Vonnegut is dead
His words are all that remains
"So it goes" they say

A butterfly shat
on the imported taco
of Donald Trump's wife.

She washed it right down
with cheap generic vodka
and belched quite loudly.

Her boyfriend stopped by
and they had sex all night long
while Donald just snored.

I recall stealing
Playboys from the Get-N-Go
when I was a lad.

Many a fond wank
was to be had in those days.
Now, goat porn dot com.

They want their ipads.
We wanted our MTV.
What was before that?

Lays potato chips.
Monster trucks and drag racing.
Weaponized herpes.

Going for a beer.
I'll write a dirty haiku,
just for the waitress.

I'll keep you posted.
Jut please do not tell my wife.
She would be angry.

She hates me enough.
Lets not give her more reason.
On the other hand...

Who gives a rats ass.
Damned if I do or do not.
That waitress is hot!

The dog licked himself.
And he was rather content.
Could you say the same?

Haiku Subtlety
is pointless on this website
so I'll spell it out.

So you can feel good,
If you need an audience,
the dog has you beat.

Go write some haiku
and flush them down the toilet.
That is your homework.

The greatest boxer
was not Ali, but Jim Jones.
One punch killed hundreds.

i wonder if the
spam ads count as part of the
art of this website

Jane Goodall is mean.
She taught Chimps to use dildos.
And then sign "I came".

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have a drink for me
i spent too much money on
a used car repair

I did my own thing.
Better than her doing it.
My thing is happy.

final syllable
in last abomination
should've read as "stench"

filthy signature
calligraphic turd emblem
witnesseth the smell

coprophilia
brown love dare not speak its name
reduced to signing

the upstream feces
an ineluctable force
woe is the downstream

falling overboard
nude with a turtlin' dookie
ahoy down below

do i go along with
the joke and respond or do
i do my own thing??????

My wife is too fat.
I don't want to fuck her now.
What am I to do?

i had a poem
on my mind but now it slips
what i was to say

Rio De Janeiro
Filthy rotten trash cesspool
Lets go for a swim

pour some sugar on
def leppard waits to hear the
sarcasm fly out

Coffee enima.
Do you take cream and sugar?
That one lump or two?

i drink coffee and
i drink more coffee and then
write stuff about it

There is a spider
I opened up my asshole
It crawled right inside

I don't have any eyes
Accidentally ate glass
Now I have no tongue

I'd lose a finger
to lose the ring that's attached
and free my penis.

That's spontaneous.
I don't know where that came from.
Or maybe I do.

Priorities suck.
Sacrifices FOR children.
Not like Abraham.

Except for one ring,
I am completely naked
reading about poop.

Pooping in buckets.
So, like, where else would one poop
if not in a bucket?

Since you're getting old,
put it on your bucket list.
Call it a shit list.

I'm glad I'm naked
in an electric fan breeze
blowing on my balls.

how the hell can one
take a health clinic serious
if there's "mayo" in

the name of the place
fat on sandwiches reducing
chance at ill health?

well also there's these new
channels on tv, viceland
people poop in buckets

skating, rebel gen
x crap for millenials
and of course, skating

well if you give your
own self a blowjob is that
not cannibalism?

well you are eating
yourself...terrible joke you
know really, ah hell

Eating itself up.
Like a gay contortionist.
Christ, I am tasteless.

and is this bboard
eating itself up sadly
early, late and speed

And self-fucking men
are more poetic than, say,
bad haiku dot com.

Self-referenced poems
are more gay than a pile
of fat men fucking.

Humans should all die.
They've not one good quality.
This, for example.

there were once bboards
people posted about things
now robots post things

who needs viagra
from bangladesh when the world
has turned satired

well this is the world
of the future people who
have no sense of

history making
our computers, tablets and
devices to rule

Why are poets gay?
They think pens are penises.
And so hold them close.

Masturbating rules!
Spanking it beats sex with you.
He said to his wife.

I suck hamburgers.
Erotic cow grease dribbles.
With condom French fries.

Ice cream lubricant.
Peanut butter and KY.
Inappropriate.

Balcony pot shot.
Ten story sex food aiming.
Various targets.

Security guard!
Seven hundred points.
He should wear a hat.

His wife just left him.
She is having an affair.
With his fat sister.

He would have been glad,
but now his ex will get half
the inheritance.

Ants in the tropics.
They get in one's underwear,
biting tender parts.

"You are so stupid."
"You are a worthless turd ball."
This ain't about you!

You just don't get it.
You should bungee jump sans rope.
No, I don't mean you.

The one behind you.
That's who I'm talking about.
No, the other one!

God! Fucking wake up.
Now pay attention shit bag.
This ain't about you!

Mandingleberry.
Ebola Cola toilet.
Bloody hemorrhage.

Refreshing virus
carbonated beverage
that just might kill you.

The death toll is past
Eleven thousand humans.
Will China be next?

Hating is pure work.
Battling an uphill force.
And work is stupid.

Here there is no hate.
Nor is there one ounce of love.
Only apathy.

But in a good way.
Prepare yourself to let go
all you fear to lose.

If you care too much,
then you are doomed to failure.
Time for me to poop.

The soul becomes dyed
with the color of its thoughts
M. Aurelius

Hating is lazy.
Relating requires more effort,
and real intellect.

So Darth, it's up to you;
you want this place to yourself?
keep on keeping on.

i like to keep it
going, sometimes it is fun
look in the mirror