Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay
Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks
Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place
by Rappin Poet
english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time
by ash
Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.
by Darth Figpucker
English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.
by jonafi
uiqnthrd
by uxidbygM of rNtxSove
Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.
by Anonymous Poet
The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.
by Anonymous Poet
Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
by toyrrour of USA
Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.
by Anonymous Poet
It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.
by Anonymous Poet
Algorithmic spooge.
Mechanistic humping toy.
In walks my money.
by Anonymous Poet
Lets all do some stuff.
We can do things after that.
It just might be fun.
by Anonymous Poet
Scamming pill websites.
Send your money overseas.
Nigerian scammers.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
And now the weather.
In other news, I farted.
It covered Thailand.
by Anonymous Poet
she said, If You Leave...
so I Ran (So Far Away)
Sheila Take a Bow
by Lush
In The Air Tonight
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
by Lush of School Dance
There are no numbers.
God told me so in a dream.
Give me your money.
by Anonymous Poet
Far poop sniff trance wank
Stafford shire pueblo robs bank
New under the sun
by Beagle the Destroyer
have Cat Scratch Fever,
so Don't Stand So Close to Me
need Doctor Feel Good
by Beagle the Destroyer
Fire on the Mountain.
Hey Aqualung! Run away!
Don't stop believing
by Anonymous Poet
And the winner is;
The Anonymous Poet
Score was five to four
by Mandingo Ricola Ebola
A spam-free website?!
Janis is on top of things!
I'm a happy nerd.
by Anonymous Poet
What Spider-Man eats?
Maybe lots of flies and moths.
That would really suck
by Math sucks
Arrogant teacher,
and an unprepared student
Bad combination
by Anonymous Poet
That, sir, would be you.
Asking what's a twat-waffle
means that that is you.
by Anonymous Poet
What's a twat-waffle?
I've heard it, but I don't know.
Someone please tell me.
by Anonymous Poet
There is no beauty.
Ugliness does not exist.
Calm your mind and be.
by poems are not to be trusted
Mind. Your. Own. Business.
Else. You. Are. Just. A. Douchebag.
Dingleberry-breath.
by Anonymous Poet
Important suffix
Semicolon, period
Commas are the worst
by Anonymous Poet
Where are the spammers?
Did the FBI trick work?
Oh, I wish; if only!
Go to the spam websites and in their "contact" link type in an FBI or DEA phone number for them to call back. I did that a few times on those scam loan links and scam pill links. I wonder if they called the FBI and DEA. That would be funny! Damn, I'm an evil fucker. I love being evil. And cannibalism is like soooo 1995.
by Darth Farty Pants Figpucker.
It's Saturday night
I'm making stupid poems
I party soooo hard!
by Mandingo Ricola Ebola
goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
Okay, here's an idea....
On these spam websites is a contact page.
You can click that and send them rude messages, but what good will that do? Waste of time.
However, I think it would be interesting to send them what might seem a legit message to (1) waste their time and (2) for a return contact phone number put the phone number of your local FBI, ATF, DEA offices and/or even local police.
So, that's what I've been doing. Make these cocksucking mail order med spam companies call the DEA offices. How hilarious is that?
by Anonymous Poet
Just like King Elvis.
They will die taking a shit.
And I'll sell tickets.
by Anonymous Poet
And before they die
pour scalding coffee down them.
They'll shit out their lives.
by Anonymous Poet
Not but blind torsos.
Blind and deaf with charcoal stumps.
Then starve them to death.
by Anonymous Poet
Adrenaline shots
so they can't go into shock.
Gouge out both their eyes!
by Anonymous Poet
Get the blow torches!
Tie them down; burn off their limbs.
Inject them with meth.
by Anonymous Poet
Now there is no spam.
I can be a douche bag too.
"Sorry but" "Hello".
by FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!!!!! of up your ass
chemistry is hard
hard like this damn chair on
buttermilk pancake
by Anonymous Poet
I'll spell it backwards
noitcnufsyd elitcere
keep spammers away!
by Anonymous Poet
frothy water pic
google+ is such a waste
roast beef or turkey
by Anonymous Poet
falling rice bags kill
I need to go brush my teeth
yo momma so fat!
by Anonymous Poet
induced suicide
teen girls overusing like
struck with a tuna
by Anonymous Poet
only eight more now
it's universal conquest
or something like that
by Anonymous Poet
why are you laughing
does this then make you happy
eat a big booger
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks Jesus
where can I get some free beer
torture is not nice
by Anonymous Poet
