Jarred starts and ends
his sandwich-eating career
getting in small pants.

Men who eat pussy
Are known as pussy-eaters.
Or just lesbians.

So if she know the
Websites grow old regulars stale
Like a pub crawls down

The Harmonica:
A musical instrument.
Window to the soul.

put it in my butt
butt put it in my butt butt
putt it in right now

I have what it takes
to become a poop eater
Yes, I have my dreams!

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Exploding butt zits.
That was my Fourth of July.
And snorting bath salts

Butt chugging mouth wash.
Minty freshness flatulence.
Scope or Listerine?

zombies shambling in
exhausting his last salvo
soon he will join them

Jerk it in the sink.
Take a shit in the shower.
College life is good.

Freedom is a myth
People needed to create
To justify laws

Ash, you are correct.
If you want to have freedom,
You're in the wrong place.

French revolution.
Kill the fat, rich, greedy pigs.
Roast them and eat them.

I will enjoy it.
But I'll do it from afar.
French Polynesia.

I'll be snorkeling
while you battle with fat pigs.
Tanned and slightly drunk.

Gingers have no souls.
Coppercab even more so.
God doe not love him.

with crap leadership
our once mediocre land
sinks even further

quick, look over there !
ignore the economy
and trash the planet

it's pretty woeful
but equally appalling
is the other side

Passing judgement does
Not improve writers styles which
Is why writers groups

Bicker...
Moloko

Trust me listening
To some of this stuff is quite
Painful, masochists...

United

Well, if you do not
Believe, then recourse is to
Troll and sarcasm...

Still, you're going to hell

Ah but suffering
Gets some people off!not
Sure, bdsm?

Or, catholic?

You should not be here.
Don't do anything stupid.
Like post a poem.

Fundamental flaw.
Suffering does not clean sin.
God, man, or devil.

Just when I come in
Her mouth later I recall
Why I've not fathered.

Just when I come on
Here months later I recall
Why I've not posted

Gratification
Mastification Station
God Loves Creation

Answer somebody
when they ask you some questions
you get endless spam

One two three four fuck
Sorry but you're out of luck
Sleep alone young buck

Happy day after
Fight off your bad hangover
Try to get some sun

I just want to say
Happy Independance Day
Yippie tie yi yay

Inappropriate
homosexuality
Snuffleupagus.

Yahoo searches me
It is a wild world out there
We prepare ourselves

Surrendering sucks
Fast friends forget five dust ducks
Know I let you down

Do not trust language
It will violate your soul
Just tricks of the trade

I remember you
Shatting your soiled underpants
Stowed them in mailbox

You can pick your nose.
You can also pick your friends.
But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.

It's funny you mention mailing boogers. When I get junk mail with a return envelope -- postage paid -- that's exactly what I do. Sometimes I also mail them perverted poetry if I have time.

Good luck to you sir.
Nice to know I'm not alone.
Great minds think alike.

I like my boogers
I like your boogers better
Please mail them to me

Mosquitoes are bad.
Sun tans and Mai Thais are good.
Bikinis are best.

They want to be wed.
Two men in a nursing home.
Their children object.

Is it immoral?
I suppose it all Depends.
That is what they wear.

I do not fear death
but withthe leisure of choice
it lost its appeal

question everything
mott the hoople, bell the cat
never give a inch

all bubbles must burst
pneumatic kardashians
not only lips sink

whip the haiku mule
move that creative burden
poetry, my ass

Creative output
Dwindles as you get older
Get your ass to work

incoherent rule
post-orgasmic lassitude
either way we're fucked

All these bad haiku.
And not one has made me puke.
I'm disappointed.

zippy the pinhead
the nation's prime minister
there's not much in it

it makes me worried
when i look at my country
ruled by imbeciles

What do Disney Land,
Walmart, and a coke addict
all have in common?

I like killing flies.
To this end I do not bathe.
They come and I swat.

It's insanity
accepting that you are sane.
Thrown poo will splatter.

is it sanity
accepting that i'm crazy ?
as if it matters...