Hasn t happened yet
Never had one at my door
A real live midget
by Waiting
Hidden camera
Wow, when no one is looking
You do funny things
by Entertained of Fixated
went to a restaurant
Served imitation crab meat
Paid with play money
by Leg humper
I farted five times
Then I farted seven times
Farting five more now
by Pooet of Shopping for new pants
Saying I had AIDS
Was a cruel April fools joke
I apologize
by Possessor of the AIDS virus(just kidding LOL)
The Haiku Police
Are coming to get you Darth.
We watch live on COPS!
by What'cha Gonna Do of When They Come For U
Hot dog ministry
Brings everyone to the yard
Zip up your fly, please
by That foolish moustache tickles
No faking it here
I wear a midget strap on
He just keeps licking
by No batteries of With my shawty
You're in good standing
Trump has a micro chone
Don't sell yourself short
by Washroom goer
I've a tiny dick
If you fake your orgasm
I will understand
by Reason of for your wife's disinterest
Precise measurements
Just the right amount of poop
One heaping pants load
by Nerd watch
My dinner haiku
I ate an enchilada
Now drinking water
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
What what in the butt.
I said what what in the butt.
I think you know what.
by Chocoloate rain in the butt.
Vlasic pickle stork
Do men find him frightening?
Asking for a friend
by Dillicious
If you poop too much,
then you should try to eat less,
the doctor told me.
by e bye blackbird
Chewbacca's penis
Full frontal in all movies
Shoe Jar Jar Binx taint
by Noticer of Details of Out of it
Would you have written
Star Wars any differently
and if yes, how so?
by Bantha droppings
America dead.
Or unrecognizable.
Except pop music.
Good that it's over.
Freedom is too expensive.
Now we are all slaves.
by Economic Dragon Chaser
In Japanese porn
they will show assholes but not
pussies or cocks, why?!
by In need of answers
Brian Wilson's taint
Funny place for graffiti
"Wilson Phillips Rules!!"
by Smurf's Up of In my Room
Four beers plus Beach Boys:
I am now at my wits end
America. Tears.
by It ended during my lifetime of Unrecognizable
"Can you cut your nails
before you finger me please
unlike my husband?"
by Cause of your divorce
Cardiology
Haze of anesthesia
Dr. Keef Richards?
by Ghost of Brian Jones of Ethers
pleasure of Bonsai
Double flowering cherry
Conjoined twin virgins
by Mona Arbour
And for the first time
In all the years they were wed
He said something nice
by 2Nite of We consummate this
"Which hole am I in?"
The drunk guy asked the hooker
"The wrong one asshole!"
by The cock of Your wife's choosing
Gee,something smells good
It has to be your cooking
Can't be your pussy
by Beginning of Your orgasm
Miss March, sixty-eight
That woman had some nice curves
Can't recall her name.
by Staring at Centerfold When I was 10 of What Are Women For?
Fred Astaire exhumed
jive dancing gingivitis
Putting on the Ritz
by Lox Ness Monster
Daddy's bride angel
Still holding that creepy doll
Filled with father's spelch
by Carlos Santorum of Smooth
Lively up the day
Census Enumerator
Show them your big junk
by Rural Guido of Just off the grid
Just wearing a sock
The Red Hot Chili Peckers
How does it stay up?
by Stoney Balboa of Steps
Dancing cheek to cheek.
Two gay men, double dildo,
disgusting dance floor.
by Twerking at the sock hop.
When was the last time
you, ahem, you know, did it?
We need this info.
by US Census Bureau
I'd rather do this
than write history essays
or shoot up Draino.
by The lesser of evils
Poetry is the
parasite of all language.
You've been infected.
by Carnival custodian
Santorum dot com
is still functional, I see.
Well, at least partly.
by Frothy polite ticks.
Inexperienced
homosexual couples
attempting butt sex.
by Your poetic exchanges.
Cousteau factoid
Cousteau stuck his dink in eels
Undersea Fleshlight
by Jacquesing Off
Shit rags in my ass
Fall out as I walk along
I should start wiping
by Pillar of A fucked up community
Twat,snatch,poon,pussy
Whatever one calls a cunt
Shows their character
by Last Digit of Your PIN number
Jacques Cousteau s lament
Please, no more little swimmers
Earth. No Vacancy.
by Hey of What about his pants eel?
Jacques Cousteau advised
When constipated at sea
Get anemone
by Starkitten of Bathysphere
Stop the wind blowing
Let the pigs police themselves
Protect the doughnuts
by Anonymous Poet
Laughing like Mozart
Hey man, are you sniffing glue?
Get that all the time
by Frilly Sleeves
Thanks for the update
Up next: Figpucker Report
Today s topic: wind
by Very, Very of Bad
Many beast droppings,
many fresh turds, have been left
at this useless site.
by Stench of Haiku
Poet of the Month
Centerfold Pull out Section
I do mean pull out
by Pulled pork of Pork bellies are up
Heaving mounds of lard
Just dead lifted a Hummer
With a nerd in it
by Hahahaha of Maniacal Laughter
