Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56762
testicular binocular tripod survey instrumentation festivities
all ac/dc songs sound like someone is having a really difficult time on the toilet
zit pus culture high society tea drinkers pretending to be British, but down under they drink ball sweat from down under my balls

well, it was 3 lines anyway

i prefer the chili peppers
especially on pizza
hemhorridoids be damned

hem horridoids on steroids bulking up, singing badly, and bench pressing more than I can
bastards
Haiku #56762
Posted: June 7, 2017 10:05 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet