if gods cared enough
they would smite personally
not send in the clowns

If I were Steve Jobs,
I would be charitable.
I would be dead, too.

"Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh!"
What the fuck is that?

A horse goes "Neigh, neigh!"
My wife goes "Please stop, no way!"
She died from horse sex.

A smoking hot blonde,
Dove straight into the park pond.
I used gas and fire.

Janis,

I think if you use whatever coding disables html in the "name" and "location" fields and work that into the haiku field (entry box, whatever you web folk call it) then you'll have a class act site once again and the scammers will have to go back to poaching endangered rhinos or being Somali pirates or manufacturing meth or whatever slime they do instead of posting things here. Excelent!

Excellent coding!
HTML does not work
in the "name" field.

But it works here...
poo

I would kill for cash.
But I'd never kill for God.
I worship dollars.

May those that murder
In the name of their sky gods
Be forever mocked

Je Suis Charlie!

Yes. The list is long
of stuff that I have to do.
It's a side project

But I can still code.
Disable HTML.
That's next on the list.

Way to go, Janis!
Looks like you fixed the website!
I am proud of you!

Testes testes 123
farts dot com

yes it's been what now
18 years...and the bad poems
are actually good poems

sun comes through the screen
library window, glare out in
the world of real life

Please validate me
But not my bad poetry
The links should go though

Little hermit crab
Walking along the coral
One step and you're dead

You're an evil bitch!
The Mayan Riviera?!
I think I hate you.

Seriously, though, taking out all link AND html coding would be the right thing to do.

Validating silly bulls.... No. Let's not do that. And sounds complicated. To remove links and not allow html should be easy.

Good luck. You outta share pics of your trip. Sounds awesome.

Options we now have:
Validate Poem syllables?
Take out all link fields?

One fucking week in
The Mayan Riviera
And pages of spam

haiku my haiku
boner pills and goat fucking
what have you become ?

Prince Rogers Nelson
poops just like the homeless guy
in the neighborhood

hepatitis dick
big bag of rotting scrotum
heartless shit for brains

Winter's sole purpose:
Helping us appreciate
the warmer seasons

This place is a mess
But still I have to confess
I check it sometimes

Poop on a pigeon
Start a brand new religion
Oh holy vengeance

Drugs are not so bad.
See, I am perfectly fine.
Just ask the warden!

I quit smoking crack.
Now I just butt-chug floor wax.
My shiny hiny!

Fun brothel, two gays,
A lunch of titty blow phlegms.
Vexed queer's raw gin, duh.

I caught a pigeon.
Tied it down and shat on it.
My sweet brown revenge.

My garage sale.
Nothing but used underwear.
No one stopped to look.

Starbucks collection:
Boogers on the bathroom wall.
Who put them all there?

Flatulence of hell.
Stench reeks supreme over all.
Inhale; breathe deep!

I'm the boss of toss!
Wank and spank and smoke the dank.
Jesus Christ, that stank!

The muppet I'd fuck?
I'd do Snuffalupagus!
(Or let him do me!)

God, I hate Christmas.
The guy who invented it
should be crucified.

I farted again.
The unforgivable sin.
The stench was that bad.

Read this shit, admit
you are now caught up in it
Small words for dumb birds

Go toss your own sauce
Because you are not my boss
Remember to floss

No gatekeeper here.
Americans live in fear.
Drink another beer

One novel, two plays,
a bunch of shitty poems.
Next year's agenda

I would choose your mom
it's not easy being green
You know what I mean?

If you had to choose
a muppet to have sex with
Which one would you pick?

Will posting porn pics
hasten the spam removal?
I'll post something crude!

Quit following me.
Swiping sauces is my thing.
Go find your own theft.

christmas time again
happy birthday sweet jesus
graced with your presents

Damn, I broke the rules
Smack my hiney with a belt
I'll pay you for it

The world is a scam
So many ways to steal things
I like to swipe sauces

There is no stopping
the boner pill and loan spam;
they are scam websites.

now that you're eighteen
the time is ripe for haiku
i love you long time

You know, that could work.
It would be,quite nice to see
Spam free poetry