Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.
Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.
I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!
by What moron signs up for scams like these??????
LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.
by Anonymous Poet
Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me
by Anonymous Poet
Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.
by nuclear terrorism wall street scare of NYSE
Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.
by Become God - Become Evil of Space Station 23X5J
a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest
by ash
Shrinks and hoes? Same thing.
You lay down, they work on you,
you pay by the hour
by Mandingo Jungster Ebola
I need a life change.
Switch careers from whore to pimp.
That's what my shrink says.
by Beavis on Coffee of I am the Great Cornholio
No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.
by Evil Alien Coffee of USA
ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.
by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM Coffee Bar
Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.
by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM, USA
you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
on road
i kiss you
you stop breath
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!
by Anonymous Poet
Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.
by Anonymous Poet
Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin
by Anonymous Poet
I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.
by Darth Figpucker
Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.
by Anonymous Poet
Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm
by Anonymous Poet
Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral
by Jason of Seattle
Goodbye!
by Anonymous Poet
Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.
by Anonymous Poet
sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
underwhere
upper nothing
under manything
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
by otteri selvakumar of south india
Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, chennai
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai - 600012
who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
sun ask
for sky
night love
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.
by Anonymous Poet
Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.
by Great behinds stink alike.
Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit
by Beagle Mandingo
Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work
by Dingle
I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.
He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen
try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance
clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants
...nah, really : welcome back :)
by ash
She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf
by Regal Beagle of guess the year , and I will mail you a donkey
Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)
Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?
by Rappin Poet
Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.
Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay
Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks
Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place
by Rappin Poet
english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time
by ash
Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.
by Darth Figpucker
English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.
by jonafi
uiqnthrd
by uxidbygM of rNtxSove
Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.
by Anonymous Poet
The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.
by Anonymous Poet
Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.
by Anonymous Poet
Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.
by Anonymous Poet
It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.
by Anonymous Poet
