Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Or a hot waitress.
Or one of those surfer chicks.
As long as not wife.

I need a blow job.
The kind that can make you scream.
I knew this one girl...
Haiku # 54349 September 6, 2016 6:42 pm ET
by df
She has a fat ass.
Graveyard shift secretary.
I'd make it jiggle.
Haiku # 54348 September 6, 2016 6:39 pm ET
by df
Fucking morning wood.
Thinking of fat wife's cousin.
Perky tits, young, dumb.
Haiku # 54347 September 6, 2016 6:37 pm ET
by df
overwhelming input
but a sense to let it all
go, and leave it be
Haiku # 54345 September 6, 2016 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
Will Trump start a war?
If so, then I'll vote for him.
Any war is good.
Haiku # 54344 September 6, 2016 9:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd suck a dick for
a really good hamburger
and some onion rings.
Haiku # 54343 September 6, 2016 9:47 am ET
by Wimpy
Hey hey, we're the monkeys.
Monkey around with flying monkeys.
They'll poo on you like pigeons.
They'll throw it at you too.
splat splat splat
Haiku # 54342 September 5, 2016 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want fly
You won't fly
What we should do?
Hay Hay..
Haiku # 54341 September 5, 2016 3:17 pm ET
by Daivied
Live in the earth
Live in the moon
Live where?
Damn!
Haiku # 54340 September 5, 2016 3:15 pm ET
by Brado
I support the war.
World Ward III against China.
Fought with viruses.

They'll puke up cat meat.
Suffocate under piles
of fake brand name shoes.

The few survivors
will be forced to eat shards of
crushed bootleg CD's.
Haiku # 54339 September 5, 2016 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Router and IP
Wi-fi and lan
Visit our site and
you will be know what is it 192.168.l.l
Haiku # 54335 September 5, 2016 6:45 am ET
by Lin of Berlin
website manager
reading my words in real time
we owe you monkeys
Haiku # 54334 September 5, 2016 5:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
India arrives
You should have seen it coming
grandma went without
Haiku # 54333 September 5, 2016 5:21 am ET
by Spamboticus Eroticus of Diplodocus ricotta cud
the sky in my heart
poops in the mouth of your brain
thank you, come again
Haiku # 54330 September 5, 2016 5:05 am ET
by Darth Figpucker's Mom of Sexy Underground Bunker
spider fucked you up
did not say"I am sorry."
deal with it bitches
Haiku # 54329 September 5, 2016 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Her dildo has a
one-coulomb capacitor
upgrade from kick start.

His pocket pussy
hydrogen fuel cell powered
polyurethane.

Masturbate guilt-free.
Environmentally clean.
Life-sized T-rex toy.

Pee-Wee Herman caught
again, but this time watching
3D Godzilla.
Haiku # 54326 September 4, 2016 8:48 pm ET
by df
This is so empty.
Devoid of all emotion.
And you do not care.


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.
.
.
.
.



"You" does not mean you;
No one in particular;
"you" in general.

vhs!
Haiku # 54325 September 4, 2016 11:14 am ET
by df
Eating out fat wife.
Familiar boring flavor.
It ain't butter scotch.
Haiku # 54324 September 4, 2016 10:57 am ET
by df
chicken sex not so
funny, poop, funny, horses
well i did know once of

LATEX PONY GIRL
but that's a real girl who wants
to be of burden
Haiku # 54323 September 4, 2016 10:55 am ET
by vhs
Beware the feces.
Carabao land mine hazards.
Lethal roads at night.

Here lies Jong Bong Fong.
Killed driving his bike through poop.
May he rest in peace.

He did not see it.
Eight hundred fifty pesos
for a new headlight.
Haiku # 54322 September 4, 2016 2:47 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
welcome paradise
made up by storytellers
market fundaments
Haiku # 54321 September 3, 2016 11:40 am ET
by vhs
Sit on the sideline...
Mercury Radiation
Marvin Gaye has dead
Haiku # 54320 September 3, 2016 5:36 am ET
by You head of the dead bed shed
You have been searching
traditional idea
with new recipient
Haiku # 54319 September 3, 2016 5:30 am ET
by Land of Liberty
Sound punishes us
Iceland volcano marble
Rock on my brother
Haiku # 54318 September 3, 2016 5:24 am ET
by Donkey of Monkey
But are they human?
No actualization!
They are only slaves.
Haiku # 54317 September 2, 2016 8:45 pm ET
by Self Expression
when it does come time
for robots to take away
low wage jobs from kids...

the whole wage slave gen
x thing seems to pale because
ideas vs tradition

the old plant closes
down, no pay phones, rental stores

poof, no kodak film
Haiku # 54316 September 2, 2016 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
If they were robots,
it would not be near as bad;
they are human slaves.
Haiku # 54315 September 2, 2016 10:25 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
if one could get the
spambots to say the name backwards
would they self destruct?

like a certain guy
in the superman comics
that was a trickster
Haiku # 54314 September 1, 2016 10:07 pm ET
by vhs
I'm wondering if a
computer server is in
a sort of digitized

seizure trying to
remember all these random codes
being spit out on here
Haiku # 54313 September 1, 2016 10:03 pm ET
by vhs
there is a method
to these random spammer names
like myxlwigpics.

