Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

well it's time to go
man can't live by haiku alone.
later for you guys
Haiku # 6825, March 15, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
describe what happens
when you go use the bathroom,
then watch people cringe
Haiku # 6824, March 15, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm in a payphone
and some lady's in distress
Damn, this zipper's stuck
Haiku # 6823, March 15, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
The moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie, that's...
gonna leave a bruise.
Haiku # 6822, March 15, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
My razzmatazz jazz
it has much pizzazz whereas
I am just a spaz
Haiku # 6821, March 15, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
no food to be found--
maybe i can break my pen
and chug the red ink!
Haiku # 6820, March 15, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Hippies really smell
no I don't have a quarter
you smelly hippie
Haiku # 6819, March 15, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by The Blur of Santa Cruz
Scratchin' my thing thing
Lotto!!, I've got cha-ching ching
I flex the bling bling
Haiku # 6818, March 15, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
lunch time yum yum yum
veggies, seared flesh, pasta mix
make gaseous emissions
Haiku # 6817, March 15, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by mondongo of third stone from the sun
kinky intercourse
insert broccoli casserole
email to Penthouse
Haiku # 6816, March 15, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by mrfnord
Went to the bart mart
bought Simpsonian fart art
I'm off the smart chart
Haiku # 6815, March 15, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
A large iron buttplug
found in the bedroom closet
caused angry divorce
Haiku # 6814, March 15, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by mrfnord
magic sandwich stamps
please provide me with your gift
appease tape worm god
Haiku # 6813, March 15, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yo momma got a yeast infection
she eat lots of yogurt
like taking care of an old fireplace
Haiku # 6812, March 15, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by mr. rumple foreskin of montana
las manitas for
gorditas next wednesday at
half past eleven
Haiku # 6811, March 15, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
forgot lunch again
eat bag of Hickory Sticks(tm)
and hot strong coffee
Haiku # 6810, March 15, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by cenobyte
I am swedish man
I come from my swedish land
Where we lost wee-willy
Haiku # 6809, March 15, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Roland Garros of Sweden
dorm rooms stifle thought
irate room-mates, bad karma
find off-campus room
Haiku # 6808, March 15, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by cenobyte
I am but a fool!
Sitting by your stool {rules ha..}
I could rule the world..
Haiku # 6807, March 15, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Teo Maltese of w/ Dr. Claw
This is bat country,
Give me the fly swatter, now!
The poor Bastard...
Haiku # 6806, March 15, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
The real deal (a trip).
Inspite of gonzo, mad cat,
The driver was lit!
Haiku # 6805, March 15, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ?
supercalifrag
ilisticexpiala
docious. atrocious!
Haiku # 6804, March 15, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
If the dark skies
Were Nigthmares, Bad Unrest,
Bad Insomnia
Haiku # 6803, March 15, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
The Trumpets blare
The Legions enter with ease
The Walls crumble down
Haiku # 6802, March 15, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
if wishes were trees
i would be a lumberjack
in the great white north
Haiku # 6801, March 15, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
I sound the great horn
To wake the dead, the mummies.
We march on Egypt
Haiku # 6800, March 15, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am Holly
I like granola bars
I am jolly
Haiku # 6799, March 15, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Holly
You're just saying that.
My poop brownies are awesome!
Believe that shit, yo
Haiku # 6798, March 15, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
brownies look like poop
but they do taste much better
if they're not real poop
Haiku # 6797, March 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by jason of worcester, ma
before using plaster
fill the hole with pizza box.
confound future folk.
Haiku # 6796, March 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Truth made obvious
Chumbawumba had one hit
I need a shower
Haiku # 6795, March 15, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Duke Lemoyne of Kampuchea
Keep the noise down, son.
And here's some plaster patches.
Get to work, have fun.
Haiku # 6794, March 15, 2001 11:16 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
sound of a floor lamp
swung through clean white dorm room wall
soothes the broken heart
Haiku # 6793, March 15, 2001 11:14 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I once had a vat
and it was full of dead cats
imagine the smell...
Haiku # 6792, March 15, 2001 11:12 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
i once had bat
to use on cat
when sofa had pee
Haiku # 6791, March 15, 2001 11:06 am ET
by mr widdle
Before I pooh, I thank
Myself for
Making it.
Haiku # 6790, March 15, 2001 11:03 am ET
by gaoster of taipei
i once had a cat
that wrote very bad haiku
and slept on a mat.
Haiku # 6789, March 15, 2001 10:58 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
I once had a rat
who got eaten by a cat
what a bad haiku
Haiku # 6788, March 15, 2001 10:52 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
bad is good baby
this line is not meaningless
down with government
Haiku # 6787, March 15, 2001 10:47 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Don't you live
Abstemiously,
You quitter!
Haiku # 6785, March 15, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"To be or
not to be; that is
the question."
Haiku # 6784, March 15, 2001 10:43 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i heart john cusack
and indiana jones, too
but i can't heart you.
Haiku # 6783, March 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by ohno of atlanta
memepool's spell
draws like shiny thing.
job peril
Haiku # 6782, March 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
commas, periods
these are the tools of my trade
i edit them well
Haiku # 6781, March 15, 2001 10:22 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
fading dot.com glow
like the spot on my tele
when i turn it off
Haiku # 6780, March 15, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ash
searching for the words
to illuminate our world
i burnt my fingers
Haiku # 6779, March 15, 2001 8:02 am ET
by ash
no more jesus jokes
lose that crucifixation
crossed out completely
Haiku # 6778, March 15, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ash
sinking through the sand
rescuing a large sea hare
admiring the view

Haiku # 6777, March 15, 2001 5:17 am ET
by ash
"Hey look!" said Jesus.
"Check out my fish and loaves trick."
Pah! I could do that.
Haiku # 6776, March 15, 2001 4:35 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Cookie-dough icecream
Brings me out in huge red hives.
Why does God hate me?
Haiku # 6775, March 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by Soupstain of England
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