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Haiku # 52786 July 30, 2015 12:47 pm ET
by Events in Phuket of uae
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Haiku # 52785 July 30, 2015 11:31 am ET
by ototototo of solo
Fucking computer.
"Please re-enter your password."
Re-enter my ass!
Haiku # 52784 July 30, 2015 9:20 am ET
by DF
What is that sweet song?
The ronin had eaten beans.
Does your nose not work?
Haiku # 52783 July 29, 2015 6:37 pm ET
by DF
haiku sweet haiku
onanistic idiom
take us as we come
Haiku # 52782 July 29, 2015 3:09 am ET
by ash
I want to burn all
poems that begin with "I".
Self-centered garbage!
Haiku # 52781 July 28, 2015 10:20 pm ET
by DF
I don't remember.
Is your mom a jelly fish?
Maybe I was drunk.
Haiku # 52780 July 28, 2015 10:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The talking dog said,
"Darth Figpucker touched your mom,"
and then I woke up.
Haiku # 52779 July 28, 2015 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What did the dogs say?
Was it a symposium
on the Higgs boson?

We don't need numbers.
They can be represented
by spatial figures.

The operators
take on entirely new
whatchamacallits.

The thingy-ma-jigs
are brutally randomized
like your mom's boyfriends.
Haiku # 52778 July 28, 2015 5:23 pm ET
by DF
our moist tongues explore
then I wake, soaked on the lawn
your sprinklers are on
Haiku # 52777 July 28, 2015 3:20 pm ET
by vince
Howdy there stranger.
Want to hear about my dream?
It had talking dogs.
Haiku # 52776 July 28, 2015 12:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
night ends on a truce
we sleep by dying embers
and trade warmth for dreams
Haiku # 52775 July 27, 2015 4:44 pm ET
by vince
night ends on a truce
we sleep by dying embers and trade warmth for dreams
Haiku # 52774 July 27, 2015 4:41 pm ET
by vince
Ash, you crack me up.
Laughter's much needed these days.
Damn the government.
Haiku # 52773 July 26, 2015 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
trim my turbinates
ream my nasal ostia
do it till i bleed
Haiku # 52772 July 26, 2015 2:32 am ET
by ash
Cincinnati Reds
New York Knicks, Dallas Cowboys
Edmonton Oilers
Haiku # 52771 July 26, 2015 1:18 am ET
by Overpaid Atheletes
I understand, Ash.
I was also raped by the
school librarian.
Haiku # 52770 July 25, 2015 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give away your stuff.
A computer and surfboard;
this is all you need.
Haiku # 52769 July 25, 2015 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
long words are okay
as they accurately paint
my recent trauma
Haiku # 52768 July 25, 2015 12:33 am ET
by ash
The use of large words
do not make for good haiku;
simplicity's lost.

And I'm forced to use
the Google dictionary.
Septoplasty porn!

Damn your big vocab.!
Some things cannot be unseen.
It's all your fault, ash!
Haiku # 52767 July 24, 2015 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so predictably
the pain of septoplasty
is nostril dharma
Haiku # 52766 July 23, 2015 8:08 pm ET
by ash
rotten ocean air
wafting like old walrus farts
assaulting nostrils
Haiku # 52765 July 23, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Grontor
Mad men make moonshine
Sad sisters selling sunshine
Bad beatnik bongos
Haiku # 52764 July 22, 2015 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This ain't calculus.
Food is neither tangential
nor is it for thought.

Please focus your mind.
Find meaning in the chaos.
You will see it's there.

Post pics of you wife
in her bra and underwear
then get back to me.
Haiku # 52763 July 21, 2015 2:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it isn't just me
says clang association
isn't poetry

in australia
psychiatrists might compare
echolalia

but is this valid ?
or tangential food for thought
eat my word salad
Haiku # 52762 July 21, 2015 10:21 am ET
by ash
I'm sublime in grime.
Give a dime to the lime mime.
It's no crime to rhyme.

(But it should be.)

Climb slime prime-time chime
"Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme."
El-Garfunk On-Sim.
Haiku # 52761 July 20, 2015 10:35 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of "evi1 - a novel about you" and your momma too
if rhymes go askew
honourable thing to do
haiku seppuku
Haiku # 52760 July 20, 2015 9:50 am ET
by ash
Now don't you forget
Rhyming can lead to regret
Making you upset
Haiku # 52759 July 20, 2015 12:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

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Haiku # 52758 July 19, 2015 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
Should my Haiku rhyme
Yes if I just had the time
I could make it rhyme
Haiku # 52757 July 18, 2015 11:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
God does not love you.
Do not pretend to love God;
He will hate you more.
Haiku # 52756 July 17, 2015 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
roasted polar bear
with a side of spotted owl
My favorite meal!
Haiku # 52755 July 17, 2015 6:15 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
International
pig-fucking competition
concession stand snacks.

Chitlins are nasty
but so are the contestants.
Can I get mayo?
Haiku # 52754 July 17, 2015 4:38 pm ET
by df of over your head
Were you expecting
that polar bears would survive
man-made extinction?!
Haiku # 52753 July 17, 2015 12:38 pm ET
by df
Polar bears vanish.
Forest fires. Record heat waves
Dead bees on my porch.
Haiku # 52752 July 17, 2015 12:39 am ET
by Tired of it all
What's more disturbing
than pregnant retarded girls?
I am at a loss.
Haiku # 52751 July 16, 2015 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here's the solution.
We must kill all the people.
We'll have lots of food.

Start with Africa.
Then, of course, we'll hit China.
And then India.

The problem is solved.
Now go write a bad haiku
about politics.
Haiku # 52750 July 16, 2015 4:10 pm ET
by df
You had enough words
to write a proper haiku
yet failed to make it
Haiku # 52749 July 16, 2015 12:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We have enough food
to feed all of the people
and yet some starve
Haiku # 52748 July 15, 2015 10:05 pm ET
by Tired of it all
But I love mornings.
I also wish you were drunk.
Then I could fuck you.
Haiku # 52747 July 15, 2015 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate mornings.
I wish I was drunk.
Fuck.
Haiku # 52746 July 15, 2015 2:12 pm ET
by Sherman of mexico
She is like hot pants
freshly out of the dryer
on winter morning
Haiku # 52745 July 15, 2015 12:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Success, more or less,
is difficult to express
making me depressed
Haiku # 52744 July 14, 2015 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shit-covered dildo.
Maggots in your underwear.
Arby's sandwiches.
Haiku # 52743 July 13, 2015 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like ping-pong games.
I once saw one in Thailand.
That girl could work it!

She wasn't impressed
When I had shot the ball back.
Jealous lady-boys.
Haiku # 52742 July 13, 2015 2:05 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I say one haiku
I hope to hear one response
Haiku ping pong game
Haiku # 52741 July 13, 2015 11:43 am ET
by ronin
I write badder but
The era of literacy
Is all about code
Haiku # 52740 July 13, 2015 11:29 am ET
by ronin
Jarred starts and ends
his sandwich-eating career
getting in small pants.
Haiku # 52739 July 13, 2015 10:39 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Men who eat pussy
Are known as pussy-eaters.
Or just lesbians.
Haiku # 52738 July 13, 2015 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So if she know the
Websites grow old regulars stale
Like a pub crawls down
Haiku # 52737 July 13, 2015 1:56 am ET
by ronin