don't get me started
on the culture of food when...
man started thinking
with his cultural
gut, then the brain went out the
windows 95 thing...
by vhs
I don't get Asians.
Thai food is sooo fucking good.
Yet they like McD!                                
"USA is good!
Crappy ground dog meat gourmet!
Me so upper class."                                  
Makes me want to puke.
Spam is a delicacy?!
They must all be high.                                  
Modern Asian food,
It is pure fucking poison.
Eat at your own risk.                                        
Find an old dirt road.
Walk to the "Grandma Cafe".
Food so good I cried.                                        
by df
Oh, I like that name!
"Oh, you, oh poo" is sexy!
Too bad you are spam.
by df
If Jesus did it,
I know you can do it too.
We're better than God.
Funny thing is that
we likely taste better too.
Bland bread and cheap wine.
I should bring squirt cheese
and a fifth of Thunderbird.
The priest would just shit!
Holy improvement!
He's never tasted better!
... Father forgive me.
by df
Do not kill yourself.
That's an unforgiven sin.
Allow us to help.
We'll kill you instead.
Then we will cook and eat you.
You won't go to waste.
Fattened soft poets.
Juicier than Kobe beef.
Slow roasted all day.
Sizzling fat sounds.
The last whine you'll ever make.
The body and blood.
by df is in nead of you to die for his sins.
the novelty has
worn off but over time it
can become some fun
by vhs
i'm going to whine
again, but not kill myself
this is irony
by vhs
I burned a haiku.
I wrote it down and lit it.
It screamed horribly.
by df
I parked a booger.
Right upon the bathroom wall.
It was disgusting.
Though it's no surprise
that I then returned to find
many more boogers.
I counted seven.
It was a booger party.
Great minds think alike.
by df
This cannot be seen.
An invisible haiku.
The first of its kind.
by df
Why would I want that?
I do not want to be hard.
But my fat wife does.
by Darth Figpucker likes to make an ass of himself.
Draw from the Dark Side.
Take power from others' pain.
Drink the tears of "friends".
Their incompetence
allows for opportunity
to find replacements.
Buy a meat grinder.
Keep it well-oiled and clean.
Use them for sausage.
Why aren't there any
cannibalistic Sith Lords?
I guess I'm the first.
by df of feel the hate, it gives you power!.... I farted.
apoplexia
serveth no purposeth
swingeth a wide dick
by Lush
may i submit joy
via jolly crapulence?
emasculate d(e)a[r]th
by Lush of interchangeable letters
ill lamentation
and self annihilation
have enslaved BH
by Lush
I feel not but shame.
To live on earth as human.
Better a tape worm.
by df
Hunter shot himself
to avoid a painful death,
not 'cause of Nixon!
"People have got to know whether or not their president's a chicken fucker. Well, I'm not a chicken fucker!" -- Nixon
by df
I made yo momma!
And then yo momma made you.
Luke, I'm yo daddy!
".... Aw, hell nawwwww!"
by df
to the one who must
compare to the other when
hunter s. thompson
saw nixon die then
did he blow his mind out in a
space of his own then
enemies defined
by one another, the point
others do not make
us
by vhs
Incomplete sentence.
Self-referring poetry.
All merit voided.
by df
Why can't we all die?
Earth would be a better place.
No strip malls in sight.
by df
The vast ocean shore.
The crashing waves lullaby.
Singing to no one.
by df
after all these years
greg has the touch
still suave as fuck
by justforSU of /r/stevenuniverse
i miss gen x but
kurt cobain is dead and there's
a zeitgeist shift when
some voice passes on
others have to take their place
who will replace you?
by vhs
ego likes to talk
it lacks insight then it dies
what else to say here
by vhs
I am obnoxious.
That is an understatement
Poetry is dumb.
by Darth Figpucker of The High Vogon Poetry Counsel
"Is she a squirter?"
Vaginal detonation,
what it should be called.
by df
Marital hindrance.
Double arrow insertion.
Fucking molecules!
by Darth Figpucker
Saturday night blues
It's not something I would choose
Can't even drink booze
by Anonymous Poet
I tried MMA
It did not go very well
Got my ass kicked bad
by Anonymous Poet
I need a jet pack.
But Amazon or Ebay?
What do you suggest?
by Darth Figpucker
Christ, you're a pussy.
A whiny little bitch-boy.
Go get a sex change.
On the other hand,
To expect more from poets,
That is just stupid.
To man the fuck up,
it is just not possible,
not for a poet.
by df
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by David of New York, NY
one man takes over
a haiku website and ads
and i post here too
by vhs
I have your child.
But that's the way life goes, Ace.
I'll name him Barrack.
Yours,
Amy
by Amy the Whore
This is for a girl I slept with who didn't tell me she was dating my best friend. No one speaks to her anymore.
Amy, a raging whore.
Lying on back with legs spread.
You are not missed.
by Ace of Louisville KY
Customers file in
Mop, stock, check, and sell crack pipes
Convenience store blues
by Partial Recall of USA
This is a small font.
You can barely make it out.
Ha ha fucking ha.
by Darth Figpucker
My wife is too fat.
Some young stud take her from me.
I'll make it worth it.
by Darth Figpucker
So much work to do.
And see what I am doing.
I should be fired.
by Darth Figpucker
Vector curvature.
Unit tangent binormal.
huh huh; "binormal".
Yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Heh heh, and you said "unit".
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oinng!
by Beavis and Butthead
measured charisma
engorged, targeted chasm
finessed curvature
by Lush
a past commander
penetrating hot targets
has my surrender
by Lush
Reciprocity
though quaint enough a concept
needn't apply here
by Lush
Do the polite thing.
Please give Bill a reach-around.
Though he won't for you.
by Darth Figpucker
despite STDs
i'd fuck WJC
'til the cow comes home
by Lush of Hilary's ShitList
please make my breath stink
as "hail to the chief" plays on
then analingus
by Lush of The Oval Orifice
Some men fuck chickens.
Thus they're called chicken fuckers.
Yet they don't approve.
by Darth Figpucker
I should not write this.
But, of course, you know I will.
See, now it is done.
by Darth Figpucker