Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Gurlz caint have BONERS.
Darth, you done gone plum CRAZY.
Too much Balot eggs.
Haiku # 69457, January 7, 2021 11:26 am ET
by Hillbillary of the Fallacious Philippines
Storm the Bastille!
Send my stimulus check NOW.
(More Dominion votes.)
Haiku # 69456, January 7, 2021 11:23 am ET
by TerraMar Foundation of Ghislaine Prisonbrain
Jest DEEplorabul.
Thass whut are gubbermint is.
We shore is angry.
Haiku # 69455, January 7, 2021 11:21 am ET
by Erudite Knuckle-dragger of PHD in Poli Sci
Bad Haiku News

She had a boner.
Korean hotties dancing.
One hundred one beers.
Haiku # 69454, January 7, 2021 6:43 am ET
by But who's counting?
Ghost peppers are hot,
but Carolina reapers
are freaking deadly.
Haiku # 69453, January 7, 2021 6:22 am ET
by Fire tongue of fire water.
Nipple piercing's gay.
Not as gay as taint piercing.
But pretty damn close.
Haiku # 69452, January 7, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Anything but trashy "fam" tattoos. of Cheap false love, if you know what I mean.
Lol, nice one.
Seriously cracked me up.
But lobster, not pork.
Haiku # 69451, January 7, 2021 6:15 am ET
by Swine are nasty. of Especially here.
Shopper Arrested
Seen stealing expensive cheese
ghost peppers and pork
Haiku # 69450, January 7, 2021 3:27 am ET
by Fuzz Buzz of Phillipines
Grocery Basket
You held it up with your dink
Milk, eggs, bread, ramen
Haiku # 69449, January 7, 2021 3:14 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Bad Haiku News

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Ossoff-Warnock win
Georgia Senate runoff vote
Dems flip the Senate

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Partisan vengeance
as Republicans challenge
State Elector votes

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Pro-Trump rioters
attack Capitol building
An attempted coup?

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4 dead in DC
as Pro-Trump rioters storm
Capitol building

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Insurrection fueled
by extremists factions and
conspiracy groups

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Haiku # 69448, January 7, 2021 3:12 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Missed Meetings Craigslist
Saw you out shopping today
Squeezing the melons
Haiku # 69447, January 7, 2021 3:10 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What was the verdict?.
About the nipple piercings
Is there an update?
Haiku # 69446, January 7, 2021 3:07 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Under old willow
I am still alive.
Expired meat is a myth.
I've ate it often.
Haiku # 69445, January 7, 2021 2:39 am ET
by Dumpster diver association of America. of I ain't neber needed me no ghrahamer no how.
The rain has let up.
Time to go shopping for food.
Milk, yogurt, chicken.

Fruit, ramen, bread, eggs,
and a bunch of other shit.
The list's here somwhere.
Haiku # 69444, January 7, 2021 1:58 am ET
by WAFFLES of TWAT
I have stopped caring.
Some toilets spin left, some right.
Coffee must be strong.
Haiku # 69443, January 7, 2021 1:55 am ET
by Can I change my last name to Funt?
Ozzy-Man Reviews.
Completely nude aerobics.
Ghosts and aliens.
Haiku # 69442, January 7, 2021 1:52 am ET
by You know I'm right.
That feels pretty good
I meant my AK-47
Keep holding my dink
Haiku # 69441, January 7, 2021 12:35 am ET
by Gun Lover of USA!!
give him the tweetment
the prez needs more sedation
and less sedition
Haiku # 69440, January 7, 2021 12:35 am ET
by ash
no trumped up charges
but there is a charged up trump tweeting sedition
Haiku # 69439, January 7, 2021 12:33 am ET
by ash
Drank too much Kool aid
Need to piss like a racehorse
Someone hold my gun
Haiku # 69438, January 7, 2021 12:33 am ET
by Desperado of Urinal
If anyone asks
I'm looking for the bathroom
I'm not with the thugs
Haiku # 69437, January 7, 2021 12:31 am ET
by When I'm nervous of So are my bowels
If anyone asks
I'm looking for the bathroom
I'm not with the thugs
Haiku # 69436, January 7, 2021 12:31 am ET
by When I'm nervous of So are my bowels
You want covfefe?
That's just coffee with covid.
Trump knew all along.
Haiku # 69435, January 6, 2021 10:12 pm ET
by Shut up, put the funt in the cart, and go to the check out lane.
who's that in my house ?
what do you mean both houses ?
it's all covfefe
Haiku # 69434, January 6, 2021 9:05 pm ET
by ash
dethroned man of steal
all your base are not belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 69433, January 6, 2021 9:03 pm ET
by ash
Shedding old software
Dependencies means freedom
For this Bad Haiku
Haiku # 69432, January 6, 2021 1:06 pm ET
by Adam
Rainbows, unicorns
Kittens with lazer beam eyes
Everything pink, glitter
Haiku # 69431, January 6, 2021 12:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Believe in yourself
Positive affirmations
Have a nice day, friend
Haiku # 69430, January 6, 2021 12:54 pm ET
by Dipshit of Undisclosed
Electrocution
Try deep-fried human being
It tastes like chicken
Haiku # 69429, January 6, 2021 12:45 pm ET
by Sally Vayting of Vat of Hot oil
Four short years ago
House, Senate and President
And now it's all gone.
Haiku # 69428, January 6, 2021 12:14 pm ET
by He drained the swamp for sure
Stop at McDonald's
Spray paint moon with graffiti
Fuck in the back seat
Haiku # 69427, January 6, 2021 7:42 am ET
by Our first date of En route to the sun
I bet Janis has
regrets for making this site
when she reads this shite.
Haiku # 69426, January 6, 2021 5:16 am ET
by Twat waffles, biskitz and groovy.
Where would you go now
if you were able to fly?
Right into the sun?
Haiku # 69425, January 6, 2021 5:13 am ET
by That's what I thought.
Red is my color.
I might let you borrow it.
Until then, hands off.

