why are you afraid?
delete my haiku and prove
that they control you

Je m'adresse

this is thanksgiving
speaking the truth without fear
this home of the brave

what do you stand for?
falling leaves and setting sun
need right words, brave deeds

Are these refugees?
Or truly, are they settlers?
Who don't accept us

There is always hope
but They are intolerant
They need change, not us

It has been written
In the Quran you read it
"State and Religion"

This is not a faith
It's a system of control
An Islamic State

Islam is not good
Submission is what they want
For all to submit

been a long long while
and happy to see this site
still exists, i smile

been a long long while
and happy to see this site
still exists, i smile

yes, I call you out
protocol violation
counting important

Drunken monkey pants
Acting like you are not here
Assemble the leaches

Don't have anything
Nothing much for us to do
Maybe masturbate

Do you shame yourself?
You need professional help.
Consult my lobster.

Thanks to the guy
Who wrote that fucking shit spam
My point is proven

Fuck the goddamn world
People are just so shitty
A world full of fucks

not for one minute
should you give in and believe
this shit can't be fixed

Will you follow us?
We're going over the wall
To lands yet unknown

What What In The Butt.
It's so gay, but so catchy.
Catchy just like AIDS.

Surrounded by whores.
They love their crappy music.
Blistered vaginas.

a thousand assholes
can spoil an entire planet
the world is not fair

Fucking die, spammers.
It has all been said before.
Hope you die of AIDS.

Yes, I know that, Ash.
But it's fun to hate people.
Goddamn Eskimos!

seems you miss the point
muslims are not the problem
daesh need culling

Paris will soon mend.
Public guillotine Muslims.
I mean all of them.

is paris burning ?
how can this fix anything ?
this world is fucked up

Oh my Bad Haiku
You're now old enough to drink
Legally in ON

as interwebs go
this site goes beyond ancient
persistently bad

Can't believe
Nineteen years have passed
We still here

happy birthday you
internet prose graffiti
laboratory

so it's hey nineteen !
happy birthday bad haiku
we love you long time

I eat the undead
It is like recycling
Cannibalism

How is this site up?
Farts and poos from Auld Lang Syne
The stench makes me smile

Do not eat zombies.
They will make your breath smell bad.
Rather eat poets.

Turtle neck dick
Filled up with smegma
Free dick cheese

Big Trouble:

I didn't see it.
Should have had my eyes open.
Now, I regret it.

Go to hell lighter
You burned me too many times
I need attention

fuck off baby pants
you can't haiku like eye dew
try again later

forgot idea
never to be recaptured
should write that shit down

Watching Forest Gump
Wow, this retard has his own
Shrimp boating business

suck my ass you bitch
fart in my face and poo lots
lol jk

Dismiss the warnings
Ignore any instructions
Go full speed ahead

A white Horse fell in
A mud puddle slung mud on
Everyone around

dropped the bike again
abrasions to my right knee
libran symmetry

We will pay the price
for the evil we have done
19.99

Halloween sucks ass.
Jolly Ranchers in my pubes.
It's time for a trim.

Don't pay your taxes,
burn your house, move to Fiji,
start a porn website.

Sounds like fun
Kill for chocolate
Hail satan

Dress up like a fool.
Stuff your children with candy.
And worship Satan.

Human sacrifice.
Drowned in melted Hershey's bars.
Lucifer's smiling.

Raves and evil spells.
Drinking blood at an orgy
with Russian vodka.

I dressed as Laa-Laa
and gave out free LSD
on Flintstones tablets.