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Haiku # 51850 January 6, 2015 10:54 am ET
by Janis
One fucking week in
The Mayan Riviera
And pages of spam
Haiku # 51849 January 6, 2015 10:51 am ET
by Janis
haiku my haiku
boner pills and goat fucking
what have you become ?
Haiku # 51841 January 4, 2015 4:40 am ET
by ash
Prince Rogers Nelson
poops just like the homeless guy
in the neighborhood
Haiku # 51840 January 4, 2015 1:21 am ET
by Arugula Solid
hepatitis dick
big bag of rotting scrotum
heartless shit for brains
Haiku # 51839 January 3, 2015 10:32 pm ET
by looking into mirror
Winter's sole purpose:
Helping us appreciate
the warmer seasons
Haiku # 51838 January 3, 2015 5:10 pm ET
by Cold toes
This place is a mess
But still I have to confess
I check it sometimes
Haiku # 51837 January 3, 2015 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poop on a pigeon
Start a brand new religion
Oh holy vengeance
Haiku # 51828 December 28, 2014 11:38 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Drugs are not so bad.
See, I am perfectly fine.
Just ask the warden!
Haiku # 51827 December 27, 2014 9:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I quit smoking crack.
Now I just butt-chug floor wax.
My shiny hiny!
Haiku # 51826 December 27, 2014 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fun brothel, two gays,
A lunch of titty blow phlegms.
Vexed queer's raw gin, duh.
Haiku # 51825 December 27, 2014 9:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I caught a pigeon.
Tied it down and shat on it.
My sweet brown revenge.
Haiku # 51824 December 27, 2014 9:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My garage sale.
Nothing but used underwear.
No one stopped to look.
Haiku # 51823 December 27, 2014 9:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Starbucks collection:
Boogers on the bathroom wall.
Who put them all there?
Haiku # 51822 December 27, 2014 9:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulence of hell.
Stench reeks supreme over all.
Inhale; breathe deep!
Haiku # 51821 December 27, 2014 9:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the boss of toss!
Wank and spank and smoke the dank.
Jesus Christ, that stank!
Haiku # 51820 December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The muppet I'd fuck?
I'd do Snuffalupagus!
(Or let him do me!)
Haiku # 51819 December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
God, I hate Christmas.
The guy who invented it
should be crucified.
Haiku # 51818 December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I farted again.
The unforgivable sin.
The stench was that bad.
Haiku # 51817 December 27, 2014 9:16 am ET
by Ho Ho Ho. of Newark NJ
Read this shit, admit
you are now caught up in it
Small words for dumb birds
Haiku # 51816 December 27, 2014 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go toss your own sauce
Because you are not my boss
Remember to floss
Haiku # 51815 December 27, 2014 3:22 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
No gatekeeper here.
Americans live in fear.
Drink another beer
Haiku # 51814 December 27, 2014 1:07 am ET
by Topical Dragon of Kearney
One novel, two plays,
a bunch of shitty poems.
Next year's agenda
Haiku # 51813 December 27, 2014 1:03 am ET
by Punctuation junctuation
I would choose your mom
it's not easy being green
You know what I mean?
Haiku # 51812 December 27, 2014 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you had to choose
a muppet to have sex with
Which one would you pick?
Haiku # 51811 December 26, 2014 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Will posting porn pics
hasten the spam removal?
I'll post something crude!
Haiku # 51806 December 25, 2014 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quit following me.
Swiping sauces is my thing.
Go find your own theft.
Haiku # 51805 December 25, 2014 9:37 pm ET
by Pain is Good! (Hot Sauces.)
christmas time again
happy birthday sweet jesus
graced with your presents
Haiku # 51798 December 24, 2014 9:01 am ET
by ash
Damn, I broke the rules
Smack my hiney with a belt
I'll pay you for it
Haiku # 51797 December 24, 2014 12:33 am ET
by Manbingo Ricola
The world is a scam
So many ways to steal things
I like to swipe sauces
Haiku # 51796 December 24, 2014 12:31 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
There is no stopping
the boner pill and loan spam;
they are scam websites.
Haiku # 51795 December 23, 2014 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
now that you're eighteen
the time is ripe for haiku
i love you long time
Haiku # 51792 December 23, 2014 7:40 am ET
by ash
You know, that could work.
It would be,quite nice to see
Spam free poetry
Haiku # 51791 December 23, 2014 12:42 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
So I just contacted the company with the line down below "this site has very good content". I asked them why the spam? They said they had no idea their advertisers were doing this. I hope I lost that company a contract.
Haiku # 51790 December 22, 2014 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I would post porn pics.
But I'm in Starbucks right now.
I might get kicked out.
Haiku # 51781 December 18, 2014 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 51780 December 18, 2014 2:41 am ET
by inbouwmengkraan of uae
If shy spite was bling,
You would be wearing gold ring
and diamond dick studs
Haiku # 51778 December 17, 2014 7:17 pm ET
by Topical Dragon
If sky white cum string,
fuzz shat take me a biter?
Lusty whore spew shit.
Haiku # 51777 December 17, 2014 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If I write something,
does that make me a writer?
Must be more to it.
Haiku # 51776 December 17, 2014 12:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Windows 8 is shit.
Too many bells and whistles.
I can't do my work.
Haiku # 51775 December 14, 2014 12:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Free-for-all posting is wrong.
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