This is a guide to
how many syllables you
need in a Haiku.
by jake of state farm
Tor, you need a whore.
Cash is real; VD is real.
And there is no love.
by Anonymous Poet
I just listened to
Careful with That Axe Eugene.
Brings back memories.
by Darth Figpucker
Love is a mirage
We share smiles but what's the point?
I need something real.
by Tor of Toronto
Is it the last storm
Spirals out of order, plows
Make snow ziggurats
by ronin
Football game today
How could some become obsessed
with sweaty mean men
by Anonymous Poet
Magic hamster talks
about philosophy and
the beauty of life
by Anonymous Poet
You know you are grown
Old when pay phones are for sale
In antique locales
by ronin
It sucks getting old.
Watching porn does not arouse.
Should I click the spam?
by Anonymous Poet
The spam viking sketch
Seems quite appropro to the
Ongoing pill bots
by ronin
Flying saucer goat
Travels amongst the planets
Bringing joy to all
by Anonymous Poet
My wife just farted.
I breathed it in quite deeply.
I wish I hadn't.
by Anonymous Poet
Let's talk about sex
Just kidding, let's please not
I'm still a virgin
by Virgin of Virginia
What is to stop me
From making a long ass post
On this stupid site?
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
Feelings are mixed say
I hate amazon but I
Get stuff cheaper there
Or wal mart with cheap
Everything who can keep
That bunch down? Amazon
by ronin
The danger is not
Being tough enough in mind
To say fuck you to
The right people
by ronin
Folks seem to indulge
Excess tolerate it then
Puritans take charge
by ronin
A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.
by Anonymous Poet
If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.
by Darth Figpucker
Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change
by ronin
After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage
by ronin
What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?
by ronin
I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it
Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own
by ronin
I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies
Attack their own reflection
by ronin
The stuff written
In the haiku to outdo
Bondagecpony girls
by ronin
Honestly it used
to be way worse on here
Gramma has a cock
by Anonymous Poet
Some Haikus are good
But they end in a strange way
Refrigerator
by Dukes of Hazard
Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.
by Darth Figpucker
You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.
by Anonymous Poet
doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts
by ash
Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear
by Anonymous Poet
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Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away
by Anonymous Poet
Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again
by Anonymous Poet
Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.
by Anonymous Poet
9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
i like yummy food
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Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping
by Anonymous Poet
I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.
by Anonymous Poet
I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.
by Anonymous Poet
I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.
by Anonymous Poet
what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...
by ash
Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there
by Anonymous Poet
Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!
by NursingHomeSpyCams.com
Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.
by Anonymous Poet
The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.
by Janis
As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.
by Janis
