Don't pay your taxes,
burn your house, move to Fiji,
start a porn website.

Sounds like fun
Kill for chocolate
Hail satan

Dress up like a fool.
Stuff your children with candy.
And worship Satan.

Human sacrifice.
Drowned in melted Hershey's bars.
Lucifer's smiling.

Raves and evil spells.
Drinking blood at an orgy
with Russian vodka.

I dressed as Laa-Laa
and gave out free LSD
on Flintstones tablets.

languid merriment
the syntax of addiction
synthetic morphine

the most hallowed eve
is just a Saturday night
sans John Travolta

my soul I done sought
retrieval from a demon
celebratory

fear not dear ash
molar missing hereabouts
never missed... mine

Hollow Helloween
Each of us is a monster
Making more madness

Happy Halloween!
I've been creating monsters.
They will destroy you.

Planet of the Apes
Zira is super sexy
Nothing wrong with you

Some might call it wrong,
but I can't help my feelings.
Monkeys are sexy.

Mike, please look at this
I've implanted a haiku
For you to ponder

dragon boat slingshot
doberman mitten hard hat
robot ham soap box

Although it is rude,
I fart loudly in public,
and then blame cancer.

I will also curse,
and then blame Tourrette's syndrome.
Lying is awesome!

I spread awareness,
while being a complete dick.
fuck! shit! {fart fart fart}.

This is the best burr
-ito I've ever eaten
yum yum yum yum yum

Wondering long time
Choices have consequences
Your mom has herpes

Here is my challenge;
If you look here , write something
Contribute to life

All of you love shirts
Become that thing from last week
Envy air and poof

behold my squirrel
sedated hate metaphor
come on back for more

But a well-paid skank!
Still all the Johnnies want me.
Although old and worn.

kretek tooth packing
eases my pain really well
but tastes fucking vile

Your life decision
Is changing from whore to skank
Congratulations

From whore to madam.
I'm making a huge life change.
And damn it pays good!

i note the tremors
subconscious volcanism
threatens to erupt

why am I so sad?
because I'm not happy like
I think I should be

There are too many
chickens in this world for one
man alone to fuck.

Yes I'm back, but I
See vacation in bondage
This is real torture

Holding my poop in
For five long days and long nights
Clog my friends bathroom

made it justin time
canada oh canada
trudeau or true d'oh ?

output of impulse
no thinking involved at all
easier this way

goodbye my molar
farewell old tooth thirty-five
not without a fight

Stupid fucking spam
Go get fucked roughly by a
Pig covered in shit

We need to get back
to the time we fucked chickens
instead of this shit.

Here's my video of me fucking a bunch of chickens on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

Fuck all these spammers
Fuck you reading this haiku
Fuck everyone

VW, Audi i Skoda to sa motoryzacyjne smieci. Zreszta teraz bankrutuja po ujamnieniu ich dzialalnosci po

All the sexies poop
Even the hot ones as well
All the good girls poop

Bad farts smell cheese like
Chef smells my dick cheeses too
Not very happy

Being a midget
Would suck a ton of big dicks
Easy to reach though

Vast feelings
Of homo-erotic
Nipple clamps

what's that brief buzzing ?
hark the lonely homophobe
project and deny...

fleet moronism
replete with bastard vision
Stifle it, Edith

Internet hoodlum
Repeating the the same old shit
He's bored with himself

Lobster love
Lobster sea pussy
Lobster shit

brace your tender hearts
tonight we storm the castle
wearing lobster suits

Fuck Halloween
Give out chocolate laxatives
Fuck little kids too

my obsession is
talking rodents in space ships
they could be my friends

Your obsession is
Homosexuality
Please get over it

Having bad day, huh?
Make fun of clowns, they get paid
For their awful lives

Eat beans on a boat.
Raft and fart are anagrams.
The catfish don't mind.

wash your dirty hands
rinse away your filthy day
never getting clean