That Stephanie Burt.
She's as cute as a button.
Or maybe a butt.
by But Its Poetry Sucks of HimHerHarvardHarDeHarHar
The new-wave haiku:
It's about social justice
And anti-racism.
by George Gates of Bill Soros
Plastic replicas.
Weird little cats with raised paw.
Strange vending-machines.
by Flashbacks of Iwo Jima and Suribachi
Hai! Ah so, gaijin
We selve you aisu-krimu
In raj shuga-cone.
by Za Greatest-u Shogun of Olientol Rising-u Sun
I am avatar.
The avatar of haiku.
Soon you feel my wrath.
by Little Fat Kid with Glasses of And Freckles
That is NOT funny.
The only comical thing
Is Feminism.
by How Many Feminists of To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Then, crashing down on
Yankee aircraft carrier
From so high, high, high!
by Skit From that Cheech and Chong Record of 1970's
Hey there, haiku kids!
Let's all commit Seppuku
After bombing run.
by Emperor Hirohito's Mother of Banzai Sukiyaki
Now, back to hatred
Grievous error, psychosis,
and more: Haiku time!
by Some Ghost of a Dead Jap Moaning Under Picturesque Village Bridge of 18th Century Woodcut
I'm not big on sweets
But I do have a problem with
Vanilla Halva.
by That Mid-east Fudge With Pistachios of Always eat half the container or more
That's what Elvis ate
After he got all dosed up
With his narcotics.
by I Enjoy It Drug-free of King of Black Velvet
The sandwich for me:
Peanut-butter/banana
On toasted whole-wheat.
by Non-hydrogenated of Agreed
That sounds delicious
Canadians fuck it up
with too much sugar
by Noticer of Fucked up Canadian peanut butter
Homeless drug addict.
Humping his cardboard sleep mat.
Drooling, looks at you.
by Go ahead, flash your teats. of Let him have a good wank.
Damn good PBJ.
Wheat bread, blackberry jelly,
natural Smucker's.
by 100% peanuts peanut butter. of Fuck that hydrogenated repurposed motor oil shite that Jif makes.
Fukushima men
Glow in the dark penises
make handy night lights
by Now you can read in bed of Deluxe model has adjustable goose neck
I'm in the mood for
nachos, simply cuz I watched
Beavis and Butthead.
by Everything's better with cheddar.
Bon, ben... tu es con.
Vraiment un connard trop bete.
De fromage tu parles.
by La Domestique of Tyrone tha Brie Deala
What y'all gone git there
Is flaming sulfur an FIRE.
Not faggot-ass cheese.
by Damn U Stoopid of Tyrone School of Lyrix
Y'all down there in hell
And y'all want cheese an French toast.
Aint none in HELL bro.
by Tyrone tha Rula of Alliance Francaise
It's like pyjamas
But I added the tail part
What suit would you wear?
by sk of fireplace
Pink Panther costume
Not going trick-or-treating
But might still dress up
by Google .gif of him warming his bum of by the fireplace.
How about French toast?
The secret is make it slow
with stale brioche, right?
by Talk about food some more of I can almost taste it. Nothing to eat here
Now I am craving
brie on brioche with creme fraiche
and heirloom cocaine.
by Because I can.
You're the same person.
Ten kilos of castor beans.
How much will it cost?
by Thanks.
And to think I thought
that you were not "Starkitten"...
You big poser, you.
by Troll Intervention of Trollsville
You're such a big poof.
Brioche? Are you serious?
Polly-voo Fransay?
by Marie-Antoinette of Versailles
Schwinn's not a bad brand.
Old fashioned one-speed cruiser?
Bet pink or purple.
I've got a bike,
you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could,
but I borrowed it.
by Do you catch spiders in your house under a glass. of slide some paper under it and release them outdoors?
You say that you walk,
I bet dance on table tops.
[Inserts dollar bill.]
by I need one of those remote control fart noise makers. of I miss Halloween pranks.
Like a brioche, huh?
[Insert yeast infection joke.]
Maybe with humus.
by Why do you ask so many questions?
Oui, I ride a bike
with flowers and fresh baguette
filling the basket
by Cat on a hot Schwinn bike of purr de France
It looks like brioche
I walk on the tabletop
like the cats in France
by chaton d'etoille of sur la table
Now I have to ask.
Does your ass look like pizza?
Is it extra large?
by Is that a pepperoni in your pocket? of Or are you happy to see me?
By peddling ass,
I assume you ride a bike.
If not, then you should.
What will you go as
for Halloween this fine year?
Covid molecule?
by I'll be Fart Man (copying Howard Stern)
Whore secretary
nanny chef maid chauffeur and
security guard.
by And dingleberry removal expert.
What are you talking about???
Sexy??? You need a shrink or an eye doctor.
And I need some sleep!
Fuck counting.
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MasterCard, Visa
and an extra large pizza
What it will cost you.
by Peddler of my ass
The name's Fig. Darth Fig.
How many secretaries?
You sexy math spy
by Starkitten Galore
You are white devils.
Doctor Yakub grafted you
From snakes and demons.
by His Holiness the Honorable Prophet Elijah Moohamad of Bangin' Teenage Secretaries in my Free Time
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by MiloshVlasovs of Russia
Take a look at this
(pic) Ogre bending over
Cancer free colon
by Noticer of Shrek's green asshole
Found on Google.
"One study conducted in 2019 found that if you eat 35 pounds of alliums (onions, garlics, and leeks to name a few) you could naturally avoid colorectal cancer by as much as 79 percent."
It doesn't mention
that it's that many per year.
Can I sue Google?
by Let's try!
How many onions
must one eat before dying.
Onion poisoning.
by Possible? of Let's try.
Honor? What is that?
Did you honor the offer?
On her and off her.
by There's a joke about that that I forgot. of Too old, too old. I concede the duel. You may run me through when ready.
I'm getting sick of
this Alec Baldwin nonsense.
So he killed someone.
Trump and Biden did.
And no one makes fun of them.
... Oh wait. Never mind.
by Anonymous Poet
Please don't lie to me.
I know that you have no soul.
Nor any rythm.
by Damn cracker-ass honkey always writin' haiku an' shit. of Shut up an' drink this Colt 45, mo fo.
Alec Baldwin. BANG!
The La Palma volcano.
It's all connected.
by Neurotransmitters of Lucidity
You have dragged my soul
From lofty heights down to filth--
Figpucker, foul freak.
by Unsheathe Thy Rapier for a Duel of Defend What Little Haiku Honor You Have Left
Dingleberry pie.
Pluck them from the anal bush.
Happy underwear.
by If undies could talk, eh?