If you google them
you'll find them on other boards
with more spam, of course.

My penis fell off.
Leprosy isn't so bad.
No fat wife begging.
Haiku # 54312 September 1, 2016 7:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Would you rather have
intestinal parasites
or read this poem?
Haiku # 54301 August 31, 2016 1:59 am ET
by DF
tucker carlson on
tv talking to this blonde strong
willed writer trashing

liberals again...
Haiku # 54300 August 30, 2016 10:24 am ET
by vhs
Walking from the bar,
I stepped in buffalo poop,
1:00 a.m. and drunk.

It oozed through sandals,
covering my sunburned feet,
and I did not mind.

Shooting stars passed by.
A lewd wish about young girls
far out of my league.

Dogs growled, barked, or whined
as I quietly passed by
wishing they would bite.

All of this is true.
Please take from it what you will.
Or just leave it here.
Haiku # 54299 August 29, 2016 9:46 pm ET
by DF
The open window
lets out a racket of farts
for neighbors to hear.
Haiku # 54298 August 29, 2016 9:27 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
and then he knifed him
self tired of hearing the
legalistic crap

consigning his soul
to hellfire over 5 bucks
on a contract signed
Haiku # 54295 August 29, 2016 12:35 pm ET
by vhs
Huffing super glue.
Getting drunk on cough syrup.
Paper bag spray paint.
http://www.dbalmax-reviews.com/
Haiku # 54294 August 29, 2016 9:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 54293 August 29, 2016 4:00 am ET
by Dianabol for sale of California
Feather duster worms.
Dry out and crush their remains.
Snort them like cocaine.

The ghosts of demons
dance naked in your left ear,
giving you orders.

Obey completely.
Do exactly as you're told.
Otherwise you'll die.
Haiku # 54292 August 29, 2016 12:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Something to ponder;
If French people eat French toast,
do they call it "toast?"
Haiku # 54291 August 29, 2016 12:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Well, if it is French,
then it must be poetry.
Watch Killing Zoe.

There is a French whore
asking to be shat upon.
It sounds beautiful!
Haiku # 54290 August 28, 2016 8:39 pm ET
by DF
if you pull your damn
t-shirt over your head one
more time well you know

we need to reduce
the crappucino intake
to reduce relapse
Haiku # 54288 August 27, 2016 11:42 am ET
by vhs
I should go get drunk.
And then cheat on my fat wife.
Instead of working.
Haiku # 54287 August 27, 2016 7:46 am ET
by df
Almost 20 years.
I would expect an upgrade.
The same as a spouse.
Haiku # 54286 August 27, 2016 3:29 am ET
by df
eepruoyt will now treat us to SEO spam. Or sites done in India. Or something. It's obvious.
Haiku # 54285 August 27, 2016 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exclamation Point!
One comma; semicolon
So, do you love me?
Haiku # 54284 August 27, 2016 3:14 am ET
by Haveshingles Shecola
Almost twenty years
That's ancient for a website
What can you expect?
Haiku # 54282 August 26, 2016 11:14 pm ET
by Mandongo Play Bongo
Sure, allow hot-links,
but do not allow smart quotes
or apostrophes.

Makes a lot of sense.
This site is made for spammers.
Or so it seems like.

A conspiracy!
It reflects the universe.
Not sure which is worse.

Poetry and life.
They should reflect each other.
And indeed they do.

Leech-like parasites.
Spammers, haters, and poets.
Feeding off themselves.

Cannibalistic.
Native jungle tribe stew pot.
Hannibal Lecter.

I'll have the liver,
with a side of fava beans,
and nice chianti.

Upgrade this website.
Make posts public, but log in
required to post.

DUH!


Haiku # 54281 August 26, 2016 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need oleo.
Oleo for my bunghole.
Do you have TP?

Bring me your TP!
My bunghole will be angry!
Are you threat'ning me?!
Haiku # 54277 August 26, 2016 9:51 pm ET
by The Great Cornholio of Lake Titicaca
I miss you in the night
but you forgot me in the day
heart broken
Haiku # 54276 August 26, 2016 9:41 pm ET
by Nisa of San Jose
the risk click on this
to what, to where, the blind path
the alley mugged on
Haiku # 54275 August 26, 2016 6:59 pm ET
by vhs
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