You shouldn't hate God.
He gave unto us Rainbows.
Without which, no gays.
Haiku # 69424, January 6, 2021 5:10 am ET
by Irridescant effervescant irrelevant elephant
The top ten fleshlights
are made out of human flesh.
Jeffrey Dahmer knew.
Haiku # 69423, January 6, 2021 5:06 am ET
by Dual purpose sex snacks.
Green ejaculate
Generate guacamole
Taco overflow
Haiku # 69422, January 6, 2021 3:55 am ET
by Taco Belle of Drive thru is open
Blow jobs and hand jobs
and Social Security
Do these jobs count? Help!
Haiku # 69421, January 6, 2021 3:51 am ET
by Working myself of To the bone
Consumer Reports
We rate the top ten fleshlights
By Darth Figpucker
Haiku # 69420, January 6, 2021 2:01 am ET
by Ralph Nader getting a blow job of Driving off a cliff ( We're having a great time)
There is no schizm.
These political isms
are all just jism.
Haiku # 69419, January 6, 2021 12:21 am ET
by The dried up wads of Jimi Hendrix, Ralph Nader, and Richard Nixon's dog.
Head on collision
They're all decapitated
Head off collision
Haiku # 69418, January 6, 2021 12:19 am ET
by Noticer of Details of At the scene
Georgia to DC:
Fake Left/Right dichotomy
Prepares US for woe
Haiku # 69417, January 5, 2021 6:26 pm ET
by You Are Brainwashed
Tickle Me Elmo.
Quality control worker.
Doing test tickles.
Haiku # 69416, January 5, 2021 5:43 pm ET
by Bad Dad Jokes, Inc.
I don't want to fly.
I'd much rather teleport.
Is that a thing yet?
Haiku # 69415, January 5, 2021 5:18 pm ET
by It should be!
My nipples aren't peirced.
Should I correct this problem?
What says vhs?
Haiku # 69414, January 5, 2021 5:15 pm ET
by One old fart to another.
Fart, flatus, break wind,
trouser trumpet, contribute
to global warming.

Step on a frog, toot,
reverse belch, burrito ghost,
bleed the pressure valve.
Haiku # 69413, January 5, 2021 5:00 pm ET
by George Carlin of The stage in the sky.
Librarian fart
No shush, naturally silent
Only time they smile
Haiku # 69412, January 5, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Book Drop slot
Lipstick on his collar
The dog has been unfaithful
but still got a bone

Poop stains
Haiku # 69411, January 5, 2021 3:43 pm ET
by Haikufucious of Under old willow
Don't rely on me
You will be disappointed
Just do it yourself
Haiku # 69410, January 5, 2021 3:35 pm ET
by Disappointingly unreliable individual of Barstool
Free advertising
For a good time anytime
Farts are like WiFi
Haiku # 69409, January 5, 2021 3:32 pm ET
by Advertising Executive of Toilet seat
Chameleon now.
Become the color you touch.
Or it becomes you.
Haiku # 69408, January 5, 2021 10:28 am ET
by I have no fucking idea what that means. of Urinal stall graffiti.
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