Life sucks, death swallows.
They should have sent me to the gallows.
When they had their chance.
With the dead I'll dance.
And laugh at he who follows.
by Quothe the Raven, "Don't be a whore."
But do they cure AIDS?
If not, just advertise it.
Get rich, disappear.
by Y'know?
A good selection
Amazon cat ear headbands
They cure depression
by sk of They have tails, too
Pink Panther is good.
I'd kinda like to see that.
I loved that cartoon.
by Fun times. Care free.
What do I call it
if you don't shave your armpits?
Substitute pussy.
by LO mofo L
Not a tiger this time
Las Vegas star mauled onstage
It was a kitten
by Figfried and Hemorrhoid of Canceled
Life truly does suck.
The only glimmer of hope
Is this bad haiku.
by Holy Seraphim of Almighty God Enthroned
Eat then shit then eat
Then shit then eat then shit then
Eat then shit then die.
by That's the Life of Man
Define feminist
If I don't shave my armpits?
What do you call that?
by Chaka of Land of the Lost
Crazy feminists
Dress in vagina costumes
And chant at rallies.
by Only in Amurica
Coming this November
Fountains of Bellagio
Liquid Fig Geysers!!
by Viva of Darth Vegas
Already told you
I will dress as Pink Panther
How do you like that?
by Mr. Hankey of 2nd choice
Which super hero
would you be on Halloween
if you had to choose?
The Tick or Fartman?
Maybe a giant dildo?
Chicks would just love it!
Or Captain Hindsight.
Or a "Coon and Friends" hero.
Or Mr. Hankey.
by No, that's too much like a Tootsie Roll. of Yuck!
I think for this year
I'll get packets of Newtons
for Halloween treats.
by Sweet figgy nectar
Watch my fig pucker.
My sweet brown puckering fig.
No fig leaf hides it.
Watch that sweet brown sap
ooze from the juicy ripe fruit.
Sticky ping-pong balls.
by {BARF!!!!}
Get lost, Wayne Newton
See Figpucker Newton Live!
at Caesar's Palace
by Starkitten of Kit Kat Ranch
Not a bad idea.
Perverted gambling tables.
Ping-pong ball shot glass.
Can you imagine???
Limitless combinations!
We will make billions!
by You are a genius!
When Jesus comes back
the first thing he's gonna do
is go to Starbucks
by Son of God of scrawled on cup
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
Depends how many strap-ons they have and how big the light bulb is.
by Anonymous Poet
Visit Darth Vegas
Just the right amount of wrong
Plan your visit now
by Member of Bad Haiku ratpack
Schedule a demo
This month coffee is on us
No purchase required
by Cannibal Coffee of Longpig Roasting Company
I am not righteous.
Only my farts are righteous.
I am wrongteous.
by On so many levels. of that's why you keep coming back.
Hey there big-boy(wink) . . .
Tokyo Rose here. Watcha doin' ?
Writin' some haiku?
by Give Up Yankee of You Are Already Defeated By My Haiku
We tek-u sri scoops:
Za tripur aisu-krimu
Wizz jimi on top.
by Notu Jimi Hendrix-u of Tokushima Prefecture
I am as righteous
as Job, yes, but I am not
as righteous as Darth.
by Righteousness of Christ Himself Imputed to ME ?
When Jesus returns
He will arrive right here first:
Bad Haiku website.
by 2nd Witness of Revelation (I am only Elijah, not Messiah)
Just to clarify,
her folks had seen many pics
better than that one.
by Have you ever killed anyone? of "It's just murder. All God's creatures do it in some form or another."
I hate Eskimos.
No, really, I fucking do.
Goddamn whale eaters.
by But they aren't as bad as the Japs. of Who eat everything alive and write haiku.
Racism is fun.
More when it's the human race.
We all need to die.
by Oh shit, there goes the planet.
She scrolls through my phone,
leans over and asks, "What's this?"
"Oh, that's my penis."
by Dinner with the parents. of They were not impressed.
I am not Jesus.
I don't forgive anyone.
They should all suffer.
by Least of all that Stephanie Burt. of Burt needs some Butt hURT.
Kwannon of mercy
Avalokitesvara
Do not forgive them.
by For frequenting This Website
That Stephanie Burt.
She's as cute as a button.
Or maybe a butt.
by But Its Poetry Sucks of HimHerHarvardHarDeHarHar
The new-wave haiku:
It's about social justice
And anti-racism.
by George Gates of Bill Soros
Plastic replicas.
Weird little cats with raised paw.
Strange vending-machines.
by Flashbacks of Iwo Jima and Suribachi
Hai! Ah so, gaijin
We selve you aisu-krimu
In raj shuga-cone.
by Za Greatest-u Shogun of Olientol Rising-u Sun
I am avatar.
The avatar of haiku.
Soon you feel my wrath.
by Little Fat Kid with Glasses of And Freckles
That is NOT funny.
The only comical thing
Is Feminism.
by How Many Feminists of To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Then, crashing down on
Yankee aircraft carrier
From so high, high, high!
by Skit From that Cheech and Chong Record of 1970's
Hey there, haiku kids!
Let's all commit Seppuku
After bombing run.
by Emperor Hirohito's Mother of Banzai Sukiyaki
Now, back to hatred
Grievous error, psychosis,
and more: Haiku time!
by Some Ghost of a Dead Jap Moaning Under Picturesque Village Bridge of 18th Century Woodcut
I'm not big on sweets
But I do have a problem with
Vanilla Halva.
by That Mid-east Fudge With Pistachios of Always eat half the container or more
That's what Elvis ate
After he got all dosed up
With his narcotics.
by I Enjoy It Drug-free of King of Black Velvet
The sandwich for me:
Peanut-butter/banana
On toasted whole-wheat.
by Non-hydrogenated of Agreed
That sounds delicious
Canadians fuck it up
with too much sugar
by Noticer of Fucked up Canadian peanut butter
Homeless drug addict.
Humping his cardboard sleep mat.
Drooling, looks at you.
by Go ahead, flash your teats. of Let him have a good wank.
Damn good PBJ.
Wheat bread, blackberry jelly,
natural Smucker's.
by 100% peanuts peanut butter. of Fuck that hydrogenated repurposed motor oil shite that Jif makes.
Fukushima men
Glow in the dark penises
make handy night lights
by Now you can read in bed of Deluxe model has adjustable goose neck
I'm in the mood for
nachos, simply cuz I watched
Beavis and Butthead.
by Everything's better with cheddar.
Bon, ben... tu es con.
Vraiment un connard trop bete.
De fromage tu parles.
by La Domestique of Tyrone tha Brie Deala
