They get out of breath,
going up and down the stairs.
Lazy little farts.
by We wish you a Merry Christmas. of Just joking, not really.
That sounds so creepy.
3rd grade girls in men's rest rooms
to get the boogers.
by You should be ashamed of yourself!
You're a dirty whore.
I mean that in a good way.
Kids want new ipad.
by My schlong no longer reeks of expired Jimmy Dean sausages. Praise Jesus!!!
The wall is not mine.
It is not my creation.
It belongs to all.
I don't know the guy
who first parked boogers over
that one urinal.
I just made the farm.
The booger farm on the wall.
My contribution.
by You were watching through the glory hole. of Those dicks aren't going to suck themselves. Get back to work!!!
Why would she do that?
Why couldn't she just enjoy
your cool booger wall?
by Secret Admirer of Parallel Universe 1970s ish
Would you ever date
a girl who eats her boogers
and then asks for yours?
by 3rd grade hot romance.
Now, about Lin Wood . . .
Is he SURE about Roberts?
Cause Here Come de Judge.
by Flip Wilson of Tennis Racket
Better than Twitter,
Tik-Tok, Instagram, Facebook:
Bad Haiku. (The tits.)
by Hell Money of Gung Hee Fat Choy
Oh gentle Jesu
Thou most holy Lamb of God
Mary's precious Son
by Higher than Before on Smoke of Hell
Bring it ON bitches.
Got my haiku hoochies here
One on each side. Damn.
by Chivalrous Gentleman of the Old South (Newark)
Just getting started.
I'm lighting my crack-pipe now
for the Holy LORD
by High as Hell of Heavenly Haiku
Shout from the rooftops
Cause I've SEEEeeeen the promised Land.
Yes, I have a dream . . .
by Some Guy of Quavering Voice
Gots ta GIT me some;
Git DOWN on that hot thang. UNGH!
That funky haiku...
by Bootyfunkalicious Astroblaster of Muthaship
We will bury you.
First we will liquidate you
With bad haiku (belch)
by Nikita Khruschev of Shoebanging in B+W
Let us make our stand.
Brothers, let us make our stand
Here, at Bad Haiku
by Driven to Desperate Measures of Poetry
I gots ta HAIKU.
Y'all don't undastand nuthin.
All about that VERSE.
by Tyrone of Old Luxembourg
Hang their foul guts high !
Parade their heads all through town!
(Bad haiku writers)
by Insurrection of Defection Detection
That Tucker Carlson
He will be the first to go
(sharpening my hoe)
by Haiku Ho Pimp of Sharply Dressed
Gurlz caint have BONERS.
Darth, you done gone plum CRAZY.
Too much Balot eggs.
by Hillbillary of the Fallacious Philippines
Storm the Bastille!
Send my stimulus check NOW.
(More Dominion votes.)
by TerraMar Foundation of Ghislaine Prisonbrain
Jest DEEplorabul.
Thass whut are gubbermint is.
We shore is angry.
by Erudite Knuckle-dragger of PHD in Poli Sci
Bad Haiku News
She had a boner.
Korean hotties dancing.
One hundred one beers.
by But who's counting?
Ghost peppers are hot,
but Carolina reapers
are freaking deadly.
by Fire tongue of fire water.
Nipple piercing's gay.
Not as gay as taint piercing.
But pretty damn close.
by Anything but trashy "fam" tattoos. of Cheap false love, if you know what I mean.
Lol, nice one.
Seriously cracked me up.
But lobster, not pork.
by Swine are nasty. of Especially here.
Shopper Arrested
Seen stealing expensive cheese
ghost peppers and pork
by Fuzz Buzz of Phillipines
Grocery Basket
You held it up with your dink
Milk, eggs, bread, ramen
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Bad Haiku News
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Ossoff-Warnock win
Georgia Senate runoff vote
Dems flip the Senate
-----
Partisan vengeance
as Republicans challenge
State Elector votes
-----
Pro-Trump rioters
attack Capitol building
An attempted coup?
-----
4 dead in DC
as Pro-Trump rioters storm
Capitol building
-----
Insurrection fueled
by extremists factions and
conspiracy groups
-----
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Missed Meetings Craigslist
Saw you out shopping today
Squeezing the melons
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What was the verdict?.
About the nipple piercings
Is there an update?
by Noticer of Details of Under old willow
I am still alive.
Expired meat is a myth.
I've ate it often.
by Dumpster diver association of America. of I ain't neber needed me no ghrahamer no how.
The rain has let up.
Time to go shopping for food.
Milk, yogurt, chicken.
Fruit, ramen, bread, eggs,
and a bunch of other shit.
The list's here somwhere.
by WAFFLES of TWAT
I have stopped caring.
Some toilets spin left, some right.
Coffee must be strong.
by Can I change my last name to Funt?
Ozzy-Man Reviews.
Completely nude aerobics.
Ghosts and aliens.
by You know I'm right.
That feels pretty good
I meant my AK-47
Keep holding my dink
by Gun Lover of USA!!
give him the tweetment
the prez needs more sedation
and less sedition
by ash
no trumped up charges
but there is a charged up trump tweeting sedition
by ash
Drank too much Kool aid
Need to piss like a racehorse
Someone hold my gun
by Desperado of Urinal
If anyone asks
I'm looking for the bathroom
I'm not with the thugs
by When I'm nervous of So are my bowels
If anyone asks
I'm looking for the bathroom
I'm not with the thugs
by When I'm nervous of So are my bowels
You want covfefe?
That's just coffee with covid.
Trump knew all along.
by Shut up, put the funt in the cart, and go to the check out lane.
who's that in my house ?
what do you mean both houses ?
it's all covfefe
by ash
dethroned man of steal
all your base are not belong
set us up the bomb
by ash
Shedding old software
Dependencies means freedom
For this Bad Haiku
by Adam
Rainbows, unicorns
Kittens with lazer beam eyes
Everything pink, glitter
by Anonymous Poet
Believe in yourself
Positive affirmations
Have a nice day, friend
by Dipshit of Undisclosed
Electrocution
Try deep-fried human being
It tastes like chicken
by Sally Vayting of Vat of Hot oil
Four short years ago
House, Senate and President
And now it's all gone.
by He drained the swamp for sure
Stop at McDonald's
Spray paint moon with graffiti
Fuck in the back seat
by Our first date of En route to the sun
I bet Janis has
regrets for making this site
when she reads this shite.
by Twat waffles, biskitz and groovy.
