Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Oh mammy mammy
I'se a gwine to strum yo face
With muh white banjo.
Haiku # 72437 October 6, 2021 1:42 pm ET
by Plantation Owner of Antebellum South in Whiteface
Wahh waah. Waycism.
Someone call the SPL.
Extweemist haiku.
Haiku # 72436 October 6, 2021 1:39 pm ET
by Twiggud Weeder of Bad Haiku
Racist! Racist! (y a w n . . .)
That all you got, haiku fool?
You ARE a lightweight.
Haiku # 72435 October 6, 2021 1:35 pm ET
by Heavyweight World Champion of Haiku
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Haiku # 72434 October 6, 2021 1:26 pm ET
by Jomwins of Cambodia
Tyrone is funny
A modern day Al Jolson
Mocking what he fears
Haiku # 72433 October 6, 2021 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you ever get tired of being that?
Haiku # 72432 October 6, 2021 12:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
At least I'm not a racist Christian
Haiku # 72431 October 6, 2021 12:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shut yo wack-ass mouf.
William SHATNER... damn, homeboy.
Lame-ass shit u write.
Haiku # 72430 October 6, 2021 12:01 pm ET
by Tyrone of Institute of Advanced Haiku Studies
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For your haiku needs
Haiku # 72429 October 6, 2021 11:32 am ET
by Syllable Cut Rate of Corner of Willow and Summer Street
1967
The first appearance of Gorn
Also, Starkitten
Haiku # 72428 October 6, 2021 11:28 am ET
by Noticer of Details
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Haiku # 72427 October 6, 2021 10:46 am ET
by Jomwins of Cambodia
Bill Shatner, in, space.
This is, the, big news, today.
Will he, bang, a Gorn?
Haiku # 72425 October 6, 2021 7:37 am ET
by Gornbangers.com. Click on employment. of Looking for fresh, sexy, young actors with lizard fetish, or William Shatner.
My homies is like:
Yo dog gimme dat haiku
We gone smoke dat shit.
Haiku # 72423 October 6, 2021 6:31 am ET
by Cuz We Roll Like Dat of West Side Haiku Kingz
Good morning cruel world.
Please accept this offering
Of useless haiku.

Serious business,
This crafting of bad haiku...
We ain't playin yo.
Haiku # 72422 October 6, 2021 6:23 am ET
by Tyrone tha Syllable Gangsta of Detroit Streetz
Picture him and Spock
Having relations "dog style"
Who is in the back?
Haiku # 72420 October 6, 2021 3:37 am ET
by Asstro of Jetson's yard
What if he drops dead?
Will they leave him up in Space?
Never liked Priceline
Haiku # 72419 October 6, 2021 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Space is coming to Shat inner.

Ten bucks says he pukes.
Or Shats himself; maybe both.
Pack some clean undies.
Haiku # 72418 October 6, 2021 3:30 am ET
by a;sldkfj
Tit Suffocation
Simulate sleep apnea
warm milk at bedtime
Haiku # 72417 October 6, 2021 3:27 am ET
by Giant Tit of Everything you wanted to know
It sure does work, sir
Ahhh. The smell of fresh cut farts.
You just butt dialed me
Haiku # 72416 October 6, 2021 3:24 am ET
by Hello of Is it me (can of Febreze) you're looking for?
I need a long nap.
With a mouthful of tiddies.
And a mug of beer.
Haiku # 72415 October 6, 2021 3:23 am ET
by That's all!
Shatner's going to outer space
Haiku # 72414 October 6, 2021 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just like a cell phone.
Built in expiration date.
I think I've passed mine.
Haiku # 72413 October 6, 2021 3:21 am ET
by My, but my butt still works. of Flatus testimonial.
Giveth us a break
Why you beateth us uppeth
when we are downeth?.
Haiku # 72412 October 6, 2021 3:18 am ET
by God is weird of Complainteth Boxeth
God must be Chinese.
See this universe he made?
It's falling apart!
Haiku # 72411 October 6, 2021 3:16 am ET
by The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics for example. of I mean, what the hell is that?!
Call them Transformers.
They will get soooo riled up.
"Triggered" they call it.

