, i have
cawfee and care free...
by mox
my question is must
i paste my condolence to
this place of my past?
by vhs
She's "Florida Man" !
I saw her all over news.
They're one and the same.
by Florida Woman Himself of Okeefenokee Mangrove Swamp
She's just a rumor . . .
An assumed identity:
Unknown entity.
by Wind Whispers Name of Someone
Janis hates snowmen.
She ruthlessly murders them.
They have families.
But she does not care.
By shotgun or flamethrower.
Showing no mercy.
by I saw it with my own two eyes. of Not made out of coal.
She's a super-bot:
The Janis algorithm.
It's a catchy beat...
by Rithm is Gonna Get'cha of A.I. Website Creation
Janis is a web nut.
She secretly runs Google.
And the CIA.
by Except on weekends when she sells crack to grade school kids.
Janis is the Bomb.
Janis is the unsung Queen.
We've never met her . . .
by To Ronto of To Oronto Toro Nto
As yet, unconfirmed:
Bad Haiku will be shut down.
Janis converted.
by To Sunni Islam of Uncle Ben's Condoleeza Rice
Will Janis shut down
the website at twenty-five
years of putrid verse?
by Would be appropiate. of And life would be better.
Well, actually,
I think that she's a woman.
Never know these days.
by Your confusion has Confucius confused. of Cuntabulate this!
You're completely whacked.
Because you've been whacking off.
Try the Thai massage.
by Might I recommend the older woman with the tiger tattoo on her shoulder.
I am a fuzzball.
You are a fuzzball. We are
Fuzzballs. With three breasts.
by Milkers Cubed of To the power of NO
I identify
As a person whose ID
Is completely whacked.
by Demi-Boy of Dummy Boy with Tampax Inserted
Plead insanity
and you will surely get off.
I get off all day!
by blahblahblah
