I have a handgun
No not a pistol, silly
My hand IS a gun
by Anonymous Poet
No mystery there
I threw coins in a fountain
Then I made a wish
by All I wanted was a hotdog of Europe is cray cray
I went to Paris
But got a blowjob in Rome
Is that possible?
by Too much of A good thing
I might BE Bigfoot
by Quite Sure
Haiku confession
I think I might he Bigfoot
Just based on the smell
by Possible Bigfoot sighting of Me
Microfiber Cloth
Wiping the nether regions
Attached to a stick
by Excerpt of Hygiene of the Bigfoot
I got funny farts
Today is your lucky day
You get to smell them
by Gassy of Floor
ALL THE LOWER CAPS
THE GHOST OF E. E. CUMMINGS
SPIRIT WORLD SPOOGE FEST
by I. P. Frehlly
refrigerator
many magnets on your face
Yellowstone in spring
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
if you have problems
with the site, you contact me
my name is Janis.
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
there once was a man
Nantucket was his island
limerick haiku
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
flow into my glass
a gentlemen's gin and tonic
effervescently
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
enunciated
autobiographical
its all about me
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
scratching my nut sac
it is a noble pastime
enjoy with a beer
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won t find it here
by Stinchlock Holmes
Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won
by Stinchlock Holmes
Are you circumcised?
Work from the comfort of home
Make Fromunda Cheese
by Mike Roebs of At work
Short range projectile
Friday Hot Cumload Closeup
Smile for the cameras
by Woody Alien of Green pervert
The first thing I do
After a hard day at work
Ride the front doorknob
by Juicy Joyce of Doorknob
Sometimes I wonder
If I were a lesbian
Would I eat myself?
by Barber of Seville
Trifecta bet win
At the window. Cash in beak
Cassowary Bird
by Cassowary bird of Window
First weekend in May
Bet the Kentucky Derby
Then eat the winner
by A horse is a horse of Course of course
In the slough all day
Trapping muskrats with my mink
Watch us on YouTube
by Anonymous Poet
Wiping Updateth
Stilleth I wipeth with zeal
Skidmarkeths unreal
by Stilleth Wipingeth
Wore something low cut
Had a wardrobe malfunction
I was packing heat
by Talking about my meat of USDA PRIME FIGPUCKER TENDERLOIN
Out in the backyard
Dad won t stop yanking on it
Freaking Lawnmower!
by Son of Cheapskate of Dad is a loser
Out in the backyard
Dad won
by Son of Cheapskate
Heavy weight in pants
When your penis is this BIG
Loaded down for bear
by Forrest Trump of Toadstool penis
I don't like Jesus
Firstly,when I suck his dick
He never thanks me
by The Last Temptation of Christ
My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it s working
by Sane AF
My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it
by Sane AF
And still I wipeth
Yet I findeth brown remnants
Thankseths for your time
by Stilleth Wiping
What was God thinking?
Dogs have self cleaning rear ends
We must wipe and wipe
by Noticer of Details of Wiping my bum
Darth has not been here.
Otherwise their would be verse
about shit and sperm.
by Figpucker VS. God
Climbed up Mount Everest
Not to show off or nothing
Just to shit at top
by King Shit of Top
May Ejaculate
Pollen in every crevice
Was it good for you?
by Mother Nature of Smoking cigarette in bed
Grooving to the beat
Mystical drum circle jerk
Slippery drumsticks
by Oh Paradiddle
Mystic drummer man
She knows its too late for us
My heart solely yours
by Ledge of Kentucky
Awkward silences
Your cue to emit primal SCREAMS
Let wind if you can
by Advices
Seagull flying high
Masturbating in the sky
What's that in my eye?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Went to church Sunday
Father Cassowary Bird
Our new parish priest
by Noticer of Details of Examing a nun's cunt
Jesus did not weep
He was just peeling onions
To cover the STINCH
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Went to church Sunday
Wiped my ass with the bible
Laughed as Jesus cried
by Passion of The Christ
Loverboy Donald:
Gallant gift to Womankind
(and great poet too!)
by TRUMP greatest statesman since Jefferson of No joke . . . wait----
What Donald Trump calls
A romantic rendezvous
Most consider rape
by Died in prison of Natural causes
Darth and Starkitten
sitting in a tree. K, I,
S, S, I, N, G...
by First comes Love then comes Haiku
That same old blow job
That same stern look and pursed lips
FUCK THIS BLOW UP DOLL
by want to marry a pillow case of Linen Closet
I bend it backwards
Use it for lumbar support
Feel my love muscles
by Fit AF of Doing penis push ups
Born with a club foot
Actually, that's my penis
Stuffed in my big shoe
by My foot has a fan club
