And for the first time
In all the years they were wed
He said something nice
by 2Nite of We consummate this
"Which hole am I in?"
The drunk guy asked the hooker
"The wrong one asshole!"
by The cock of Your wife's choosing
Gee,something smells good
It has to be your cooking
Can't be your pussy
by Beginning of Your orgasm
Miss March, sixty-eight
That woman had some nice curves
Can't recall her name.
by Staring at Centerfold When I was 10 of What Are Women For?
Fred Astaire exhumed
jive dancing gingivitis
Putting on the Ritz
by Lox Ness Monster
Daddy's bride angel
Still holding that creepy doll
Filled with father's spelch
by Carlos Santorum of Smooth
Lively up the day
Census Enumerator
Show them your big junk
by Rural Guido of Just off the grid
Just wearing a sock
The Red Hot Chili Peckers
How does it stay up?
by Stoney Balboa of Steps
Dancing cheek to cheek.
Two gay men, double dildo,
disgusting dance floor.
by Twerking at the sock hop.
When was the last time
you, ahem, you know, did it?
We need this info.
by US Census Bureau
I'd rather do this
than write history essays
or shoot up Draino.
by The lesser of evils
Poetry is the
parasite of all language.
You've been infected.
by Carnival custodian
Santorum dot com
is still functional, I see.
Well, at least partly.
by Frothy polite ticks.
Inexperienced
homosexual couples
attempting butt sex.
by Your poetic exchanges.
Cousteau factoid
Cousteau stuck his dink in eels
Undersea Fleshlight
by Jacquesing Off
Shit rags in my ass
Fall out as I walk along
I should start wiping
by Pillar of A fucked up community
Twat,snatch,poon,pussy
Whatever one calls a cunt
Shows their character
by Last Digit of Your PIN number
Jacques Cousteau s lament
Please, no more little swimmers
Earth. No Vacancy.
by Hey of What about his pants eel?
Jacques Cousteau advised
When constipated at sea
Get anemone
by Starkitten of Bathysphere
Stop the wind blowing
Let the pigs police themselves
Protect the doughnuts
by Anonymous Poet
Laughing like Mozart
Hey man, are you sniffing glue?
Get that all the time
by Frilly Sleeves
Thanks for the update
Up next: Figpucker Report
Today s topic: wind
by Very, Very of Bad
Many beast droppings,
many fresh turds, have been left
at this useless site.
by Stench of Haiku
Poet of the Month
Centerfold Pull out Section
I do mean pull out
by Pulled pork of Pork bellies are up
Heaving mounds of lard
Just dead lifted a Hummer
With a nerd in it
by Hahahaha of Maniacal Laughter
Haiku read aloud
Upload a video clip
Clothing optional
by Pervert of Knothole
Flaming broom handle
Pulled from the ass of a priest
Poop Exorcism
by Pervert of Confessional
TORNADO WARNING
Smelly tuna fish Twister
Milkshakes! Flying cows!
by Stay Indoors of Wind is very, very bad
Have you ever played
nude Twister with your sister?
You're from Arkansas!
by
Electric grandpa's
rooster fucked a cow wearing
a bib in Twister.
by
Electric Grandpa
He really busted a move
When lightning struck him
by Pervert of Knothole
Any cockll do!!
No need for a rooster here
That s the farmer s wife
by Rural Guido
The cow chews her cud
The old farmer pulls her teats
The pervert watches
by Pervert of Knothole
Gross group groping
Twister gone wrong with no mat
Elevator stuck
by Help of Between floors
We'll make a movie
Our genitals in dire straits
I'll wear rollerskates
by Honey of London Town
As seen on Shark Tank
Innovative Penis Bib
Catch drool from your tool
by I. pity da Fool of Chinese Junk Factory
How bout some champagne
And a romantic movie
Or we can just fuck
by One of Your toilet turds
My dick needs a bib
Because it's always drooling
It has brain damage
by The crack of Your ass
First I snuck outside
Made sure no one was looking
Then I smashed the window
by Bad seed
Some people deserve
to be spoken evil of,
even our parents.
by df
Think of Lizzie Borden
Spoke evil of Mom and Dad
Had an axe to grind
by Librarian of Library
Think of poetry
without any planet earth.
Felt even better.
by df
You are mistaken.
There was never decency.
But I am confused.
Speaking evil of
father or mother was in
my foul poems, where?
Not that I wouldn't.
I just don't remember it.
A self-reference?
by df
Interesting quote
but it's not in the Bible.
From gnostic Thomas?
by Read the red
Imagine a world
Without any poetry
That felt kinda good
by Noticer of Details
Rural Guido, stud
Yeah I just did my laundry
So whats it to ya?
by Rural Guido
Crazy Italian
Hey, what s the matter for you?
Slap upside the head
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Rubber dink pink
Pink rubber dink in the sink
Pink rubber dink stink
by Pink of Sink
"The one speaking evil
Of father or mother
In death must end"
- Jesus Christ
Enjoy!
by The Final Vestige of DF's Decency Escaping
