There is no parade
It's the Foot and Mouth Disease
I'm drunk anyway
by Bary of Dublin
i am going to
kick your ass so hard that you
will go flying far.
by Josh Delman of New York
I got up and went
nowhere in particular
just drifting along
by mellie, Hey Matt
sleepy Sunday sex
sizzling bacon squeezing juice
another hot day
by mellie
the weekend seems to
be a slow haiku time so
I'll submit no more
by hola of NOT DRINKING YET
I'm such a loser
I missed the parade because
I'm such a loser
by hola of at the library! Cool!
fresh out of batt'ries
but we're still making noise make-
ing noi-oi-oi-oise
by Anonymous Poet
dial-up to connect
with the internet is not
good. Cable's better.
by hola of here..right here
Goin to the pa-
rade to hang out with all the
other drunken fools
by hola of down the pike from thegrue
Tis St. patty's Day
I am not drunk yet, but plan
on it later.. beer
by hola of home, the same city as thegrue
if i had a horse
i would not be writing these.
t'is good there's no horse!
by thegrue of away
composition's hard.
but not as hard as waking
up in the morning.
by thegrue of a desk
addiction's cold hand
leads me to desire cocaine--
safer than haiku!
by thegrue of here
robert smith, the cure.
inspiration for better
poetry than this.
by thegrue of somewhere around the bend
saturday morning.
we must all turn towards life
occasionally.
by thegrue of saturday
saturday morning
and i am not drunk. t'is sad.
tragedy, indeed.
by thegrue of in the same city as hola
saturday morning
i need so much damn coffee
to open my eyes
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Slartibartfast
They'll always out do me
And thank God, some of
these poems are damn fun!
by Moxie of seriously
Intensity long distance run around
came around saw nothing
nothing is satan
by Moxie
This place is funny
Someone called themselves thegrue
Funny like burning
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
I drive a Corvair
Because it was very cheap
But I don't get laid
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
You smell like cabbage
That's been rotting for a week
In a perfume store
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
I am pait well but
My job is unrewarding
And somehow this is
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
My bladder pressure
So high after eight Keystones
I chip porcelain
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
Coworker respect
is hard to retain after
sleeping through your shift
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
Let the doggie out!
A penny sticks to my foot
Lucky, lucky, me.
by Mary N. of Richmond, Va
Where the hell are ya?
Where the hell have I been too?
Too many places.
by Matt for Mellie of Bali
Gallbladder puffs up
Pain is exquisitly harsh
Thank you, vicodin!
by Brett of Vicodin Land
week long bombardment
weekend dampens explosion
de-escalation
by mellie
thought ours was the last.
it was also sweet so sweet
and the bride wore pink
by mellie
Seems like a time warp.
The band plays "True Love", they grin,
cut the cake, then kiss.
by mellie, for Tracey and Andrew
by new form haiku madness
god this movie is
so flawed! as if the dust off
pilots wouldnt have been
following the
battle with the aliens!
are we supposed to
belive they stopped
to let 'spunkmyer' take a leak
with door wide open?
by ash, android, aliens theme
by ash, android, aliens theme
11 pm,
where is everyone? sidewalks
rolled up...seatle?
by Anonymous Poet
she has puffy eye's
not extreme like betty d.
a soul-full effect
gwynth paltrow too
sometimes, and the younger
lucille ball; stunning!
What ! isnt this the
movie actor chat forum?????
what's a haiku??????
by on and on and on! don't stop!
seriously though
i will have to check other
of cartwrights movies
hmm, prime suspect, the
birds!, slipping down life-tyler,
witches of eastwick
Invasion of the
body snatchers the second one
on and on, dont stop!
by ash, alien, lambert theme
nice nips on ripley
boney behind though, Cartwright
Rocks, as lambert
Veronica hmm....
she's been acting forever
and she kissed beaver
onscreen for the first
time back in the 50's, wow
Leave it to Beaver!
by ash, alien, ripley, lambert theme
closet full of rags
i slave to survive or i
languish near death
by Anonymous Poet
closet full of rags
either slaving to survive
or facing the blade
by Anonymous Poet
Fripp Hilariumps
Blurbsamael Ripst Fargamuel
Playlarts Van Slappy
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Hot wings delishuss
I belch, rub eyes, scratch dick, then
--Blind, burning--weep
by Ulysse Merou of Soror
element! stack up!
breach, bang and clear! go! go! go!
subdue bad haiku!!
by Anonymous Poet
