Hunter shot himself
to avoid a painful death,
not 'cause of Nixon!
"People have got to know whether or not their president's a chicken fucker. Well, I'm not a chicken fucker!" -- Nixon
by df
I made yo momma!
And then yo momma made you.
Luke, I'm yo daddy!
".... Aw, hell nawwwww!"
by df
to the one who must
compare to the other when
hunter s. thompson
saw nixon die then
did he blow his mind out in a
space of his own then
enemies defined
by one another, the point
others do not make
us
by vhs
Incomplete sentence.
Self-referring poetry.
All merit voided.
by df
Why can't we all die?
Earth would be a better place.
No strip malls in sight.
by df
The vast ocean shore.
The crashing waves lullaby.
Singing to no one.
by df
after all these years
greg has the touch
still suave as fuck
by justforSU of /r/stevenuniverse
i miss gen x but
kurt cobain is dead and there's
a zeitgeist shift when
some voice passes on
others have to take their place
who will replace you?
by vhs
ego likes to talk
it lacks insight then it dies
what else to say here
by vhs
I am obnoxious.
That is an understatement
Poetry is dumb.
by Darth Figpucker of The High Vogon Poetry Counsel
"Is she a squirter?"
Vaginal detonation,
what it should be called.
by df
Marital hindrance.
Double arrow insertion.
Fucking molecules!
by Darth Figpucker
Saturday night blues
It's not something I would choose
Can't even drink booze
by Anonymous Poet
I tried MMA
It did not go very well
Got my ass kicked bad
by Anonymous Poet
I need a jet pack.
But Amazon or Ebay?
What do you suggest?
by Darth Figpucker
Christ, you're a pussy.
A whiny little bitch-boy.
Go get a sex change.
On the other hand,
To expect more from poets,
That is just stupid.
To man the fuck up,
it is just not possible,
not for a poet.
by df
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by David of New York, NY
one man takes over
a haiku website and ads
and i post here too
by vhs
I have your child.
But that's the way life goes, Ace.
I'll name him Barrack.
Yours,
Amy
by Amy the Whore
This is for a girl I slept with who didn't tell me she was dating my best friend. No one speaks to her anymore.
Amy, a raging whore.
Lying on back with legs spread.
You are not missed.
by Ace of Louisville KY
Customers file in
Mop, stock, check, and sell crack pipes
Convenience store blues
by Partial Recall of USA
This is a small font.
You can barely make it out.
Ha ha fucking ha.
by Darth Figpucker
My wife is too fat.
Some young stud take her from me.
I'll make it worth it.
by Darth Figpucker
So much work to do.
And see what I am doing.
I should be fired.
by Darth Figpucker
Vector curvature.
Unit tangent binormal.
huh huh; "binormal".
Yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Heh heh, and you said "unit".
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oinng!
by Beavis and Butthead
measured charisma
engorged, targeted chasm
finessed curvature
by Lush
a past commander
penetrating hot targets
has my surrender
by Lush
Reciprocity
though quaint enough a concept
needn't apply here
by Lush
Do the polite thing.
Please give Bill a reach-around.
Though he won't for you.
by Darth Figpucker
despite STDs
i'd fuck WJC
'til the cow comes home
by Lush of Hilary's ShitList
please make my breath stink
as "hail to the chief" plays on
then analingus
by Lush of The Oval Orifice
Some men fuck chickens.
Thus they're called chicken fuckers.
Yet they don't approve.
by Darth Figpucker
I should not write this.
But, of course, you know I will.
See, now it is done.
by Darth Figpucker
What an honor!
Presidential scrotal sweat!
Please bang my wife next.
by Darth Figpucker
My balls are stinky.
I wiped them on her pillow.
Will her husband know?
by President Bill Clinton
A car is a wheeled, self-propelled motor vehicle used for transporting and a product of the
automotive industry.
by Benz Patent of NY
Awesome page you want someone, may also employ one, end up long term additional memory in life.
I Love SUVs
by SUVs Lover of https://plus.google.com/u/0/116015602465613220713/posts
I have to save cash.
So this means no prostitutes.
Mom, please send money.
by Darth Figpucker
oh it all started
with the arpanet and the
end of history
which is, history
by vhs
Do not be ashamed.
The internet is for porn.
The muppets know this.
Google image search:
Hillary Clinton's fat ass.
I am so turned on.
by Darth Figpucker
Flatulent old toad.
Bloated with methane swamp gas.
He farts from both ends.
by Darth Figpucker
My zipper opens,
revealing more about me
than I would care to.
by Darth Figpucker
the browser opens
revealing more about me
than the internet
by ash
Flatulence reverb
whilst in the surfing line-up.
Those in ear-shot laugh.
The thump is deeper.
Fiberglass amplifies bass.
The sharks stay away.
by Darth Figpucker
Hello!
by otwptyey of USA
He sells pricey coffee.
Yuppies love when he says "cheers".
It's not wrong to hate.
by Darth Figpucker
and if or but these
days fear rules the waves and eats
the electorate
by vhs
so it goes he said
but he saw dresden burn and
wondered why he lived...
by vhs
Vonnegut is dead
His words are all that remains
"So it goes" they say
by Anonymous Poet