Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

temperance as i
crack open another beer
not sure if dreaming
Haiku # 54376, September 11, 2016 4:02 am ET
by tv of close?
once a dad always
even if it's far away
still fucks you up though
Haiku # 54375, September 11, 2016 3:54 am ET
by tv of close?
lol jk
idk about dating
women freak me out
Haiku # 54374, September 11, 2016 3:52 am ET
by tv of close?
hello eleven
it is me the number one
i am half but not
Haiku # 54373, September 11, 2016 3:50 am ET
by tv of close?
infinity, ten
is just the number zero
with a little twist
Haiku # 54372, September 11, 2016 3:48 am ET
by tv of close?
merger
merger
merger
Haiku # 54371, September 11, 2016 3:45 am ET
by tv of close?
whoops i'm out of space
oh well i don't like it there
oh my god seven
Haiku # 54370, September 11, 2016 3:44 am ET
by tv of close?
i drank my own blood
the cure too is contagious
i found a way out
Haiku # 54369, September 11, 2016 3:41 am ET
by tv of close?
same ocean different wave
the seal of the living one
right on his shoulders
Haiku # 54368, September 11, 2016 3:36 am ET
by tv of close?
so how soon is now
conserve what i liberate
oh yeah i speak in tongues
Haiku # 54367, September 11, 2016 3:34 am ET
by tv of close?
i can drink poison
i charm snakes for a living
but they're getting bored
Haiku # 54366, September 11, 2016 3:32 am ET
by tv of close?
attention numbers
compressing information
pay me what you owe
Haiku # 54365, September 11, 2016 3:27 am ET
by tv of close?
shadows lurk a-broad ; )
light people eat the ember
what is repentance?
Haiku # 54364, September 11, 2016 3:21 am ET
by tv of close?
good haiku for you
one two three four five six sev-
whoops I'm out of space
Haiku # 54363, September 11, 2016 3:15 am ET
by tv of close?
numbers and letters
alternate universes
living together
Haiku # 54362, September 11, 2016 2:46 am ET
by Tightass Andronicus
We wonder some things:
What do the popes friends call him?
Has he a nickname?
Haiku # 54361, September 11, 2016 2:36 am ET
by Apollo Oh'hellno
lime juice and fishes
ceviche in Ventura
Mariela = Queen
Haiku # 54359, September 9, 2016 5:19 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
simple agenda
purchased by fine ceviche
I'm cheap and happy
Haiku # 54358, September 9, 2016 5:18 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
well i am not sure
where shit fits in the bible
or what to declare
Haiku # 54357, September 9, 2016 1:42 pm ET
by vhs
as to confessional poetry
i am no priest, hypocritical or uncorrupt...merely a fairly corrupt protestant listening to an unrepentant guy talk about his many adventures and thinking no one gives a shit or hoping someone does

it's interesting, carry on
Haiku # 54356, September 9, 2016 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
After much travel,
Aliens will be quite horny
They will stop for sex
Haiku # 54354, September 7, 2016 3:09 pm ET
by Optimistic Earthling
Ten pound box of shit
Wonder where I should mail it...
Maybe to Daphne.
Haiku # 54353, September 7, 2016 3:06 pm ET
by Smoke my pole you spamming poo ball
Procreate too late
Intimate ejaculate
Illegitimate
Haiku # 54351, September 6, 2016 10:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If aliens come
They will observe and not land.
Earth is quite toxic.

Its air and water
teeming with bacteria,
so ET won't come.

They might kill us
for what we have done as well
as our trash culture.

You can disagree,
but it would be cool, huh huh.
Yeah yeah, heh heh heh.
Haiku # 54350, September 6, 2016 10:08 pm ET
by df
Or a hot waitress.
Or one of those surfer chicks.
As long as not wife.

