Translucent blue tang
Swimming in my toilet bowl
Fishing with my dick
by William Wanksworth
Chinese factory
New job order plastic gnomes
This time with buttholes
by Anonymous Poet
Way too much farting
That where the marriage went wrong
During love makings
by So horny but nauseous
Way too much farting
That
by So horny but nauseous
Tits,boobs,breasts,knockers
Whatever one may call them
They're nice to suck on
by Prime example of Mental illness
Try something different
Open faced tuna sandwich
Pumpyourschmeckle bread
by New Deli
The smell of moonshine.
Can't you hear those old banjos.
Come here, sweet cousin.
by Garth Sweinbanger
Breakfast decision.
Twat waffles or cunt pancakes.
Cheese-stuffed shlong sausage.
Pig in a blanket.
Only it's ass sticking out.
Hog-tied, so to speak.
Methamphetamine.
Drinking coffee's gotten old.
Delightful twitching.
Arkansas special.
Sausage in ham in blanket.
Condom optional.
by Squeal piggy, squeal!
Courtney Love's herpes
Starting at eight thousand bucks
auctioned on Ebay.
by Get it while it's hot.
Shotgun salvation.
Hollow point revelation.
Dum-dum Nirvana.
by Dum dum dum dum te dum, dum te dum.
Giving HIV
was a good April Fool's joke.
No apologies.
by Curt Cobain's words of in your ass
Celibate people
Don't have nearly as much sex
As those who get fucked
by Master of The obvious
People always whine
by Anonymous Poet
Hasn t happened yet
Never had one at my door
A real live midget
by Waiting
Hidden camera
Wow, when no one is looking
You do funny things
by Entertained of Fixated
went to a restaurant
Served imitation crab meat
Paid with play money
by Leg humper
I farted five times
Then I farted seven times
Farting five more now
by Pooet of Shopping for new pants
Saying I had AIDS
Was a cruel April fools joke
I apologize
by Possessor of the AIDS virus(just kidding LOL)
The Haiku Police
Are coming to get you Darth.
We watch live on COPS!
by What'cha Gonna Do of When They Come For U
Hot dog ministry
Brings everyone to the yard
Zip up your fly, please
by That foolish moustache tickles
No faking it here
I wear a midget strap on
He just keeps licking
by No batteries of With my shawty
You're in good standing
Trump has a micro chone
Don't sell yourself short
by Washroom goer
I've a tiny dick
If you fake your orgasm
I will understand
by Reason of for your wife's disinterest
Precise measurements
Just the right amount of poop
One heaping pants load
by Nerd watch
My dinner haiku
I ate an enchilada
Now drinking water
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
What what in the butt.
I said what what in the butt.
I think you know what.
by Chocoloate rain in the butt.
Vlasic pickle stork
Do men find him frightening?
Asking for a friend
by Dillicious
If you poop too much,
then you should try to eat less,
the doctor told me.
by e bye blackbird
Chewbacca's penis
Full frontal in all movies
Shoe Jar Jar Binx taint
by Noticer of Details of Out of it
Would you have written
Star Wars any differently
and if yes, how so?
by Bantha droppings
America dead.
Or unrecognizable.
Except pop music.
Good that it's over.
Freedom is too expensive.
Now we are all slaves.
by Economic Dragon Chaser
In Japanese porn
they will show assholes but not
pussies or cocks, why?!
by In need of answers
Brian Wilson's taint
Funny place for graffiti
"Wilson Phillips Rules!!"
by Smurf's Up of In my Room
Four beers plus Beach Boys:
I am now at my wits end
America. Tears.
by It ended during my lifetime of Unrecognizable
"Can you cut your nails
before you finger me please
unlike my husband?"
by Cause of your divorce
Cardiology
Haze of anesthesia
Dr. Keef Richards?
by Ghost of Brian Jones of Ethers
pleasure of Bonsai
Double flowering cherry
Conjoined twin virgins
by Mona Arbour
And for the first time
In all the years they were wed
He said something nice
by 2Nite of We consummate this
"Which hole am I in?"
The drunk guy asked the hooker
"The wrong one asshole!"
by The cock of Your wife's choosing
Gee,something smells good
It has to be your cooking
Can't be your pussy
by Beginning of Your orgasm
Miss March, sixty-eight
That woman had some nice curves
Can't recall her name.
by Staring at Centerfold When I was 10 of What Are Women For?
Fred Astaire exhumed
jive dancing gingivitis
Putting on the Ritz
by Lox Ness Monster
Daddy's bride angel
Still holding that creepy doll
Filled with father's spelch
by Carlos Santorum of Smooth
Lively up the day
Census Enumerator
Show them your big junk
by Rural Guido of Just off the grid
Just wearing a sock
The Red Hot Chili Peckers
How does it stay up?
by Stoney Balboa of Steps
Dancing cheek to cheek.
Two gay men, double dildo,
disgusting dance floor.
by Twerking at the sock hop.
When was the last time
you, ahem, you know, did it?
We need this info.
by US Census Bureau
I'd rather do this
than write history essays
or shoot up Draino.
by The lesser of evils
Poetry is the
parasite of all language.
You've been infected.
by Carnival custodian
