as interwebs go
this site goes beyond ancient
persistently bad

Can't believe
Nineteen years have passed
We still here

happy birthday you
internet prose graffiti
laboratory

so it's hey nineteen !
happy birthday bad haiku
we love you long time

I eat the undead
It is like recycling
Cannibalism

How is this site up?
Farts and poos from Auld Lang Syne
The stench makes me smile

Do not eat zombies.
They will make your breath smell bad.
Rather eat poets.

Turtle neck dick
Filled up with smegma
Free dick cheese

Big Trouble:

I didn't see it.
Should have had my eyes open.
Now, I regret it.

Go to hell lighter
You burned me too many times
I need attention

fuck off baby pants
you can't haiku like eye dew
try again later

forgot idea
never to be recaptured
should write that shit down

Watching Forest Gump
Wow, this retard has his own
Shrimp boating business

suck my ass you bitch
fart in my face and poo lots
lol jk

Dismiss the warnings
Ignore any instructions
Go full speed ahead

A white Horse fell in
A mud puddle slung mud on
Everyone around

dropped the bike again
abrasions to my right knee
libran symmetry

We will pay the price
for the evil we have done
19.99

Halloween sucks ass.
Jolly Ranchers in my pubes.
It's time for a trim.

Don't pay your taxes,
burn your house, move to Fiji,
start a porn website.

Sounds like fun
Kill for chocolate
Hail satan

Dress up like a fool.
Stuff your children with candy.
And worship Satan.

Human sacrifice.
Drowned in melted Hershey's bars.
Lucifer's smiling.

Raves and evil spells.
Drinking blood at an orgy
with Russian vodka.

I dressed as Laa-Laa
and gave out free LSD
on Flintstones tablets.

languid merriment
the syntax of addiction
synthetic morphine

the most hallowed eve
is just a Saturday night
sans John Travolta

my soul I done sought
retrieval from a demon
celebratory

fear not dear ash
molar missing hereabouts
never missed... mine

Hollow Helloween
Each of us is a monster
Making more madness

Happy Halloween!
I've been creating monsters.
They will destroy you.

Planet of the Apes
Zira is super sexy
Nothing wrong with you

Some might call it wrong,
but I can't help my feelings.
Monkeys are sexy.

Mike, please look at this
I've implanted a haiku
For you to ponder

dragon boat slingshot
doberman mitten hard hat
robot ham soap box

Although it is rude,
I fart loudly in public,
and then blame cancer.

I will also curse,
and then blame Tourrette's syndrome.
Lying is awesome!

I spread awareness,
while being a complete dick.
fuck! shit! {fart fart fart}.

This is the best burr
-ito I've ever eaten
yum yum yum yum yum

Wondering long time
Choices have consequences
Your mom has herpes

Here is my challenge;
If you look here , write something
Contribute to life

All of you love shirts
Become that thing from last week
Envy air and poof

behold my squirrel
sedated hate metaphor
come on back for more

But a well-paid skank!
Still all the Johnnies want me.
Although old and worn.

kretek tooth packing
eases my pain really well
but tastes fucking vile

Your life decision
Is changing from whore to skank
Congratulations

From whore to madam.
I'm making a huge life change.
And damn it pays good!

i note the tremors
subconscious volcanism
threatens to erupt

why am I so sad?
because I'm not happy like
I think I should be

There are too many
chickens in this world for one
man alone to fuck.

Yes I'm back, but I
See vacation in bondage
This is real torture

Holding my poop in
For five long days and long nights
Clog my friends bathroom

made it justin time
canada oh canada
trudeau or true d'oh ?

output of impulse
no thinking involved at all
easier this way

goodbye my molar
farewell old tooth thirty-five
not without a fight