Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

With Bernie Sanders
Split order of chicken wings
He didn't share them
Haiku # 64603, May 5, 2019 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a handgun
No not a pistol, silly
My hand IS a gun
Haiku # 64602, May 5, 2019 12:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
No mystery there
I threw coins in a fountain
Then I made a wish
Haiku # 64601, May 4, 2019 7:35 pm ET
by All I wanted was a hotdog of Europe is cray cray
I went to Paris
But got a blowjob in Rome
Is that possible?
Haiku # 64600, May 4, 2019 7:24 pm ET
by Too much of A good thing
I might BE Bigfoot
Haiku # 64599, May 4, 2019 5:33 pm ET
by Quite Sure
Haiku confession
I think I might he Bigfoot
Just based on the smell
Haiku # 64598, May 4, 2019 5:32 pm ET
by Possible Bigfoot sighting of Me
Microfiber Cloth
Wiping the nether regions
Attached to a stick
Haiku # 64597, May 4, 2019 5:30 pm ET
by Excerpt of Hygiene of the Bigfoot
I got funny farts
Today is your lucky day
You get to smell them
Haiku # 64596, May 4, 2019 5:28 pm ET
by Gassy of Floor
I
Haiku # 64595, May 4, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Gassy of Floor
ALL THE LOWER CAPS
THE GHOST OF E. E. CUMMINGS
SPIRIT WORLD SPOOGE FEST
Haiku # 64594, May 4, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by I. P. Frehlly
refrigerator
many magnets on your face
Yellowstone in spring
Haiku # 64593, May 4, 2019 1:03 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
if you have problems
with the site, you contact me
my name is Janis.
Haiku # 64592, May 4, 2019 12:53 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
there once was a man
Nantucket was his island
limerick haiku
Haiku # 64591, May 4, 2019 12:42 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
flow into my glass
a gentlemen's gin and tonic
effervescently
Haiku # 64590, May 4, 2019 12:37 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
enunciated
autobiographical
its all about me
Haiku # 64589, May 4, 2019 12:32 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
scratching my nut sac
it is a noble pastime
enjoy with a beer
Haiku # 64588, May 4, 2019 12:27 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won t find it here
Haiku # 64587, May 4, 2019 7:42 am ET
by Stinchlock Holmes
Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won
Haiku # 64586, May 4, 2019 7:42 am ET
by Stinchlock Holmes
Are you circumcised?
Work from the comfort of home
Make Fromunda Cheese
Haiku # 64585, May 4, 2019 1:57 am ET
by Mike Roebs of At work
Short range projectile
Friday Hot Cumload Closeup
Smile for the cameras
Haiku # 64584, May 4, 2019 1:39 am ET
by Woody Alien of Green pervert
The first thing I do
After a hard day at work
Ride the front doorknob
Haiku # 64583, May 3, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by Juicy Joyce of Doorknob
Sometimes I wonder
If I were a lesbian
Would I eat myself?
Haiku # 64582, May 3, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by Barber of Seville
Trifecta bet win
At the window. Cash in beak
Cassowary Bird
Haiku # 64581, May 3, 2019 9:07 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Window
First weekend in May
Bet the Kentucky Derby
Then eat the winner
Haiku # 64580, May 3, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by A horse is a horse of Course of course
In the slough all day
Trapping muskrats with my mink
Watch us on YouTube
Haiku # 64579, May 3, 2019 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wiping Updateth
Stilleth I wipeth with zeal
Skidmarkeths unreal
Haiku # 64578, May 3, 2019 9:10 am ET
by Stilleth Wipingeth
Wore something low cut
Had a wardrobe malfunction
I was packing heat
Haiku # 64577, May 3, 2019 9:04 am ET
by Talking about my meat of USDA PRIME FIGPUCKER TENDERLOIN
Out in the backyard
Dad won t stop yanking on it
Freaking Lawnmower!
Haiku # 64576, May 3, 2019 8:59 am ET
by Son of Cheapskate of Dad is a loser
Out in the backyard
Dad won
Haiku # 64575, May 3, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Son of Cheapskate
Heavy weight in pants
When your penis is this BIG
Loaded down for bear
Haiku # 64574, May 3, 2019 4:53 am ET
by Forrest Trump of Toadstool penis
I don't like Jesus
Firstly,when I suck his dick
He never thanks me
Haiku # 64573, May 3, 2019 3:36 am ET
by The Last Temptation of Christ
My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it s working
Haiku # 64572, May 3, 2019 2:04 am ET
by Sane AF
My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it
Haiku # 64571, May 3, 2019 2:03 am ET
by Sane AF
And still I wipeth
Yet I findeth brown remnants
Thankseths for your time
Haiku # 64570, May 3, 2019 1:58 am ET
by Stilleth Wiping
What was God thinking?
Dogs have self cleaning rear ends
We must wipe and wipe
Haiku # 64569, May 3, 2019 12:20 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Wiping my bum
Darth has not been here.
Otherwise their would be verse
about shit and sperm.
Haiku # 64568, May 2, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Figpucker VS. God
Climbed up Mount Everest
Not to show off or nothing
Just to shit at top
Haiku # 64567, May 2, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by King Shit of Top
May Ejaculate
Pollen in every crevice
Was it good for you?
Haiku # 64566, May 2, 2019 6:41 pm ET
by Mother Nature of Smoking cigarette in bed
Grooving to the beat
Mystical drum circle jerk
Slippery drumsticks
Haiku # 64565, May 2, 2019 6:36 pm ET
by Oh Paradiddle
Mystic drummer man
She knows its too late for us
My heart solely yours
Haiku # 64564, May 2, 2019 5:41 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Awkward silences
Your cue to emit primal SCREAMS
Let wind if you can
Haiku # 64563, May 2, 2019 3:44 pm ET
by Advices
Seagull flying high
Masturbating in the sky
What's that in my eye?
Haiku # 64562, May 2, 2019 2:55 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Went to church Sunday
Father Cassowary Bird
Our new parish priest
Haiku # 64561, May 2, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Examing a nun's cunt
Jesus did not weep
He was just peeling onions
To cover the STINCH
Haiku # 64560, May 2, 2019 2:44 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Went to church Sunday
Wiped my ass with the bible
Laughed as Jesus cried
Haiku # 64559, May 2, 2019 2:28 pm ET
by Passion of The Christ
Loverboy Donald:
Gallant gift to Womankind
(and great poet too!)
Haiku # 64558, May 2, 2019 9:10 am ET
by TRUMP greatest statesman since Jefferson of No joke . . . wait----
What Donald Trump calls
A romantic rendezvous
Most consider rape
Haiku # 64557, May 2, 2019 7:36 am ET
by Died in prison of Natural causes
Darth and Starkitten
sitting in a tree. K, I,
S, S, I, N, G...
Haiku # 64556, May 2, 2019 4:43 am ET
by First comes Love then comes Haiku
That same old blow job
That same stern look and pursed lips
FUCK THIS BLOW UP DOLL
Haiku # 64555, May 2, 2019 1:40 am ET
by want to marry a pillow case of Linen Closet
I bend it backwards
Use it for lumbar support
Feel my love muscles
Haiku # 64554, May 2, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Fit AF of Doing penis push ups
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