I'm sublime in grime.
Give a dime to the lime mime.
It's no crime to rhyme.
(But it should be.)
Climb slime prime-time chime
"Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme."
El-Garfunk On-Sim.
by Darth Figpucker of "evi1 - a novel about you" and your momma too 
 
			
if rhymes go askew
honourable thing to do
haiku seppuku
by ash
 
			
Now don't you forget
Rhyming can lead to regret
Making you upset
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
			
Should my Haiku rhyme
Yes if I just had the time
I could make it rhyme
by Shirley Smothers
 
			
God does not love you.
Do not pretend to love God;
He will hate you more.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
roasted polar bear
with a side of spotted owl
My favorite meal!
by Mandingo Ebola
 
			
International
pig-fucking competition
concession stand snacks.
Chitlins are nasty
but so are the contestants.
Can I get mayo?
by df of over your head 
 
			
Were you expecting
that polar bears would survive
man-made extinction?!
by df
 
			
Polar bears vanish.
Forest fires. Record heat waves
Dead bees on my porch.
by Tired of it all 
 
			
What's more disturbing
than pregnant retarded girls?
I am at a loss.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Here's the solution.
We must kill all the people.
We'll have lots of food.
Start with Africa.
Then, of course, we'll hit China.
And then India.
The problem is solved.
Now go write a bad haiku
about politics.
by df
 
			
You had enough words
to write a proper haiku
yet failed to make it
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
We have enough food
to feed all of the people
and yet some starve
by Tired of it all 
 
			
But I love mornings.
I also wish you were drunk.
Then I could fuck you.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I hate mornings. 
I wish I was drunk. 
Fuck.
by Sherman of mexico 
 
			
She is like hot pants
freshly out of the dryer
on winter morning
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Success, more or less,
is difficult to express
making me depressed
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Shit-covered dildo.
Maggots in your underwear.
Arby's sandwiches.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I like ping-pong games.
I once saw one in Thailand.
That girl could work it!
She wasn't impressed
When I had shot the ball back.
Jealous lady-boys.
by Darth Figpucker
 
			
I say one haiku
I hope to hear one response
Haiku ping pong game
by ronin
 
			
I write badder but
The era of literacy
Is all about code
by ronin
 
			
Jarred starts and ends
his sandwich-eating career
getting in small pants.
by Darth Figpucker
 
			
Men who eat pussy
Are known as pussy-eaters.
Or just lesbians.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
So if she know the
Websites grow old regulars stale
Like a pub crawls down
by ronin
 
			
The Harmonica:
A musical instrument.
Window to the soul.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
put it in my butt
butt put it in my butt butt
putt it in right now
by missecho
 
			
I have what it takes
to become a poop eater
Yes, I have my dreams!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
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iked th
is part of the 
article
. with a nice 
and interesting topics have helped a lot of people who d
o  not ch
allenge things people should know
.. you need more publicize this so m
any people who know about it are r
are for people to know this
... success fo
r yo
u..... .! 
by moha of aceh 
 
			
Exploding butt zits.
That was my Fourth of July.
And snorting bath salts
by DF
 
			
Butt chugging mouth wash.
Minty freshness flatulence.
Scope or Listerine?
by Darth Figpucker of evi1 - a novel about you 
 
			
zombies shambling in
exhausting his last salvo
soon he will join them
by vince
 
			
Jerk it in the sink.
Take a shit in the shower.
College life is good.
by Frank
 
			
Freedom is a myth
People needed to create
To justify laws
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Ash, you are correct.
If you want to have freedom,
You're in the wrong place.
French revolution.
Kill the fat, rich, greedy pigs.
Roast them and eat them.
I will enjoy it.
But I'll do it from afar.
French Polynesia.
I'll be snorkeling
while you battle with fat pigs.
Tanned and slightly drunk.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Gingers have no souls.
Coppercab even more so.
God doe not love him.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
with crap leadership
our once mediocre land
sinks even further
quick, look over there !
ignore the economy
and trash the planet
it's pretty woeful
but equally appalling
is the other side
by ash
 
			
Passing judgement does
Not improve writers styles which
Is why writers groups
Bicker...
Moloko
by ronin
 
			
Trust me listening
To some of this stuff is quite
Painful, masochists...
United
by ronin
 
			
Well, if you do not
Believe, then recourse is to
Troll and sarcasm...
Still, you're going to hell
by ronin
 
			
Ah but suffering
Gets some people off!not
Sure, bdsm?
Or, catholic?
by ronin
 
			
You should not be here.
Don't do anything stupid.
Like post a poem.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Fundamental flaw.
Suffering does not clean sin.
God, man, or devil.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Just when I come in
Her mouth later I recall
Why I've not fathered. 
by DF
 
			
Just when I come on
Here months later I recall
Why I've not posted
by ronin
 
			
Gratification
Mastification Station
God Loves Creation
by ?
 
			
Answer somebody
when they ask you some questions
you get endless spam
by Lesson learned
 
			
One two three four fuck
Sorry but you're out of luck
Sleep alone young buck
by Tropical hot dog night
 
			
Happy day after
Fight off your bad hangover
Try to get some sun
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I just want to say
Happy Independance Day
Yippie tie yi yay
by Anonymous Poet