Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.
by Darth Figpucker
You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.
by Anonymous Poet
doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts
by ash
Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear
by Anonymous Poet
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Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away
by Anonymous Poet
Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again
by Anonymous Poet
Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.
by Anonymous Poet
9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
i like yummy food
by Big Baller of Washington DC
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Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping
by Anonymous Poet
I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.
by Anonymous Poet
I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.
by Anonymous Poet
I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.
by Anonymous Poet
what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...
by ash
Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there
by Anonymous Poet
Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!
by NursingHomeSpyCams.com
Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.
by Anonymous Poet
The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.
by Janis
As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.
by Janis
Don't mind funny trolls
Syllabic rigor though please.
If not just offal.
by Janis
As cool as a gay
star wars themed wedding would be,
it's all just drivel.
by Janis
you sad little man
projection and denial
w00t ! w00t ! who's gay now ?
by ash
Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?
I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.
Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.
I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)
by Darth Figpucker of In the south barn.
A haiku entitled, "Quite literally a Wasted Load of Semen"
Ok. iamback's
been hatetrolling this website
for more than 10 years.
by Janis
Its times like these that
Test life only to realize
It only ends in death
by ronin
What do you get
when a jugalo gets old?
You get iamback.
"w00t! w00t!" (Now THAT is GAY!)
I'd rather be gay
than fuck iamback's "girl friend".
Fat trailer park whore.
by Darth Gaydar with R2D2 Buttplug
Did Ash smoke my stash?
Trolls are unmoving poo lumps.
We live in Starbucks.
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
khayyam what khayyam
unmoving trolls having writ
should now be moved on
by ash
I just shat myself.
Thank God I'm wearing Depends.
You should buy some too.
www.depend.com
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
Geolocation
Clearly you don't realize?
I know where you live.
by Janis
Lol! You know what's great?
That I can edit the troll's
verse. Hilarious!
by Janis
I have a small cock
And therefore I feel the need
To harass others
by iamback of stersbh tention
I apologize
For all the trolling I've done
Repentant asshole
by iamback
divine improvement
bye those who die by the code
bonus not boners
by ash
if gods cared enough
they would smite personally
not send in the clowns
by ash
If I were Steve Jobs,
I would be charitable.
I would be dead, too.
by jykk of Vancouver
"Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh!"
What the fuck is that?
by jykk of Vancouver
A horse goes "Neigh, neigh!"
My wife goes "Please stop, no way!"
She died from horse sex.
by jykk of Vancouver
A smoking hot blonde,
Dove straight into the park pond.
I used gas and fire.
by jykk of Vancouver
Janis,
I think if you use whatever coding disables html in the "name" and "location" fields and work that into the haiku field (entry box, whatever you web folk call it) then you'll have a class act site once again and the scammers will have to go back to poaching endangered rhinos or being Somali pirates or manufacturing meth or whatever slime they do instead of posting things here. Excelent!
by no html here of nor here ;-)
Excellent coding!
HTML does not work
in the "name" field.
But it works here...
poo
by Anonymous Poet of <a href="http://poo.com">poo</a>
I would kill for cash.
But I'd never kill for God.
I worship dollars.
by <a href="http://farts.com">farts.com</a> of testes testes
May those that murder
In the name of their sky gods
Be forever mocked
Je Suis Charlie!
by Janis
Yes. The list is long
of stuff that I have to do.
It's a side project
by Janis
But I can still code.
Disable HTML.
That's next on the list.
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
Way to go, Janis!
Looks like you fixed the website!
I am proud of you!
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by Joe momma of timbucktoo (sp?)