Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54277
I need oleo.
Oleo for my bunghole.
Do you have TP?

Bring me your TP!
My bunghole will be angry!
Are you threat'ning me?!
Haiku #54277
Posted: August 26, 2016 9:51 pm ET
Poet & location: The Great Cornholio of Lake Titicaca