Little Figpucker
gazes up at the night sky
Flips Santa the bird

with all the bullshit
on here I'm getting haiku
and waifu confused...

Who's had the squirrels?
Nativity Scene with nuts
Joseph could be rabid

Having multiple personality disorder does not mean that you have committed "gang rape" once that you have raped someone. Now go have a tea party with your imaginary friends like a good little psycho on thorazine.

Who's old enough to
have had a real Christmas tree
in their living room?

Gang rape the cocoa.
Throw it at the carolers.
Say it's self defense.

That's their punishment.
And it's a light one at that!
For singing off key.

Mannequin Hogpile
Get your smelly plastic twat
Out of my face, bitch

Why not gang rape
the carolers at your door?
Save on hot cocoa

Please save your receipt
should you wish to return or
exchange this whore

On a bear skin rug
Figpucker, The New Fragrance
For the New Horny

Try blowing your nose.
But know that if nothing comes out,
it's all been for snot.

Irresistible
Your buoy bobbing on seafoam
Now, feeding frenzy

Please save your receipt
should you wish to return or
exchange this haiku

If Santa loves me,
I've not been naughty enough.
Satan, however...

i feel good but grim
today, like this was a break
for what matters most

Jesus Christ is Lord!
Oppose Him at your own risk
Oh condemned sinner.

Dear little Figpuck:
Although you have been naughty,
Santa still loves you

fourth turning and
xmas, still we need to cross
the river on ice

Just relax fella...
It's Christmas for zombies too
Green bean casserole

You are pathetic.
That is because you are here.
Jesus, it's Chistmas!

When zombies wake up
The first thing to reinflate
is their dead ball sack

After a quick peek
Most will hit the ground running
Double check your door

Well, since we can't kiss
Would you mind if I groped you
during this bad plague?

seven Covid deaths
all linked to one sick person
feeling sick? stay home!

Donald Trump hit links
Congress goes on vacation
While Country suffers

Jewish people and
Chinese food on Christmas? No!
It's every damn day!

Why did she leave you?
Too much math? Red lipstick stains?
Pencil Protector?

If you are my Ex,
I hope you get HIV
and Covid-19.

Ok Figpucker
Tell us about your presents
What did Santa bring?

We wish you a Merry Covid
And a Happy Mutated Virus.
From China with Love (of money).
Bc all commies love money and power.

For Ex gyn exam.
Broken brokered vagina.
Not worth a damn thing.

forex can be quite.
the scam as it is so you
know games people play

money money money

Vad är valutahandel. https://se.forex-is.com

Wishing Peace on Earth
Merry Christmas to your dink
from my vagina

you know organized
crime seems to be the subset
guv ment's right into

Trump pardoned those who
The Demonrat's false framed
Don't forget it tools.

Biden family crimes
Are real and easy to see
its all in the laptop.

Erlick took the money
Miss Fang Fang fook fooked for.
And got elected

Swellwell hated Trump
And hollered he is a spy!
As Fang and Xi laugh

Erlick its Fang Fang
You gave me a bug- bas-turd!
But I bugged you!

Mao down there in hell
Is watching your blue movies
laughing and smoking.

Yankees are stupid
a dork like you on Intell?
Low info voters

How cool is that huh?
They thought Trump was a agent!
We fooled them damn good!

so what do people
do to shut down a world psyop
when we fear punks

COVID is all hype.
Ninety percent survival,
No different from flu

Trump goes on rampage
Pardons, Relief veto threats
more Covid denial

Hello Wong Lofan !
Merry Christmas to you, sir.
Time to write haiku.

oh you are still on
here, let the user beware
merry xmas...fnord

For Christmas this year
I'm getting ink on my dink.
"Fuck Covid-19!"

That's all there's room for...
after your mom's name on there.
I was really drunk.

It wasn't a cross.
It was the first Christmas tree.
Jesus was naked.

So Christmas tree balls,
you know what they represent.
Dangling innocence.

Nailed to the cross
I ordered a Large Pizza
with free Garlic Knots

Jesus the trickster.
Christ did not walk on water.
He used a surfboard.

Santa saved my soul.
Jesus came down my chimney.
It sure did smell weird.

Don't forget cookies.
Made with some Turkish Hashish.
That's how Santa flies.

Fetch me my eggnog!
Alcohol cholesterol.
Happy molecules.

Nutmeg overdose.
Paramedics not surprised.
Remembered last year.

Octopus dildo.
Suction pulls you inside out.
Cris Cringle approves.