Yes
Charlie Manson is dead
And you will be too, soon enough

Best part of the night
When Jesus made the table
Levitate (No Hands)

Is there a difference
Between the Lord Jesus Christ
And Charlie Manson?

In all fairness Catholic doctrine states
Jesus was adopted and is God
And is therefore his own father
Seem to have serious daddy issues
Completely ignoring John 3;1-8
But religion is not God
At least Catholics believe something
And don't just post poop/sex haikus

Honor the Father and the Mother
And the one speaking evil
Of father or mother
In death must end

What an idiot.
The extent ofyour revolt:
bad-mouth Catholic mass!

Extra syllable
Kinda like the holy ghost
It's invisible

That's what they all ate
Over at The Last Supper
Undercooked kielbasa

Went to church today
Christ stuck his dick in my mouth
Strange tasting wafer

Left halfway through mass
In the name of the Father
Son and RUNNY SHIT!

Went to church today
High AF at communion
Ate all the wafers

What will the day bring?
Festering ingrown ass hairs?
A suitcase filled with cash?

I found some haiku
and Japanese poetry.
I won and you lost!

That bald alien
Is he 17 feet tall
With a huge boner?

Ever wonder why
They call it fecal matter?
Nothing else matters

Tom Vagina Soup
I followed the recipe
Not enough poon tang

caught in the middle with the next door poet with the horrid shit breath and the bald alien who hasn't gotten anything but ass from his boy toy on a leash

Isn't that special?
You must be friends of SATAN!
said the Church Lady.

deranged secretly from years of torture not knowing her daughter was fucking her making her moan her son came in and fucked her too

When she was old enough she defended her mother and she stabbed him yet mother was dumb and full of cum. Only to find out Mother wasn't mother in the first place.

Love the Lily who hid away years ago
He almost tore out her tiny little womb

Loved him so much and thought it was her who hurt the girl behind the scenes
but it was the boy who grew from out of her very womb years ago that little bastard fucking thing

The flies came from the maggot daughter ISIS of false life
but she liked to fuck her daughters and eat their pussies in mens bodies

Poor Phractured Phallus
Snapped like an Essem hot dog
Dingaling in sling

Discounted Dildoes
Dented! Damaged! Dirty!
Dingaling Decoys

Should have stayed at home
And minded his own business
Don t mess with larvae

Should have stayed at home
And minded his own business
Don

strangled with his dreads
his shitty girlfriend convulsed
the so called leader tried to make her die and the weak ass boyfriend stood there and said bye bye as her last tear rolled out of her eye
then he got ass fucked by sloth the fat pink titty leach worm

Soaking your penis
In high fructose corn syrup
Does not make it grow

I just sucked his cock
He shot a hot cum nugget
Clear across the street

We shared the cole slaw
Handy KFC bucket
We both shit in it

Then, as if on cue
A mean Cassowary bird
Ass raped a hobo

With Bernie Sanders
Split order of chicken wings
He didn't share them

I have a handgun
No not a pistol, silly
My hand IS a gun

No mystery there
I threw coins in a fountain
Then I made a wish

I went to Paris
But got a blowjob in Rome
Is that possible?

I might BE Bigfoot

Haiku confession
I think I might he Bigfoot
Just based on the smell

Microfiber Cloth
Wiping the nether regions
Attached to a stick

I got funny farts
Today is your lucky day
You get to smell them

I

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Nantucket was his island
limerick haiku

flow into my glass
a gentlemen's gin and tonic
effervescently

enunciated
autobiographical
its all about me

scratching my nut sac
it is a noble pastime
enjoy with a beer

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Fine Japanese poetry?
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