A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."

Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.

You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.

doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts

Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear

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Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away

Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again

Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.

9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!

holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
i like yummy food

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Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping

I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.

I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.

I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.

what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...

Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there

Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!

Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.

The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.

As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.

Don't mind funny trolls
Syllabic rigor though please.
If not just offal.

As cool as a gay
star wars themed wedding would be,
it's all just drivel.

you sad little man
projection and denial
w00t ! w00t ! who's gay now ?

Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?

I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.

Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.

I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)

A haiku entitled, "Quite literally a Wasted Load of Semen"

Ok. iamback's
been hatetrolling this website
for more than 10 years.

Its times like these that
Test life only to realize
It only ends in death

What do you get
when a jugalo gets old?
You get iamback.

"w00t! w00t!" (Now THAT is GAY!)

I'd rather be gay
than fuck iamback's "girl friend".
Fat trailer park whore.

Did Ash smoke my stash?
Trolls are unmoving poo lumps.
We live in Starbucks.

khayyam what khayyam
unmoving trolls having writ
should now be moved on

I just shat myself.
Thank God I'm wearing Depends.
You should buy some too.

www.depend.com

Geolocation
Clearly you don't realize?
I know where you live.

Lol! You know what's great?
That I can edit the troll's
verse. Hilarious!

I have a small cock
And therefore I feel the need
To harass others

I apologize
For all the trolling I've done
Repentant asshole

divine improvement
bye those who die by the code
bonus not boners

if gods cared enough
they would smite personally
not send in the clowns

If I were Steve Jobs,
I would be charitable.
I would be dead, too.

"Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh!"
What the fuck is that?

A horse goes "Neigh, neigh!"
My wife goes "Please stop, no way!"
She died from horse sex.

A smoking hot blonde,
Dove straight into the park pond.
I used gas and fire.

Janis,

I think if you use whatever coding disables html in the "name" and "location" fields and work that into the haiku field (entry box, whatever you web folk call it) then you'll have a class act site once again and the scammers will have to go back to poaching endangered rhinos or being Somali pirates or manufacturing meth or whatever slime they do instead of posting things here. Excelent!

Excellent coding!
HTML does not work
in the "name" field.

But it works here...
poo

I would kill for cash.
But I'd never kill for God.
I worship dollars.

May those that murder
In the name of their sky gods
Be forever mocked

Je Suis Charlie!

Yes. The list is long
of stuff that I have to do.
It's a side project

But I can still code.
Disable HTML.
That's next on the list.

Way to go, Janis!
Looks like you fixed the website!
I am proud of you!

Testes testes 123
farts dot com

yes it's been what now
18 years...and the bad poems
are actually good poems