Someone dropped a plate
Spaghetti was everywhere
Someone even cried
by C. Wood Syndrome of Free Commubity Dinner 1976
I will outshine you
My immaculate hinder
Toilet Paper! Wipe!
by Tootsie Free of Bending Over
Plastic flamingo
Beeline for your tiny dink
Fresh shrimp Bubba Gump
by World gone Mad
The old garden gnome
Says he gonna blow his load
All up in your face
by Manager of Kmart Garden Centre
Spraying takes less time.
Wiping takes time and paper.
Spray to save the earth!
by df -- anal environmetalist
The head on my cock
goes up and down
up and down
up and down.
The head on my cock
goes up and down
all through your mom.
by df
Too busy for this
He says as he sprays his bum
No time for poems
by Life and times of Darth Figpucker of At large
One day you will know
The secret to happiness
Is picking your nose
by Nose Poker of Booger Wall
Climbing Mount Everest
Is an inconvenient time
To need to go poop
by Poopstain of Halfway there. Living on a prayer
When I call His name
He appears, almost like magic
DARTH FIGPUCKER!!
by Test of Test
Sex offender list
An upstanding citizen
Well, his penis is
by Jesus will wash away his sinz
Beatniks down in Hell
I lll be wearing my beret
And turtleneck shirt
by Prez Darth Figpucker Fan Club of On the list
Beatniks down in Hell
I
by Prez Darth Figpucker Fan Club of On the list
Fantasyland
Cunnilingus delivered
By a Giant Tongue
by Will I. Knock? of Or Ding Dong Doorbells
The cleanest anus
People came from miles away
To admire the shine
by Shiny Heiny of Blindingly Bright Light
How can God judge us?
Any qualifications?
Dude has no street cred
by You know I of In your bunghole
When I get to Hell
I will read my poetry
to torture sinners.
God told me Himself.
And for all eternity
I make souls vomit.
by df
God: "Sure, what the hell.
We need someone to laugh at."
Angels shake their heads.
by df
Cuntfart before God.
I imitated Darth's shit.
Come on, let me in.
by pooterificus unanimous
"Darth stands before God."
Bends over and shows asshole.
Jumps off cloud with smile.
by df
"Vesuvius Brown":
sounds like a mid-seventies
Blaxploitation film.
by Superfly of Shaft
Vesuvius Brown
In the morning when I rise
Sunrise offering
by Vesuvius Brown of Shitter
Have joy little Darth.
You will spend eternity
With the God of shit.
by Fecal Omnipresence of the Underworld
Darth stands before God:
"I wrote about snot and shit--
Come on. Let me in..."
by Bored by Biology of Infantile Denial
At the urinal
take out your black Sharpie pen.
Draw a three-inch square.
And under it write:
"Booger Farm!" Add a booger.
Watch them multiply.
In only one week
there will be dozens of them.
Green, hairy, bloody.
All types of boogers.
A dried snot sanctuary.
You will be amazed.
by Remember, it started with ony one. Delusions of Grandure -- playing Booger God.
Go ask yo momma.
Mosquitoes ain't all I swat.
Rosy red butt cheeks.
by Smack-orama!
A young inventor,
Ann Funt, invented a cart.
It was the Funt Cart.
by It ran on hot air.
Next time you go poop
Put up a picture of it
On your Facebook page
by Damien stein
At the salad bar
Onions, tomatoes, lettuce
Croutons, my booger
by Health Nut of Salad Bar
I enjoy farting
In claustrophobic settings
Such as this poem
by Stinky Syllables
How Darth spends his day
Crunching numbers, jerking off
Swatting mosquitoes
by The old lady of Shoe
Something smells fishy
Canadian lesbians
That k d Lang tang
by Kraft Dinner of Chesterfield
God wants you to die
So he can crumple you up
Throw you in the trash
by God
It all just gets worse.
The world, haiku, all of it.
There's no improvement.
You should hate God too.
I absolutely believe.
Absolute hatred.
by df
Jussie" Smollett WINS
Where is Mueller the donkey?
He needs a new job
by Chicago Kid of Chi town
Close your eyes. Relax.
Let the Orange flow into
your turbulent soul.
by Orange Buddha of Orange Soda
What fun it would be
Kicking in that orange head
He
by What part of your brain of Are you using
I feel sure of it . . .
I KNOW there was collusion.
Truth does not matter.
by Another Virtue-Signaling Idiot Who Hates Donald Trump
Main stream media
spewing total constant lies
HA! HA! HA! TRUMPED!!!
by Joe McCarthy of Hall of Hero's
Brennen the Commie
Says he got the "wrong info".
lying Bolshevik!
Voted for Gus Hall
A agent of Joe Stalin
For President.
How did this moron?
Become CIA director?
Obama the Clown!
by Ugly Hombre of Kalifornia
Mueller the donkey
Wasted 25 million
Trying to get Trump
Instead a big fail
Democrat bull chit again
Egg on the rats faces
It is about time
for leftist clowns- to wise up
world class dumb chit fools..
by Ugly Hombre of Kalifornia
I hope the world ends
Takes a flying fuck right off
We deserve better
by Anonymous Poet
God so loved the world
Gaveth us all this haiku
Smells like chicken shit
by Anonymous Poet
Penis Leprosy
An unpopular subject
Have some spotted dick
by We will not go until we get some of Here
Those aren't suction cups.
Those are lesions from disease.
Tell your mom sorry.
by df
I watched midget porn
Ha! They had a trampoline
She looked she stunk
by No shortage of laughs
Vaginas have them
They start at ten inches deep
You wouldn't know that
by Ruler of Here
Bought a new midget.
She came with a free brass bed.
Jumping on it nude.
by df of Midget porn is hilarious.
Haiku suck my balls.
At least something sucks my balls.
Besides octopi.
Or octopusses?
Or is it octopussies.
That's eight vaginas.
Suction cups all 'round.
Imagine vaginas with
suction cups in them.
Wouldn't that be cool.
Genetic engineering.
Come on, lets do this!
by Darth Figpucker
Bought an old brass bed
It came with a free midget
He's jerking off now
by It's the little things of Some of them things is big
