Discounted Dildoes
Dented! Damaged! Dirty!
Dingaling Decoys

Should have stayed at home
And minded his own business
Don t mess with larvae

Should have stayed at home
And minded his own business
Don

strangled with his dreads
his shitty girlfriend convulsed
the so called leader tried to make her die and the weak ass boyfriend stood there and said bye bye as her last tear rolled out of her eye
then he got ass fucked by sloth the fat pink titty leach worm

Soaking your penis
In high fructose corn syrup
Does not make it grow

I just sucked his cock
He shot a hot cum nugget
Clear across the street

We shared the cole slaw
Handy KFC bucket
We both shit in it

Then, as if on cue
A mean Cassowary bird
Ass raped a hobo

With Bernie Sanders
Split order of chicken wings
He didn't share them

I have a handgun
No not a pistol, silly
My hand IS a gun

No mystery there
I threw coins in a fountain
Then I made a wish

I went to Paris
But got a blowjob in Rome
Is that possible?

I might BE Bigfoot

Haiku confession
I think I might he Bigfoot
Just based on the smell

Microfiber Cloth
Wiping the nether regions
Attached to a stick

I got funny farts
Today is your lucky day
You get to smell them

I

ALL THE LOWER CAPS
THE GHOST OF E. E. CUMMINGS
SPIRIT WORLD SPOOGE FEST

refrigerator
many magnets on your face
Yellowstone in spring

if you have problems
with the site, you contact me
my name is Janis.

there once was a man
Nantucket was his island
limerick haiku

flow into my glass
a gentlemen's gin and tonic
effervescently

enunciated
autobiographical
its all about me

scratching my nut sac
it is a noble pastime
enjoy with a beer

Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won t find it here

Looking for haiku?
Fine Japanese poetry?
You won

Are you circumcised?
Work from the comfort of home
Make Fromunda Cheese

Short range projectile
Friday Hot Cumload Closeup
Smile for the cameras

The first thing I do
After a hard day at work
Ride the front doorknob

Sometimes I wonder
If I were a lesbian
Would I eat myself?

Trifecta bet win
At the window. Cash in beak
Cassowary Bird

First weekend in May
Bet the Kentucky Derby
Then eat the winner

In the slough all day
Trapping muskrats with my mink
Watch us on YouTube

Wiping Updateth
Stilleth I wipeth with zeal
Skidmarkeths unreal

Wore something low cut
Had a wardrobe malfunction
I was packing heat

Out in the backyard
Dad won t stop yanking on it
Freaking Lawnmower!

Out in the backyard
Dad won

Heavy weight in pants
When your penis is this BIG
Loaded down for bear

I don't like Jesus
Firstly,when I suck his dick
He never thanks me

My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it s working

My psychiatrist
Suggested writing haiku
I think it

And still I wipeth
Yet I findeth brown remnants
Thankseths for your time

What was God thinking?
Dogs have self cleaning rear ends
We must wipe and wipe

Darth has not been here.
Otherwise their would be verse
about shit and sperm.

Climbed up Mount Everest
Not to show off or nothing
Just to shit at top

May Ejaculate
Pollen in every crevice
Was it good for you?

Grooving to the beat
Mystical drum circle jerk
Slippery drumsticks

Mystic drummer man
She knows its too late for us
My heart solely yours

Awkward silences
Your cue to emit primal SCREAMS
Let wind if you can

Seagull flying high
Masturbating in the sky
What's that in my eye?

Went to church Sunday
Father Cassowary Bird
Our new parish priest

Jesus did not weep
He was just peeling onions
To cover the STINCH