I need a blow job.
The kind that can make you scream.
I knew this one girl...
Haiku # 54349, September 6, 2016 6:42 pm ET
by df
She has a fat ass.
Graveyard shift secretary.
I'd make it jiggle.
Haiku # 54348, September 6, 2016 6:39 pm ET
by df
Fucking morning wood.
Thinking of fat wife's cousin.
Perky tits, young, dumb.
Haiku # 54347, September 6, 2016 6:37 pm ET
by df
overwhelming input
but a sense to let it all
go, and leave it be
Haiku # 54345, September 6, 2016 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
Will Trump start a war?
If so, then I'll vote for him.
Any war is good.
Haiku # 54344, September 6, 2016 9:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd suck a dick for
a really good hamburger
and some onion rings.
Haiku # 54343, September 6, 2016 9:47 am ET
by Wimpy
Hey hey, we're the monkeys.
Monkey around with flying monkeys.
They'll poo on you like pigeons.
They'll throw it at you too.
splat splat splat
Haiku # 54342, September 5, 2016 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want fly
You won't fly
What we should do?
Hay Hay..
Haiku # 54341, September 5, 2016 3:17 pm ET
by Daivied
Live in the earth
Live in the moon
Live where?
Damn!
Haiku # 54340, September 5, 2016 3:15 pm ET
by Brado
I support the war.
World Ward III against China.
Fought with viruses.

They'll puke up cat meat.
Suffocate under piles
of fake brand name shoes.

The few survivors
will be forced to eat shards of
crushed bootleg CD's.
Haiku # 54339, September 5, 2016 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Router and IP
Wi-fi and lan
Visit our site and
you will be know what is it 192.168.l.l
Haiku # 54335, September 5, 2016 6:45 am ET
by Lin of Berlin
website manager
reading my words in real time
we owe you monkeys
Haiku # 54334, September 5, 2016 5:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
India arrives
You should have seen it coming
grandma went without
Haiku # 54333, September 5, 2016 5:21 am ET
by Spamboticus Eroticus of Diplodocus ricotta cud
the sky in my heart
poops in the mouth of your brain
thank you, come again
Haiku # 54330, September 5, 2016 5:05 am ET
by Darth Figpucker's Mom of Sexy Underground Bunker
spider fucked you up
did not say"I am sorry."
deal with it bitches
Haiku # 54329, September 5, 2016 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Her dildo has a
one-coulomb capacitor
upgrade from kick start.

His pocket pussy
hydrogen fuel cell powered
polyurethane.

Masturbate guilt-free.
Environmentally clean.
Life-sized T-rex toy.

Pee-Wee Herman caught
again, but this time watching
3D Godzilla.
Haiku # 54326, September 4, 2016 8:48 pm ET
by df
This is so empty.
Devoid of all emotion.
And you do not care.


.
.
.
.
.
.



"You" does not mean you;
No one in particular;
"you" in general.

vhs!
Haiku # 54325, September 4, 2016 11:14 am ET
by df
Eating out fat wife.
Familiar boring flavor.
It ain't butter scotch.
Haiku # 54324, September 4, 2016 10:57 am ET
by df
chicken sex not so
funny, poop, funny, horses
well i did know once of

LATEX PONY GIRL
but that's a real girl who wants
to be of burden
Haiku # 54323, September 4, 2016 10:55 am ET
by vhs
Beware the feces.
Carabao land mine hazards.
Lethal roads at night.

Here lies Jong Bong Fong.
Killed driving his bike through poop.
May he rest in peace.

He did not see it.
Eight hundred fifty pesos
for a new headlight.
Haiku # 54322, September 4, 2016 2:47 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
welcome paradise
made up by storytellers
market fundaments
Haiku # 54321, September 3, 2016 11:40 am ET
by vhs
Sit on the sideline...
Mercury Radiation
Marvin Gaye has dead
Haiku # 54320, September 3, 2016 5:36 am ET
by You head of the dead bed shed
You have been searching
traditional idea
with new recipient
Haiku # 54319, September 3, 2016 5:30 am ET
by Land of Liberty
Sound punishes us
Iceland volcano marble
Rock on my brother
Haiku # 54318, September 3, 2016 5:24 am ET
by Donkey of Monkey
But are they human?
No actualization!
They are only slaves.
Haiku # 54317, September 2, 2016 8:45 pm ET
by Self Expression
when it does come time
for robots to take away
low wage jobs from kids...

the whole wage slave gen
x thing seems to pale because
ideas vs tradition

the old plant closes
down, no pay phones, rental stores

poof, no kodak film
Haiku # 54316, September 2, 2016 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
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