This is a guide to
how many syllables you
need in a Haiku.

Tor, you need a whore.
Cash is real; VD is real.
And there is no love.

I just listened to
Careful with That Axe Eugene.
Brings back memories.

Love is a mirage
We share smiles but what's the point?
I need something real.

Is it the last storm
Spirals out of order, plows
Make snow ziggurats

Football game today
How could some become obsessed
with sweaty mean men

Magic hamster talks
about philosophy and
the beauty of life

You know you are grown
Old when pay phones are for sale
In antique locales

It sucks getting old.
Watching porn does not arouse.
Should I click the spam?

The spam viking sketch
Seems quite appropro to the
Ongoing pill bots

Flying saucer goat
Travels amongst the planets
Bringing joy to all

My wife just farted.
I breathed it in quite deeply.
I wish I hadn't.

Let's talk about sex
Just kidding, let's please not
I'm still a virgin

What is to stop me
From making a long ass post
On this stupid site?

Feelings are mixed say
I hate amazon but I
Get stuff cheaper there

Or wal mart with cheap
Everything who can keep
That bunch down? Amazon

The danger is not
Being tough enough in mind
To say fuck you to

The right people

Folks seem to indulge
Excess tolerate it then
Puritans take charge

A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.

If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.

Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change

After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage

What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?

I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it

Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own

I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies

Attack their own reflection

The stuff written
In the haiku to outdo
Bondagecpony girls

Honestly it used
to be way worse on here
Gramma has a cock

Some Haikus are good
But they end in a strange way
Refrigerator

Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.

A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."

Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.

You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.

doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts

Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear

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Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away

Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again

Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.

9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!

holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
i like yummy food

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Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping

I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.

I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.

I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.

what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...

Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there

Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!

Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.

The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.

As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.