so many people
segregate themselves to some
corner of the world
and only make stuff for
themselves and their tribe and then
find themselves thrown to
another tribe then
form some kind of new tribe with
the tribe they are put
into by work, love, friends
etc etc etc or cast out as
tribes grow and then shrink
by vhs
if i hear the kind
of classical music that sounds
like people are in
the process of destroying
their instruments it reminds
me of say close
encounters of the third
kind. The track is called Edgard
Varese-Octandre for Small
Orchestra, stick with the
Piano thing by Alan Hovaness
which is nice but
Squidward is having nightmares right now....."Sppooonge BOB!!!
You just destroyed an
entire Orcestra!!!"
by ROAD HORNO (aks vhs) of i don't know, it came up on autocomplete!
Ok Alan Hovhaness
Visonary Landscapes for Piano
I'm just typing the
title. This one I
like. I grew up with John Williams
Star Wars sound track
you know
by vhs
Youtube just went
to something called "American
Berserk for piano"
Damn it Double F!
You got me listening to
classical music!
now what's playing????
by vhs
i kept getting some
emails about Anton Webern
it sounds like a
person killing a
piano, but it is a lot
more fun to hear than
classical classical music
by vhs
Put plants on your roof.
Your electric bill will drop.
This is not fake news.
by Anonymous Poet
Celebrate celibate celebrity
sleeper cell phone sex
booty call rudeness explosion
high decibel flatus
transmission @ 900 mega hurts
fails to retain significance.
by Anonymous Poet
People are like glass
They're transparent and fragile
Some are bulletproof
by adam ben adam
Some roofs can cover
My roof is for sunbathing
I have dread of heights
by adam ben adam
some walls keep folks out
some are built to define...
others are to wail at
by vhs
Teachings in war time
Rising sun enhanced by life
Rewards of the dead
Fish swim time to time
Spring blossom destined to pass
Sun shines bright slightly
by adam ben adam
they get bored with the
same old thing and move on
to new locations
whilst others just keep
on playing uno waiting
for jcpennies
to reopen
by vhs
testicular binocular tripod survey instrumentation festivities
all ac/dc songs sound like someone is having a really difficult time on the toilet
zit pus culture high society tea drinkers pretending to be British, but down under they drink ball sweat from down under my balls
well, it was 3 lines anyway
i prefer the chili peppers
especially on pizza
hemhorridoids be damned
hem horridoids on steroids bulking up, singing badly, and bench pressing more than I can
bastards
by Anonymous Poet
If I fart in the forest
And no one is there to smell it
but all the trees die
was it still an awesome fart?
by df
Time to be a whore.
Chemistry exam gang bang.
Two at the same time.
Two different exams.
How many whores can do that?
Double the money.
Those silly Arabs.
They'll never learn chemistry.
If I cheat for them.
Cell phones are awesome.
Old teachers don't watch for them.
Or Apple watches.
Talk about James Bond.
Super-spy gadgetry cheat.
Cha-cha-cha-cha Ching!
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
And ain't nothing in this world for free
No, I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
Oh, no, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good
by df
so four ironic
t-shirts later and re runs
of mork and mindy
I miss Robin who
was Williams, Genie good morning
vietnam! but all
are just women and
men vulnerable as us
all in the end, but
we can remember
we can be inspired and
we can avoid the
same tragedies i hope
by vhs
i realize the world
has moved on while i watch it
do so around me
by vhs
right now is a song
by Van Halen but it is
also in reference
to what i am trying to
read right now which is called
get this title please
Ben Sasse's The Vanishing American Adult...
by vhs
i am not too fond
of amazon because I
can picture this guy
making robots to
drink the coffee for you in
a cafe' and selling
the experience
of once having been going
to those coffee shops
by vhs of espresso banano
silent but deadly
i have heard of passing "it"
on but by God man
by vhs
I ripped a good one.
No one is here to smell it.
Silent forest farts.
by Anonymous Poet
Cook me when I die
Feed me to the upper crust
An elegant brunch
by Mandingo Ebola of
think of this site as
a sort of haiku twitter
but no registry
off the cuff, an on
line poetry slam where folks
can post....whatever
i mean whatever!
by vhs
excuse me TECMO Bowl...
by vhs
i understand football
i don't watch it much but i
like it when i do
i don't know the teams
but i like an old game called
Techno Bowl on the
Original NES...
yes there are video games
in haiku on here
by vhs
Old Doctor Who, the
monster was made out of bubble
wrap and special lighting
new Doctor Who the
monster is state of the art
CGI and often better
than Hollywood stuff now
by vhs
i wonder if there's
anyone using old comps
like Apple IIs or
c-64s, or things like
that, look up commodore 64
games on Yo-Tube there
imagine a REAL flop
disc, real like bendy THAT'S how
we did it old school
by vhs
Simultaneous
masturbation festival
it's nearly bed time
by df
it seems like would be
stand up comedians who
are guys mostly right
now, sort of a kind
of philosopher and a
guy who might be a
real philosopher
professionally (he is now)
posting stuff on here
by vhs of hint hint ;)
Verifying disc.
System recovery set.
Shit takes forever.
by df
I don't think I'd like
barbequed iguana sounds
silly folks from there
would eat such a thing
but oh those silly 1980s
trickle down money...
by vhs
What the fuck kind of
dumb name is Shia LaBeouf
any Goddamn way.
by df
Wall of Voodoo did
a song called "Mexican
Radio". it was odd
but i find stuff like
that fun, and i post that so
folks might look it up
by vhs
Ass ramming cream pie
chocolate puff ball boner
blow up doll wizard.
by df
Thank God for steroids.
Or science or whatever.
Nasal Olympics.
by df
fucking allergies
that time of year I suppose
strange tropical funk
ha ha ha ha CHU!
blow honk spray nasal snot mist
sorry about that
by df
Who knows vhs
Maybe you'll start a new site
May all your seeds sprout
by dvd
the artist needs angst
to get their mojo workin'
fuel on the bonfire
by ash
despite all this bad
stuff in the world today i
know one thing, like
Selene in the flick
Underworld, lady heroes
like Wonder Woman
KICK ASS
by vhs
i once read poems
at a little circle of
folks that somehow seemed
well, off, and this jolt
of survival instinct kicked
in, i left and soon
after the group broke up
by vhs
I'm wondering if
this website fits in with stuff
i need to let go
by vhs
well you know like those
pringles you can't eat just one
you have to post one
more haikuish thing
by vhs
one last post then the
exercise routine, keeps me
going, keeps me sane
need.....more......exercise...
by vhs
alanis morrisette
is overshadowed by katy
perry, also ironic
by Anonymous Poet
irony would be
a nice thing to bring back but
the irony is things
are too scary to be
ironic anymore which is
very ironic don't you think?
wish all we had to
be concerned about was rain
on one''s wedding day
by vhs
people throw away
their old movies for the bright
new shiny thing and
realize later on
the things they threw out there's a
collector's market now
same with my star wars
toys from Kenner i gave away
well money money
by vhs
well creation has
to keep coming, tides still wash
sea glass and sea shells
like clockwork despite
all the silly and scary things man
does such as causes junk
to wash up as well
by vhs
i'm procrastinating
I've things to do, and it's like
having the old game
system out and realizing
the clock is now at noon and
breakfast is soon done
it's lunch
by vhs
the mot terrifying
times in my life are letting some
not so great thing go
but when i do, it
feels like, why didn't i
do that long ago???
by vhs
one day seems like the
worst ever but like a quilt
it adds to the whole
thing of the piece, each
square, good times, bad times
dull times, quiet times
a human life all
display for insight and memory
a weaved tapestry
of time
by vhs