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Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Check out that fine ass!
Fodder for a great haiku!
You see, I was right!
Haiku # 54395, September 12, 2016 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dingleberry pie.
Just like grandma used to make.
Please hold the TP.
Haiku # 54394, September 12, 2016 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mexican Haiku.
I should post some donkey porn.
Drug wars and spam bots.

Eeyore's Vacation.
Tijuana freak show gig.
He came back smiling.
Haiku # 54393, September 12, 2016 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tasty taco treats
also tasty lemon treats
they are so tasty
Haiku # 54392, September 12, 2016 1:36 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
It's been many years
Since I've been on Bad Haiku
Why did I return?
Haiku # 54390, September 12, 2016 1:15 am ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
You should not complain.
And you thought you had blue balls.
Do not mess with smurfs.
Haiku # 54389, September 11, 2016 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
visit us
Haiku # 54386, September 11, 2016 4:19 pm ET
by Marco Haga of Usa
last one i promise
anything else in person
bird bird bird's the word
Haiku # 54384, September 11, 2016 4:15 am ET
by tv of close?
so as i am raised
so is that ancient serpent
anyway fuck him
Haiku # 54383, September 11, 2016 4:13 am ET
by tv of close?
heat pressure cool it
the sword is forming quickly
see what i mean now?
Haiku # 54382, September 11, 2016 4:11 am ET
by tv of close?
when the energy
passes through stages of sin
it becomes metal
Haiku # 54381, September 11, 2016 4:10 am ET
by tv of close?
let it
let it
let it
Haiku # 54380, September 11, 2016 4:08 am ET
by tv of close?
otherwise it's just
a puddle of white
sticky viscous goo
Haiku # 54379, September 11, 2016 4:08 am ET
by tv of close?
alot i know but
i can't help but discharge it
psychic orgasm
Haiku # 54378, September 11, 2016 4:06 am ET
by tv of close?
expect confession
i bring forth living water
harmonic time wave
Haiku # 54377, September 11, 2016 4:04 am ET
by tv of close?
temperance as i
crack open another beer
not sure if dreaming
Haiku # 54376, September 11, 2016 4:02 am ET
by tv of close?
once a dad always
even if it's far away
still fucks you up though
Haiku # 54375, September 11, 2016 3:54 am ET
by tv of close?
lol jk
idk about dating
women freak me out
Haiku # 54374, September 11, 2016 3:52 am ET
by tv of close?
hello eleven
it is me the number one
i am half but not
Haiku # 54373, September 11, 2016 3:50 am ET
by tv of close?
infinity, ten
is just the number zero
with a little twist
Haiku # 54372, September 11, 2016 3:48 am ET
by tv of close?
merger
merger
merger
Haiku # 54371, September 11, 2016 3:45 am ET
by tv of close?
whoops i'm out of space
oh well i don't like it there
oh my god seven
Haiku # 54370, September 11, 2016 3:44 am ET
by tv of close?
i drank my own blood
the cure too is contagious
i found a way out
Haiku # 54369, September 11, 2016 3:41 am ET
by tv of close?
same ocean different wave
the seal of the living one
right on his shoulders
Haiku # 54368, September 11, 2016 3:36 am ET
by tv of close?
so how soon is now
conserve what i liberate
oh yeah i speak in tongues
Haiku # 54367, September 11, 2016 3:34 am ET
by tv of close?
i can drink poison
i charm snakes for a living
but they're getting bored
Haiku # 54366, September 11, 2016 3:32 am ET
by tv of close?
attention numbers
compressing information
pay me what you owe
Haiku # 54365, September 11, 2016 3:27 am ET
by tv of close?
shadows lurk a-broad ; )
light people eat the ember
what is repentance?
Haiku # 54364, September 11, 2016 3:21 am ET
by tv of close?
good haiku for you
one two three four five six sev-
whoops I'm out of space
Haiku # 54363, September 11, 2016 3:15 am ET
by tv of close?
numbers and letters
alternate universes
living together
Haiku # 54362, September 11, 2016 2:46 am ET
by Tightass Andronicus
We wonder some things:
What do the popes friends call him?
Has he a nickname?
Haiku # 54361, September 11, 2016 2:36 am ET
by Apollo Oh'hellno
lime juice and fishes
ceviche in Ventura
Mariela = Queen
Haiku # 54359, September 9, 2016 5:19 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
simple agenda
purchased by fine ceviche
I'm cheap and happy
Haiku # 54358, September 9, 2016 5:18 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
well i am not sure
where shit fits in the bible
or what to declare
Haiku # 54357, September 9, 2016 1:42 pm ET
by vhs
as to confessional poetry
i am no priest, hypocritical or uncorrupt...merely a fairly corrupt protestant listening to an unrepentant guy talk about his many adventures and thinking no one gives a shit or hoping someone does

it's interesting, carry on
Haiku # 54356, September 9, 2016 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
After much travel,
Aliens will be quite horny
They will stop for sex
Haiku # 54354, September 7, 2016 3:09 pm ET
by Optimistic Earthling
Ten pound box of shit
Wonder where I should mail it...
Maybe to Daphne.
Haiku # 54353, September 7, 2016 3:06 pm ET
by Smoke my pole you spamming poo ball
Procreate too late
Intimate ejaculate
Illegitimate
Haiku # 54351, September 6, 2016 10:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If aliens come
They will observe and not land.
Earth is quite toxic.

Its air and water
teeming with bacteria,
so ET won't come.

They might kill us
for what we have done as well
as our trash culture.

You can disagree,
but it would be cool, huh huh.
Yeah yeah, heh heh heh.
Haiku # 54350, September 6, 2016 10:08 pm ET
by df
Or a hot waitress.
Or one of those surfer chicks.
As long as not wife.

I need a blow job.
The kind that can make you scream.
I knew this one girl...
Haiku # 54349, September 6, 2016 6:42 pm ET
by df
She has a fat ass.
Graveyard shift secretary.
I'd make it jiggle.
Haiku # 54348, September 6, 2016 6:39 pm ET
by df
Fucking morning wood.
Thinking of fat wife's cousin.
Perky tits, young, dumb.
Haiku # 54347, September 6, 2016 6:37 pm ET
by df
overwhelming input
but a sense to let it all
go, and leave it be
Haiku # 54345, September 6, 2016 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
Will Trump start a war?
If so, then I'll vote for him.
Any war is good.
Haiku # 54344, September 6, 2016 9:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd suck a dick for
a really good hamburger
and some onion rings.
Haiku # 54343, September 6, 2016 9:47 am ET
by Wimpy
Hey hey, we're the monkeys.
Monkey around with flying monkeys.
They'll poo on you like pigeons.
They'll throw it at you too.
splat splat splat
Haiku # 54342, September 5, 2016 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want fly
You won't fly
What we should do?
Hay Hay..
Haiku # 54341, September 5, 2016 3:17 pm ET
by Daivied
Live in the earth
Live in the moon
Live where?
Damn!
Haiku # 54340, September 5, 2016 3:15 pm ET
by Brado
I support the war.
World Ward III against China.
Fought with viruses.

They'll puke up cat meat.
Suffocate under piles
of fake brand name shoes.

The few survivors
will be forced to eat shards of
crushed bootleg CD's.
Haiku # 54339, September 5, 2016 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Router and IP
Wi-fi and lan
Visit our site and
you will be know what is it 192.168.l.l
Haiku # 54335, September 5, 2016 6:45 am ET
by Lin of Berlin
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