Remember Underoos?
Now they make them for seniors.
Bullet proof Depends.

I would eat her out.
Then there was a period.
End of discussion.

I once shat myself.
In the WalMart checkout line.
These haiku are worse.

Everything is slowing down
River of no return
My eyes on the prize

Don't wanna be your reason
I'm no one's reason
Not under your spell no more

Christmas time is near
Hunker down, drink lots of beer
Ring in the new year

Oh God, I'm so high.
Don't forget to bring a towel.
You wanna get high?

Darth Figpucker the
Highly Inappropriate
enjoys enjambment...

among other things
such as torturing puppies
and Starbucks coffee.

Sticky toe jambment
is somehow in my undies.
Damn that wife of mine.

Don't speak of yourself
in the 2nd person as
though you're someone else.

That is just too weird
and you won't get elected
to be president.

Inappropriate.
Customer satisfaction.
Phallus substitute.

Playing games with time
Dropping most dopest sick rhyme
While sexting a mime

My Life Is But Clay
A Statue In The Making,
Always Evolving

Strange school janitor.
He scraped off all the boogers
from under the desks.

He stored them in jars.
But none will ever know why.
He was abducted.

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betonnen keukentablet

website punch repeat
code monkey loves your fat feet
saving you a seat

sorry to tell you
we will not get off this rock
maybe for better

You are meat for rats.
When you die, they will eat you,
if the worms are late.

I just ate rat meat.
It's really pretty decent.
But not so filling.

The whores all like it.
They say it can cure VD.
Why are they diseased?

We need a space ship.
A large colony transport.
Not a small fighter.

i remain haunted
you visit me in my dreams
and leave me empty

Donald Trump's problem?
Napoleon complex, duh.
('cause of his penis)

pair programming sucks
stupid startups think it's cool
yet they will all fail

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Masturbatory.
It sums up my life story.
Invest in Fleshlight.

Who threw up their lunch?
Does it splatter on his joint?
Please... don't wear make-up.

Buttered toast
Between my large thighs
Orgasmic

Who threw the first punch?
Does it matter at this point?
Please...kiss and make up.

I must disagree.
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)".
Somehow I doubt that.

*sleeping on sidewalks.
Shit, I cannot fucking type.
New keyboards don't help.

Run-over dead rats.
Children sleeping sidewalks.
And I want a beer.

So many topics.
But this is not about that.
This is about this.

It's time for more farts.
Always back to the basics.
What poems are for.

Farts are for poems.
Loud or sneaky, we love them.
Poems are for farts.

Sunsets and puppies.
Puppies launched from a cannon.
Watch how the sharks feed.

Grandma has a cock
It is a very rude bird
Shits on the sidewalk

Next year will improve.
China will start World War III.
Do not be afraid

Just join the commies.
Party members get more food.
Plastic rice tastes great!

You must have either
a tiny little man fist
or a huge dildo

My fist is
A good substitute
For dildo

I have penises.
Mine and all those in my butt.
Assuming those count.

I wrote a haiku.
It was really pretty good.
But I forgot it.

You got penises?
Yeah? Well, so does your sister.
Won't share them with me.

Your wife just did that.
She sucked my juicy pimple.
Oh, that was my dick.

My zits are larger.
And my penises oozes pus.
My zits squirt sperm cells.

Your pimple
Is very juicy
Suck it dry

I hate mosquitoes.
It's a sewage injection
with every bite.

Subcutaneous
cesspool infection pus sore
popped in McDonald's.

It's a rare honor.
The one US citizen
kicked out for grossness.

Maybe went too far
when I compared the pus to
their nasty mayonnaise.

But I do not care.
It made the fries taste better.
Fucking mosquitoes.

gross is as gross does
more than a fair share is here
elevate discourse

You write of poo much
Try some new territory
Urine, or oozing sores?

Try out this fun thing.
Put it on your bucket list.
Go poop in Asia.

You'll get no TP.
Only a water ladle.
And you need strong legs.

Don't get your pants wet.
You must keep them off the floor.
And roll up your shirt.

this is my planet.
indeed, it's my universe.
you should be leaving.

why are you afraid?
delete my haiku and prove
that they control you

Je m'adresse

this is thanksgiving
speaking the truth without fear
this home of the brave

what do you stand for?
falling leaves and setting sun
need right words, brave deeds

Are these refugees?
Or truly, are they settlers?
Who don't accept us

There is always hope
but They are intolerant
They need change, not us