I'll identify
as a dog so I can poop
right on the sidewalk.
Haiku # 72410 October 6, 2021 3:11 am ET
by It's Fido!!!
The Lord giveth and
The Lord taketh away, but...
More taking lately.
Haiku # 72409 October 6, 2021 3:05 am ET
by This universe is such a piece of shit. of Can we take it to the Universal WalMart customer service and get an exchange or refund?
It would be sad if
William Shatner was a girl.
... "She shat 'n her pants!"
Haiku # 72408 October 6, 2021 3:02 am ET
by How did the get that name??? of SHATner. That's messed up.
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Haiku # 72407 October 6, 2021 2:49 am ET
by Jomwins of Cambodia
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young Jesuit behemoths
mash you up real good
Haiku # 72406 October 6, 2021 1:15 am ET
by Touchdown Jesus of Notre Dame
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Haiku # 72405 October 5, 2021 11:51 pm ET
by Jomwins of Cambodia
William Shatner launch
I'm sure I'll feel right at home
shitting in my suit

One thing worries me
If my balls sag any lower
I'll trip over them

Beam me up Scotty!
I'll fuck alien hotties
wearing my potty
Haiku # 72404 October 5, 2021 10:29 pm ET
by Haute Manure of Pret a Port a Potty
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Haiku # 72403 October 5, 2021 8:54 pm ET
by Jomwins of Cambodia
Have we met before?
I've never seen Darth's penis
but I'd take a peek
Haiku # 72402 October 5, 2021 8:39 pm ET
by Sk
Some people think that
but we aren't the same poet.
I don't have a dink
Haiku # 72401 October 5, 2021 8:33 pm ET
by SK of PNW
Haiku time-travel:
I went way back and realized
Darth is Starkitten!
Haiku # 72400 October 5, 2021 7:28 pm ET
by He is Her Own Librarian
God bless AMAIRCA!
Greatest damned nation on earth,
Exporting Disney.
Haiku # 72399 October 5, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by And Transexual Insanity
Cabot white cheddar
I was raised on that stuff, dude
Extra sharp is best
Haiku # 72398 October 5, 2021 7:08 pm ET
by You have excellent taste
Okay, now I'm back.
There weren't many ants out there.
Those that were, suffered!
Haiku # 72397 October 5, 2021 5:11 pm ET
by Here the screams!
Sick of online crap.
Virtual anything's dumb.
I'll go torture ants.
Haiku # 72396 October 5, 2021 4:34 pm ET
by Where's my magnifying glass? of Because that's what God would do.
White cheddar's better.
Yellow for a dull fellow.
Buddha likes Gouda.
Haiku # 72395 October 5, 2021 4:32 pm ET
by Cheeses Rice of You ever have grits w/ cheese... it's yummy!
Are you kidding me?!
You don't believe in Jesus?!?!
What is WRONG with YOU?!?!?!!
Haiku # 72394 October 5, 2021 4:28 pm ET
by Time traveler from 1683. of Sent here by an evil witch.
There's this one sharp cheese...
Cabot! That's the name. Walmart.
That's some damn good cheese!
Haiku # 72393 October 5, 2021 4:12 pm ET
by Goes will with turkey. On whole wheat, toasted, with tomato and onion. And of course with a side of Fritos.
I'll read a book now.
Just because, you know, it's cool.
... "One fish, two fish." Nice!
Haiku # 72392 October 5, 2021 4:10 pm ET
by It reminds me of an old love affair. of With an ending that spiraled into something unexpected.
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Haiku # 72391 October 5, 2021 4:08 pm ET
by EdwardIllic of Ukraine
Have you ever put
gunpowder in an ashtray?
No smoking campaign.
Haiku # 72390 October 5, 2021 4:07 pm ET
by Extremists everywhere!
Baby bird's first flight.
Whoops! The tomcat ate him up.
Free for one minute.
Haiku # 72389 October 5, 2021 4:03 pm ET
by God Bless 'Merika!
The naked old man
Shouted and danced in the street.
People walked on by.
Haiku # 72388 October 5, 2021 4:01 pm ET
by True freedom!
Fart in someone's hair
Random act of flatulence
Fart and run like heck
Haiku # 72386 October 5, 2021 2:01 pm ET
by Noticer
Do you love cheeses?
Do you worship the flavors?
Eternal savors
Haiku # 72385 October 5, 2021 1:56 pm ET
by Vermont Cheddar of Better
Do you love Jesus?
If you give your heart to Him,
everlasting life!
Haiku # 72384 October 5, 2021 1:39 pm ET
by It keeps going and going and going... of Easter Energizer Bunny rechargeable power tools to make an easier job for carpenters like Jesus.
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