Do the polite thing.
Please give Bill a reach-around.
Though he won't for you.

despite STDs
i'd fuck WJC
'til the cow comes home

please make my breath stink
as "hail to the chief" plays on
then analingus

Some men fuck chickens.
Thus they're called chicken fuckers.
Yet they don't approve.

I should not write this.
But, of course, you know I will.
See, now it is done.

What an honor!
Presidential scrotal sweat!
Please bang my wife next.

My balls are stinky.
I wiped them on her pillow.
Will her husband know?

A car is a wheeled, self-propelled motor vehicle used for transporting and a product of the automotive industry.

Awesome page you want someone, may also employ one, end up long term additional memory in life. I Love SUVs

I have to save cash.
So this means no prostitutes.
Mom, please send money.

oh it all started
with the arpanet and the
end of history

which is, history

Do not be ashamed.
The internet is for porn.
The muppets know this.

Google image search:
Hillary Clinton's fat ass.
I am so turned on.

Flatulent old toad.
Bloated with methane swamp gas.
He farts from both ends.

My zipper opens,
revealing more about me
than I would care to.

the browser opens
revealing more about me
than the internet

Flatulence reverb
whilst in the surfing line-up.
Those in ear-shot laugh.

The thump is deeper.
Fiberglass amplifies bass.
The sharks stay away.

Hello!

He sells pricey coffee.
Yuppies love when he says "cheers".
It's not wrong to hate.

and if or but these
days fear rules the waves and eats
the electorate

so it goes he said
but he saw dresden burn and
wondered why he lived...

Vonnegut is dead
His words are all that remains
"So it goes" they say

A butterfly shat
on the imported taco
of Donald Trump's wife.

She washed it right down
with cheap generic vodka
and belched quite loudly.

Her boyfriend stopped by
and they had sex all night long
while Donald just snored.

I recall stealing
Playboys from the Get-N-Go
when I was a lad.

Many a fond wank
was to be had in those days.
Now, goat porn dot com.

They want their ipads.
We wanted our MTV.
What was before that?

Lays potato chips.
Monster trucks and drag racing.
Weaponized herpes.

Going for a beer.
I'll write a dirty haiku,
just for the waitress.

I'll keep you posted.
Jut please do not tell my wife.
She would be angry.

She hates me enough.
Lets not give her more reason.
On the other hand...

Who gives a rats ass.
Damned if I do or do not.
That waitress is hot!

The dog licked himself.
And he was rather content.
Could you say the same?

Haiku Subtlety
is pointless on this website
so I'll spell it out.

So you can feel good,
If you need an audience,
the dog has you beat.

Go write some haiku
and flush them down the toilet.
That is your homework.

The greatest boxer
was not Ali, but Jim Jones.
One punch killed hundreds.

i wonder if the
spam ads count as part of the
art of this website

Jane Goodall is mean.
She taught Chimps to use dildos.
And then sign "I came".

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have a drink for me
i spent too much money on
a used car repair

I did my own thing.
Better than her doing it.
My thing is happy.

final syllable
in last abomination
should've read as "stench"

filthy signature
calligraphic turd emblem
witnesseth the smell

coprophilia
brown love dare not speak its name
reduced to signing

the upstream feces
an ineluctable force
woe is the downstream

falling overboard
nude with a turtlin' dookie
ahoy down below

do i go along with
the joke and respond or do
i do my own thing??????

My wife is too fat.
I don't want to fuck her now.
What am I to do?

i had a poem
on my mind but now it slips
what i was to say

Rio De Janeiro
Filthy rotten trash cesspool
Lets go for a swim

pour some sugar on
def leppard waits to hear the
sarcasm fly out

Coffee enima.
Do you take cream and sugar?
That one lump or two?

i drink coffee and
i drink more coffee and then
write stuff about it

There is a spider
I opened up my asshole
It crawled right inside

I don't have any eyes
Accidentally ate glass
Now I have no tongue

I'd lose a finger
to lose the ring that's attached
and free my penis.

That's spontaneous.
I don't know where that came from.
Or maybe I do.

Priorities suck.
Sacrifices FOR children.
Not like Abraham.

Except for one ring,
I am completely naked
reading about poop.

Pooping in buckets.
So, like, where else would one poop
if not in a bucket?

Since you're getting old,
put it on your bucket list.
Call it a shit list.

I'm glad I'm naked
in an electric fan breeze
blowing on my balls.

how the hell can one
take a health clinic serious
if there's "mayo" in

the name of the place
fat on sandwiches reducing
chance at ill health?