Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54326
Her dildo has a
one-coulomb capacitor
upgrade from kick start.

His pocket pussy
hydrogen fuel cell powered
polyurethane.

Masturbate guilt-free.
Environmentally clean.
Life-sized T-rex toy.

Pee-Wee Herman caught
again, but this time watching
3D Godzilla.
Haiku #54326
Posted: September 4, 2016 8:48 pm ET
Poet & location: df